What make me laugh about this one is that it is a solid joke but also 100% a cry for help.
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Amen, Kieron. I know this myself too well.
aug 31, 2025, 2:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Fine, fine, I'll move out of your head, but you're responsible for throwing out my old couch. Who's head am I moving into NOW?
aug 31, 2025, 2:20 pm • 1 0 • view
(But also, like. Be okay, disengage and tell people to fuck off if you need to.)
aug 31, 2025, 2:21 pm • 1 0 • view
In a way, all your jokes are cries for help.
aug 31, 2025, 2:15 pm • 34 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 2:20 pm • 35 0 • view
No, I'm Raw Shark!
aug 31, 2025, 2:36 pm • 0 0 • view
from the audience
aug 31, 2025, 2:19 pm • 2 0 • view
Cries for help have a strong correlation with your jokes.
aug 31, 2025, 2:21 pm • 0 0 • view
There's an argument to be made that all the best jokes are
aug 31, 2025, 2:16 pm • 1 0 • view
At least it's nice to know it's reciprocal.
aug 31, 2025, 5:18 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 3:20 pm • 0 0 • view
Aw, dude. I would hand you this cat to hug if I could. Her name is Dotty, she is also being fed by one of our neighbours and she has around 3 braincells (hence why shes happy to be held like this)
aug 31, 2025, 2:17 pm • 2 0 • view
(well, she's my mum's cat, mum has another cat but if I tried to hand her to you, either you or I would end up injured. IDK who)
aug 31, 2025, 2:20 pm • 0 0 • view