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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co

My dog is family although she’s the only family member that licks my legs while I watch baseball

aug 5, 2025, 3:17 am • 466 14

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Jokadhd @jokadhd.bsky.social

Now this is bsky posting, I bet all the puppygirls approve

aug 5, 2025, 7:02 am • 0 0 • view
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social

Is that a complaint?

aug 5, 2025, 3:52 am • 0 0 • view
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j35t3r.bsky.social @j35t3r.bsky.social

Like the whole time?

aug 5, 2025, 2:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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adutton.bsky.social @adutton.bsky.social

If you sit down and talk with the rest of your family openly and honestly about your needs I'm sure they would find a way to be more accomodating.

aug 5, 2025, 5:27 am • 0 0 • view
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notruthless @notruthless.bsky.social

What's wrong with the rest of your family? Shame on them...

aug 5, 2025, 3:18 am • 1 0 • view
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Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social

Golly, I’d lick your shins any time, Mr. Richter!

aug 5, 2025, 3:28 am • 0 0 • view
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Ahab Apologist @ahabapologist.bsky.social

I don't want to make you feel bad or anything, but my family's close like that

aug 5, 2025, 3:23 am • 0 0 • view
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social

Well it’s not her fault you’ve got a boring family.

aug 5, 2025, 3:28 am • 0 0 • view
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BrianKAnimation @brianka.bsky.social

Well football season starts in a couple of days, so maybe that will change?

aug 5, 2025, 3:20 am • 0 0 • view
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Scott Jordan @sjordan78.bsky.social

Have you ever asked your wife if she would? You never know until you ask!

aug 5, 2025, 4:18 am • 0 0 • view
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Proud anti-MAGA @roxycb.bsky.social

How is Daisy? Miss seeing her, since I left the daycare!

aug 6, 2025, 8:35 am • 0 0 • view
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irisnoir88.bsky.social @irisnoir88.bsky.social

God, I hope so!!

aug 5, 2025, 3:18 am • 1 0 • view
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Erin Nuttall @erinnutt.bsky.social

Thankfully

aug 5, 2025, 3:23 am • 0 0 • view
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MetalNurse @metalikat.bsky.social

Yes... mine is the only one who randomly links my toes like a drive-by licking!

aug 5, 2025, 3:58 am • 1 0 • view
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Jason Chirevas @jasonchirevas.bsky.social

What do the rest of them lick?

aug 5, 2025, 3:22 am • 1 0 • view
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jeanlucp.bsky.social @jeanlucp.bsky.social

I thought you were married.

aug 5, 2025, 3:28 am • 0 0 • view
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bumpymak.bsky.social @bumpymak.bsky.social

That’s weird. You watch baseball?

aug 5, 2025, 4:46 am • 0 0 • view
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p155jugchugger.bsky.social @p155jugchugger.bsky.social

Your family sounds incredibly selfish.

aug 5, 2025, 6:09 am • 1 0 • view
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Aunty Sochelle Hour-ish Show @auntysochelle.com

Ours are determined "toe lickers" and yes we sing songs about it

aug 5, 2025, 4:36 am • 0 0 • view
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Art Moreorless @artmoreorless.bsky.social

My kids will often say that I take the side of my dog over them and I respond that she listens better than they do.

aug 5, 2025, 4:19 am • 0 0 • view
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JT McGillicuddy @jtmcgillicuddy.bsky.social

Damn Skippy™️

aug 5, 2025, 3:45 am • 0 0 • view
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Mike Grady @mgrady69.bsky.social

Same

aug 5, 2025, 3:19 am • 0 0 • view
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tulycat.bsky.social @tulycat.bsky.social

So far.

aug 5, 2025, 3:18 am • 8 0 • view
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tbc.bsky.social @tbc.bsky.social

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aug 5, 2025, 3:49 am • 1 0 • view