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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co

“I don’t want to hear these people talk. Spin the wheel.” - my 5 yo daughter watching the first few minutes of Wheel of Fortune

aug 29, 2025, 2:47 am • 3,934 309

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Kerouac666 @kerouac666.bsky.social

Pat Sajack’s talk show was proof enough that the wheel was always the real star

aug 29, 2025, 2:51 am • 15 0 • view
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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social

So true. I don’t need to witness the host feigning interest in some contestant’s lifelong career as an office manager for a car insurance company in Des Moines, Iowa. Shut up and spin the wheel.

aug 29, 2025, 3:34 am • 1 0 • view
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valkyriesong.bsky.social @valkyriesong.bsky.social

She isn't wrong. Let's get to the bankruptcy trifecta!

aug 29, 2025, 2:48 am • 6 0 • view
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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social

Slide Whistle of Doom, Forever!

aug 29, 2025, 4:39 am • 2 0 • view
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gooner63.bsky.social @gooner63.bsky.social

Boss.

aug 29, 2025, 3:20 am • 1 0 • view
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craig (derogatory) @craigisonline.bsky.social

she's brave enough to say out loud what we are all thinking. daughters rule. mine just watched the new episode of Lego Masters Jr tonight and said she wants to be on it and have you as her team member.

aug 29, 2025, 5:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Henley Parker @henleyparker.bsky.social

Same girl Same

aug 29, 2025, 5:44 am • 1 0 • view
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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social

Forget the mindless chit-chat, I want to know exactly who in the hell buys a Wheel of Fortune umbrella?

aug 29, 2025, 3:10 am • 1 0 • view
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Cold Feet @cold-feet.bsky.social

But how else will you know if they have a beautiful wife, or a handsome husband, and wonderful kids?

aug 29, 2025, 11:53 am • 3 0 • view
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elvisisalive.bsky.social @elvisisalive.bsky.social

She gets it

aug 29, 2025, 5:45 am • 2 0 • view
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Roy G. Biv DeVoe @duncanmonserud.bsky.social

"Final answer, final answer, final answer, say final answer." Me watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire back im the day.

aug 29, 2025, 3:20 am • 1 0 • view
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bcwbcw.bsky.social @bcwbcw.bsky.social

patience is not one of her faults.

aug 29, 2025, 3:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Karen Newcombe 🐈‍⬛ @karen-newcombe.bsky.social

From the mouths of babes…

aug 30, 2025, 12:26 am • 1 0 • view
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Jennie @onelawnwrangler.bsky.social

aug 29, 2025, 2:53 am • 9 0 • view
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1butterfly73.bsky.social @1butterfly73.bsky.social

🤣🤣

aug 29, 2025, 10:43 am • 1 0 • view
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The Divine Ms. W 🍄🐝🐾 @underhiseye.bsky.social

Spirit animal unlocked.

aug 29, 2025, 11:15 am • 0 0 • view
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Crutnacker @crutnacker.bsky.social

She’s not wrong.

aug 29, 2025, 3:01 am • 2 0 • view
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Tom Holmes @tomholmes2016.bsky.social

When my daughter was small, she referred to it as “The Happy Show”. She grew up to make her living with words. 🤗

aug 29, 2025, 11:48 am • 3 0 • view
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social

She gets it.

aug 29, 2025, 2:56 am • 2 0 • view
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Doug the Pug @earth2o.bsky.social

astute observation (unless you are on the show, then sorry)

aug 29, 2025, 2:53 am • 2 0 • view
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drtac.bsky.social @drtac.bsky.social

Still, those flight attendants tonight were witty.

aug 29, 2025, 3:10 am • 2 0 • view
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dayglowcowgirl.bsky.social @dayglowcowgirl.bsky.social

Co-sign

aug 29, 2025, 3:02 am • 2 0 • view
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stultere aude @eatatmilliways.bsky.social

me with american ninja warrior. shut the fuck up about how hard you worked. do the obstacle course.

