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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co

There’s a lot going on in the world, but not enough to keep adult humans in my instagram mentions from weighing in for three weeks over what the correct plural of Lego is

sep 1, 2025, 4:59 pm • 639 27

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Marion Friedl @mari-19.bsky.social

Oh my, in Germany we simply say Lego, not Legos, but I think it´s different in other countries. Or we say Lego Steine (Lego stones). We never had them, we had other toys as kids.

sep 1, 2025, 9:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gibbie 🇨🇦🦫 @gibbie.bsky.social

Legoses.

sep 1, 2025, 5:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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YSUBassoon @bassoonysu.bsky.social

Legume

sep 1, 2025, 5:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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Greg W @gdub1972.bsky.social

A Murder of Legos

sep 1, 2025, 5:14 pm • 12 0 • view
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Brad L @uxbrad.bsky.social

I feel certain that the collective noun is a Footpain of Legos.

sep 1, 2025, 5:35 pm • 20 1 • view
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Stephanie King @weary-mermaid.bsky.social

🏆

sep 1, 2025, 5:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jeff @jammaj.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 5:33 pm • 4 0 • view
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Joe Moore @joooooemoooore.bsky.social

youtu.be/dGZb1kv5zW0?...

sep 1, 2025, 5:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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The MAJC Man @themajcman.bsky.social

It’s Leghi

sep 1, 2025, 6:09 pm • 3 0 • view
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Alt National Sock Service 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social

Legii

sep 1, 2025, 6:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Aunt Lollins @theauntnanny.bsky.social

LEGO

sep 1, 2025, 5:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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E. Perkins 🎃 @hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social

There's Legi, and there's wrong.

sep 1, 2025, 6:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Chet Manley III @chetmanleyiii.bsky.social

Legoseses

sep 1, 2025, 6:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Simply Ed @gojira65.bsky.social

Legolas, of course.

sep 1, 2025, 5:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Simply Ed @gojira65.bsky.social

Damn, so clever that 20 people have already beat me to it.

sep 1, 2025, 5:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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Scott Gibbs @scottgibbs.bsky.social

The argument comes to a screeching halt the second you step on one in bare feet.

sep 2, 2025, 1:47 am • 0 0 • view
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ZenGali @zengali.bsky.social

Lagos

sep 1, 2025, 5:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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ClippyCoin @clippycoin.bsky.social

Lagos, a vibrant Nigerian metropolis with a rich cultural heritage and one of Africa's fastestgrowing economies.

sep 1, 2025, 6:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social

@samuel.bsky.team this is about you

sep 1, 2025, 6:01 pm • 11 0 • view
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Samuel @samuel.bsky.team

if someone says "legos" I fly into a blind rage

sep 1, 2025, 6:07 pm • 20 0 • view
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social

clue made out of legos

sep 1, 2025, 6:08 pm • 14 0 • view
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social

Guy who only knows how to pluralize in greek: Legopodes

sep 1, 2025, 6:10 pm • 51 2 • view
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Nick SomethingGreek @nicksomethinggreek.bsky.social

*legopodia

sep 1, 2025, 6:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bobson Dugnutt @foolishmortal.bsky.social

Legoi

sep 1, 2025, 7:07 pm • 2 0 • view
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social

Lol in Italian I guess it's Legi?

sep 1, 2025, 6:15 pm • 21 0 • view
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kevinmcnamee.bsky.social @kevinmcnamee.bsky.social

Today I learned that Lego is the first person singular of the Latin word legare. Meaning “I bequeath”.

sep 1, 2025, 6:47 pm • 3 0 • view
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kevinmcnamee.bsky.social @kevinmcnamee.bsky.social

So “lego my eggo” literally means the opposite in Latin than in English.

sep 1, 2025, 6:50 pm • 8 0 • view
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Porter @porter79.bsky.social

C/o pinned skeet Cc @mikethemadbiol.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 11:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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Meh Pluribus Unum @pluribus-unum.co

Lego logos.

sep 1, 2025, 6:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kuba Suder 🇵🇱🇺🇦 @mackuba.eu

legos

sep 1, 2025, 8:01 pm • 5 0 • view
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Bossett @bossett.social

not he's british so it's "Legoes" right?

