That horse knows exactly what it’s doing. Someone get it a modesty blanket before the scandal breaks

😂😂🤣🤣

Horse: I’m too sexy for this floor.

The #crying hashtag is extremely cursed.

Is this a Gisela Pferdekamper original?

The flipping of “sexy horses” and “horses sexy” in the tags is killing me 😂

No thatsa horse👍

Neigh means neigh, Andy…

I guess I’m the only one that thinks it’s actually a really nice piece. (And no, I didn’t mean it THAT way, lol. I really do find the sculpture quite nice).

I see the name Gisela on the horse's tail.

This should replace the Bull of Wall Street

I can hear Right Said Fred Music playing

Please stop using these hashtags for "jokes." These are serious hashtags to my community

It’s a special breed of horse. I believe it’s called a Kardasian.

😂😂😂

Not sure it isn't an ass!

🤣

You beat me to it. 😂 I think it's time to put her down.

Artax?! 😭

Loki? Is that you?

Apparently I stay at boring, horse-less hotels.

Love the alt text!!

Well now, that’s some horse’s ass you’ve got there. Suggestive of tRump I’d say.

I came here for the 'horse's ass' comment(s) and was not disappointed. 👍🏻

Couldn’t help myself. 😉

Dat ASS

That just nuts

Looks like it should be hanging off a trailer hitch on a Texas truck.

Baby got back

What is it with hotel lobby horses

I. want. one!

Artist?

Gyat-damn

bsky.app/profile/king...

Artax! Noooo!

Don’t show this to John Oliver @lastweektonight.com he would go bananas !

Dat ass tho

That is just wrong…😂

youtu.be/O3rpmctmC_M?...

You should see the chimpanzee statue in Prague. Wow.

Please don’t touch it! 🤭

well hello

Would

“My pony got a big ‘ol boody (oh yeah!) Your pony got a lil ‘ol boody (oh no!)” *Apologies to Pitbull*

Jimmy mouthwashing is foaming at the mouth rn

@gothtatertot.bsky.social

Horses' eyes are set such that they can see themselves all the way back there. Maybe that's what she looks like to herself!

Why would anyone even make a horse like that??? That horse has no business being that cheeked up 😂

Have they ever seen @realblucifer.bsky.social ? He is a badass.

DAAAAYUMMM

For those curious about the artist, it’s part of a set of three by Gisela Pferdekamper - “an artist who specializes in animal paintings. These artworks are the artist's first foray into sculpture” www.1stdibs.com/art/sculptur...

I see two horses and a spread eagle. I'll see myself out.

Is that a horse, or a DONKey?

Badonkadonkey

It's giving Loki

I'm surprised there aren't handprints permanently slapped onto those cheeks.

It's small. This is on a counter, not a floor.

@vaush.gg

"Hey, kids, this is what happens to you when you do drugs. You get put down."

Is there a story to that statuette?

I really wish you asked, "Is there a story behind that statue?" 😆 missed opportunity.

Welcome to DC!

I call that horse “Kim kardashian”

Thicc horse

😳😆

argentina - brasil 🚀 Click the link below to watch the full video 🚀 🔥 🔥 🔥 rb.gy/0lorma

Very pleased this is (atm) the only bsky post under #horsessexy

i need more coffee for this.

I need less coffee for this.

I need the exact right amount of coffee for this

As far as you don’t touch it

Why have you replied to literally every single post on my feed

That's the Jerry Chen guarantee

the jer bear is everwhare

Please don't call a horse sexy 😭

That's a bedonkadonk; that's some junk in the trunk

#sexyhorses is not a tag you see every day

YOUR BITCH TOO BAD YOUR HORSE TOO SEXY

😂😂😂

Do not the horse

Callipygous!

Didn’t Queen write a song about it? m.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnj...

Beautiful interpretation.

Sexy ass horse

Damn that's a thicc boi

That’s a lot of junk in that trunk!

#horselookslikeaballsackfrombehind

What the hell are those hashtags I'm dying 😭

Damn! That horsey's got back!

You've got to take them to Barcelona to see this sexy beast then.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't talk about Pete Hegseth's girlfriend that way!

Stupid sexy horse..

Damn what you doin’ out here with all this ass? Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon, hella ass, the sun is still out.

Praying for you 🙏🏻

The alt text is amazing

Sexy? It looks injured.