aug 29, 2025, 6:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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Schrödinger’s Squirrel @scuffleuffagus.bsky.social

Your daughter is all of us.

aug 29, 2025, 5:26 am • 1 0 • view
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Pants (Sacred) @bryan472.bsky.social

Correct opinion.

aug 29, 2025, 8:41 am • 1 0 • view
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Talos_XLIV @talos-xliv.bsky.social

Your daughter has a great future ahead of her as a presidential debate moderator .

aug 29, 2025, 7:33 am • 1 0 • view
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monorail times @themonorailtimes.com

“I just want to see their souls leave their body when they hit bankrupt”

aug 29, 2025, 3:50 am • 2 0 • view
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Halona @thesometimeswriter.bsky.social

I agree "Spin the wheel!"

aug 29, 2025, 3:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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1gypsy (I/me/mine) 🦋 86-47 @theonegypsy.bsky.social

Like the awkward first 4 minutes of jeopardy when they say something "interesting" about themselves. I'm with her.

aug 29, 2025, 2:49 am • 51 0 • view
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Sian @sians.bsky.social

Or have to say what they’re going to do with “the money”.

aug 29, 2025, 3:11 am • 15 0 • view
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ryphttrasc.bsky.social @ryphttrasc.bsky.social

I always thought if they REQUIRED an answer, the contestant should answer with something uncomfortable/distasteful. "Donate most of it to our local All-kill shelter to control the pest population.. and then lotto tickets to try for some REAL money."

aug 29, 2025, 3:50 am • 4 0 • view
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Sian @sians.bsky.social

I would love to say I’m just going to fritter it away and end up with nothing.

aug 29, 2025, 4:18 am • 5 0 • view
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social

A lady on 1% Club last week answered "Boob job."

aug 29, 2025, 2:58 pm • 5 0 • view
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1gypsy (I/me/mine) 🦋 86-47 @theonegypsy.bsky.social

It's all just so awkward. I miss Alex.

aug 29, 2025, 3:19 am • 1 0 • view
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V-Rider 🏍️ @vriderch.bsky.social

I sympathize with her so much.

aug 30, 2025, 2:06 am • 1 0 • view
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Rose Hartigan 🫘 @rose-hartigan.bsky.social

She speaks for all of us. 🤣🤣

aug 29, 2025, 5:37 am • 1 0 • view
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Dope Chicken ✌️ @catcresswell.bsky.social

Same. Omg.

aug 29, 2025, 2:56 am • 3 0 • view
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Paint it Blue @kimberlysaysnope.bsky.social

Your daughter is already smarter than 77+million voters....

aug 29, 2025, 3:32 am • 1 0 • view
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social

This show would be amazing. Just a bunch of adults who think they're going to win money and a five-years-old host, who changes the rules on whim.

aug 29, 2025, 2:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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Politically Apathetic Hedonist @bensonisrad.bsky.social

Oddly similar to the ethos of all the gods in monotheistic religions.

aug 29, 2025, 4:37 am • 1 0 • view
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mynameismypassport.bsky.social @mynameismypassport.bsky.social

Remind me of my FIL who used to scream "cut the cackle!" at the TV.. happy times

aug 29, 2025, 3:21 am • 3 0 • view
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Girl Detective @nancyd11.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

aug 29, 2025, 6:10 am • 0 0 • view
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AJ Butterwick @btrwkart.bsky.social

I have always been conflicted about that part of game shows. Part of me is very, "Just get to what Dumb Dora messed up this time," and part of me understands how the game show industry works.

aug 29, 2025, 4:40 am • 1 0 • view
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nathan @wiseposter.bsky.social

that's what's up!

aug 29, 2025, 2:54 am • 2 0 • view
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nick @tm06nick.bsky.social

she's real for that

aug 29, 2025, 3:47 am • 1 0 • view
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Kolshack @redsun76.bsky.social