My word, help the poor thing up and get it some clothes..

OK, horses shouldn't be that thicc outside of Rule 34. Beyond even Loki shenanigans.

@museumbums.bsky.social

Uhhh...no comment 😗 #MobileAwkwardness

Hellooooo Wilbur

The equine variant of Sir Mix-A-Lot is now TURNT!!

That alt text tho

tbh it looks more like another anatomical part…

Lmaoooooooo

🥺 Artax?

Horses don't have ass cracks. Somebody call PETA on that sculptor.

what DC place is that ? THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE at the GOP FLOPHOUSE ON K STREET?

Pixar Mom Horse

large ballsack

A—I cannot emphasize enough—roogah

mashable.com/video/john-o... If you've got twenty minutes to spare, that reminded me of this. Maybe it was a tribute to Gurbanguly's mistress?

Look at that brAss

I already some people are gonna say "gyatt"

@lastweektonight.com

Did you know that bestiality is illegal (either a misdemeanor or felony) in every state with the exception of West Virginia?

One *could* wonder how you came to possess that specific piece of knowledge...

I did my own research, strictly online. 😅🤣😂

@hels.bsky.social sexy horse in the wild

Not fat enough

leave Gisela alone

Mr Ed's later years after hanging around in a stable all day.

You shouldn't be rubbing it in front of your kids, Andy. That brass butt is suspiciously shiny.

Patination pattern putting everyone on blast

John Oliver @lastweektonight.com would lose his shit over that sexy statuet.

“This horse FUCKS!”

Omg weird!

Oooooookay

Lol interesting piece of art.

I want that for the desk....

Probably a stallion too! 🤓

@space-raccoons.bsky.social 😘

Stop it, I'm at work 🫣

That needs an NSFW tag

It looks bad from the back

They’re clearly not Gen X or elder millennials. 0/10 sexy, reminded me of Artax. 😞

This scene did more to traumatize me than any other when I was kid.

youtu.be/jzYzVMcgWhg?...

Bah. You beat me.

I like big horses; I cannot lie

"Oh my God Becky, look at her butt!"

@aftermidnightcbs.bsky.social is it caked? And. How.

That’s the famous DC railroad horse so called because of its gorgeous caboose

😂😂🤣🤣

That's how they used to make them, Andrew.

In homage to the horse’s ass.

LMAO NOT THE ALT TEXT 💀

That's gotta be a mule 'cause it's half ass.

Lmao!

Bruh 🤣

this is a really half-assed joke.

Ya use what is given. Sorry.

nice

First of all how dare you second of all here's your stupid like

www.instagram.com/smelikenstok...

Badonkadonk

I like big butts, Ima not lying!

Who is this diva

DAT ASS

Now that’s some Horsey Sauce #Arbys

Haaaaay baby 😘 I’ll uh… I’ll let myself out.

This is a fantastic feed cleanse from the political hoo-ha du jour

John Oliver:

Look at that Horse butt!

Interesting

Baby got haunch

That horse's buttocks are too big for it to even be able to stand up

Sexy’s not the word I’d be looking for..

It's happening again!

Looks even worse when you crop it.

No one show John Oliver....

you can lead a horse to water, but can you make it thicc

Is this a horse or an ass?

Simmer down Silver 😉

This is legitimately the funniest social media post I’ve ever seen. I can’t stop making dolphin noises I’m laughing so hard. Those fucking hashtags put it over the top 😂😂😂

It's a fat horse, what they afraid of?

@snackshyena.bsky.social

The DUMPY

🤣

that horse, s ass spent too much time in the gym

🤣

😂

wtf?

@ce53.bsky.social

WTF is this ass 😂🤣

Nasty artist.

🤦🏽‍♀️

Don't show that to Vance!

What is that? A Greenland horse?

That's not a horse it's an Ass 🤣😂

Calling John Oliver (I guess not on Bluesky)….

An equine BBL?

Horse got a phat ass

Step up! Show your children that you're a real man and fuck that horse statue.

Are you sure it didn’t just melt?

If my horse looked like that I’d be majorly concerned 😂😂

Slutty whorese! 😲

@lastweektonight.com

Lotta hay in that barn!!

She's a, Brick-Horse, she's mighty mighty, lettin' it all hang out!🎶

Catchy tunes warrant choreography.