Same

aug 29, 2025, 8:01 am • 0 0 • view
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Melissa Jo Peltier @melissjpeltier.bsky.social

Future television executive in the making!

aug 29, 2025, 3:03 pm • 3 0 • view
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MaggieMae34 @maggiemae34.bsky.social

This is my dad but it’s when they do those Jeopardy! interviews mid-show

aug 30, 2025, 8:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nine Inch Males @steven-dans.bsky.social

I don't want to know about them! I want to pretend I'm there and playing!

aug 29, 2025, 2:59 am • 2 0 • view
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JoeBIn818 @joebin818.bsky.social

She's all business, no banter. It's a good sign she takes exception to Seacrest.

aug 29, 2025, 2:51 am • 6 0 • view
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Plumberette @plumberette.bsky.social

#SOLIDARITY

aug 29, 2025, 7:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Clara @thatclarafied.bsky.social

And she is correct.

aug 29, 2025, 4:19 am • 2 0 • view
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Joe Trela @alert74.bsky.social

The ceramic Dalmatian would nod in approval, if in fact he could move.

The ceramic Dalmatian
aug 29, 2025, 4:45 am • 1 0 • view
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 5:06 am • 0 0 • view
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Conundrummer @conundrummer.bsky.social

She misses Pat Sajak, too? *RIMSHOT*

aug 29, 2025, 4:59 am • 1 0 • view
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Unbothered Skeets-n-Gigs. @luvunbothered.bsky.social

Haha she is all of us 🤣

aug 29, 2025, 8:05 am • 1 0 • view
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Mark Hathaway @markhathaway1.bsky.social

I usually felt the same way when Conan spoke at the beginning of shows. I always wanted to hurry on to hear the brilliant, evanescent, and prescient Andy Richter. Haw haw. Spin the wheel.

aug 29, 2025, 2:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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TomC360 @tomc360.bsky.social

She speaks for us all.

aug 29, 2025, 4:36 am • 0 0 • view
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BeaGoode @beagoode.bsky.social

My viewing has reduced proportionally to how many Vegas-style bells and whistles/flashing lights, sparkles and "human interest" bits they've added along with cutting back on time the camera is on the puzzle, impeding viewer ability to solve it on their own. Why cut out the fun part?

aug 29, 2025, 5:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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кадмій @kadmii.bsky.social

everything she said is true

aug 30, 2025, 2:14 am • 1 0 • view
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Craig Bruce 💚💙 @craigbruce68.bsky.social

I agree with your daughter on this. Get on with it!

aug 29, 2025, 4:54 am • 2 0 • view
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Paranoid Factoid @paranoidfactoid2.bsky.social

Are you still controlling the universe? And if not, why not!?

aug 29, 2025, 4:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Klaatu @klaatu82.bsky.social

Video thumbnail
aug 29, 2025, 4:18 am • 1 0 • view
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JB @johnnybaja.bsky.social

Just drop the damn ball!

aug 29, 2025, 3:16 am • 1 0 • view
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bsky-social-v36k5-t3oze @alajon.bsky.social

based. the get-to-know segments on wheel and jeopardy are so cringe.

aug 29, 2025, 3:50 am • 0 0 • view
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Dorothy Lepkowska #FBPE @dotlepkowska.bsky.social

I'm like this with Tipping Point. Sod the questions and answers, just play the counters so I can see and hear them drop!

aug 29, 2025, 8:01 am • 1 0 • view
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JOE DANTE'S INFERNO @oldtobegin.bsky.social

she is me

aug 30, 2025, 2:02 am • 1 0 • view
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sweet summer child @emn0.bsky.social

They learn young. Less yapping, more spinning.

aug 29, 2025, 3:10 am • 5 0 • view
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social

Based take

aug 30, 2025, 4:23 am • 1 0 • view
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relaxed2rp @relaxed2rp.bsky.social

out of the mouths of babes.....

aug 29, 2025, 3:41 am • 1 0 • view
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NamedGhost @namedghost.bsky.social

5 and already has the concept of our economy on lock down.

aug 29, 2025, 3:50 am • 0 0 • view
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social

bars

aug 30, 2025, 2:02 am • 1 0 • view
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Chris John Colby Garcia @chrisjcgarcia.bsky.social

She is the voice of the people.

aug 29, 2025, 3:11 am • 7 0 • view
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ArtOfNAR @artofnar.bsky.social

Why are they buying a vowel before solving the puzzle!?

aug 29, 2025, 4:44 am • 0 0 • view
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Roger Lafleur 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @rojeole.bsky.social

As someone mentioned earlier, the showcase was one of the parts of the show that needs to be revisited youtu.be/_qWQWgtILZ0

aug 30, 2025, 2:35 am • 1 0 • view
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Zero @zeroperu.bsky.social

Maybe there should be a wheel on 3Qs?

aug 29, 2025, 2:49 am • 2 0 • view
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Chenagrrl @chenagrrl.bsky.social

I have been known to make a flying tackle for the remote to move off Wheel of Fortune. It’s not the game, it’s the tone!

aug 30, 2025, 2:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Antiwar Observer 𓅶 @casualobserver.bsky.social

I came to watch spinning wheels, not for spinning tales.

aug 29, 2025, 10:56 am • 1 0 • view
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tombeshear.bsky.social @tombeshear.bsky.social

I record it and speed through that stuff—and the Jeopardy contestant chats.

aug 29, 2025, 3:11 am • 6 0 • view
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Rob Fodness @fodmonster.bsky.social

She’s right

aug 29, 2025, 2:48 am • 14 0 • view
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Shirty 🍁 @whogivesashirt.bsky.social

As a kid I used to watch that show for the panic-buying showcase bit at the end. Once they did away with that, I was done with WoF.

aug 29, 2025, 4:37 am • 1 0 • view
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Hello, I’m: Trying My Best @modernminstrel.bsky.social

It’s almost as bad as food bloggers giving you multiple pages of memoir and motivations before you get to their recipes. That’s not what we’re here for.

aug 29, 2025, 3:27 am • 1 0 • view
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Earl the Flamingo @earltheflamingo.bsky.social

My kid still can’t pass one of them wheels at an exhibit without spinning it. Come to think about, neither can I. Anyone need some randomly selected corporate logo swag?

aug 29, 2025, 3:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Grey Flamingo @dm-flamingo.bsky.social

Shut up and spin!

aug 29, 2025, 4:20 am • 1 0 • view
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seearekay.bsky.social @seearekay.bsky.social

You must be so proud. I know I am when I say the same thing.

aug 29, 2025, 2:48 am • 4 0 • view
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Marty Malexecheverria @martyecheverria.bsky.social

that's what I think whenever I'm confronted with an hour-long video of some pundit pontificating and micsmiling, with adverts every 3 minutes and clickbait titles that never actually get discussed.

aug 29, 2025, 6:07 am • 1 0 • view
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Blurtie @blurtie.bsky.social

Teach her to say, "Move it along, toots"

aug 29, 2025, 2:54 am • 17 0 • view
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Excelsior Class @intheburningheart.bsky.social

Also Trebek hosting the first few minutes of Jeopardy.

aug 30, 2025, 3:17 am • 1 0 • view
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PierogiAddict @pierogiaddict.fightins.online

💯

aug 29, 2025, 2:57 am • 2 0 • view
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modulegirl.bsky.social @modulegirl.bsky.social

Sounds like my mom watching Jeopardy: I don’t care about these stupid people, just ask the questions

aug 29, 2025, 3:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social

(pounding a Juicy Juice) spin the fuckin wheel

aug 29, 2025, 2:54 am • 101 0 • view
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flybydenver @flybydenver.bsky.social

Coming from a contestant on WOF, she is absolutely right

aug 29, 2025, 4:26 am • 1 0 • view