sep 1, 2025, 8:04 pm • 3 0 • view
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heikadog @heika.dog

Legæs

sep 1, 2025, 10:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bossett @bossett.social

the plural of ‘lego’ is ‘legolas’

sep 1, 2025, 10:28 pm • 2 0 • view
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co

It is truly on me that I didn’t foresee that mentioning this would cause more adults to then weigh in here

sep 1, 2025, 5:31 pm • 271 3 • view
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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com

yeah unfortunately this was like putting the lego on the floor and then deliberately stepping on it

sep 1, 2025, 5:39 pm • 9 0 • view
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Martin Krøger @martinkroeger.dk

you ran into a brick wall there, andy

sep 1, 2025, 5:33 pm • 53 0 • view
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Karen “the good kind” Percy @karenpercy.bsky.social

👏👏

sep 1, 2025, 5:59 pm • 7 0 • view
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Hillary Kamala forever @frog27.bsky.social

You knew! ... Also it's Lego

sep 1, 2025, 6:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social

Really stepped barefoot on that brick, didn’t ya?

sep 1, 2025, 6:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Midwestern Omelette @midwesternomelette.bsky.social

But what about Eggo, or is it Eggos?

sep 1, 2025, 6:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lia Vandammit @bistromath.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 9:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Holly @bookworm82.bsky.social

Pretty sure this debate was what started Seth Meyers doing Corrections once a week.

sep 1, 2025, 5:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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oldmidwestdude.bsky.social @oldmidwestdude.bsky.social

You should have been able to put that together, why didn't it click?

sep 1, 2025, 5:41 pm • 4 0 • view
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A Mule With A Spinning Wheel @madjaymilton.bsky.social

I hope you’re enjoying your first day here

sep 1, 2025, 5:32 pm • 6 0 • view
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Voltaireon - 5 caustic French philosophers in a trenchcoat @shaidorsai.bsky.social

This is all bullshit semantic wrangling anyway. The proper form to pluralize Lego is "Yes, please, I would like more."

sep 1, 2025, 5:49 pm • 2 1 • view
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Rita 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @minpinmom.bsky.social

Now I need to weigh in 😂. Is it a riddle or serious answer only? Legi!

sep 1, 2025, 5:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rick Luna @therealrickluna.bsky.social

Eggos

sep 1, 2025, 5:45 pm • 4 0 • view
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Ray @sireviscerate.bsky.social

Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes

sep 1, 2025, 9:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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csfender.bsky.social @csfender.bsky.social

Legi,Legai

sep 1, 2025, 5:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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dmick.bsky.social @dmick.bsky.social

Legso

sep 1, 2025, 6:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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Brian Nicholson @briannicholson.bsky.social

It's Legolas. The guy in Lord Of The Rings (haven't seen it) is made out of a plurality of Lego bricks

sep 1, 2025, 5:33 pm • 3 0 • view
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Litliper @litliper.bsky.social

Legaiiii

sep 1, 2025, 5:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Zesty @zestychinchilla.bsky.social

And there's never enough Andy on my feed here 💖

sep 1, 2025, 5:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social

trick question, obv, there’s no plural b/c there’s only one of them

sep 1, 2025, 5:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chgotolv @chgotolv.bsky.social

What's the answer?

sep 1, 2025, 5:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Stephanie King @weary-mermaid.bsky.social

Lego bricks.

sep 1, 2025, 5:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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SpenceInAustin @spenceinaustin.bsky.social

Better not be a fucking apostrophe in any of them.

sep 1, 2025, 5:24 pm • 14 0 • view
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Stephanie King @weary-mermaid.bsky.social

🏆

sep 1, 2025, 5:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Knox @knoxhughes.bsky.social

And this is why Trump is in the White House.

sep 1, 2025, 5:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social

Legoi Legopodes

sep 1, 2025, 5:32 pm • 4 0 • view
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Weirdo In Residence @long-sigh-studios.bsky.social

It’s Legoose.

sep 1, 2025, 6:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Martin Hartwell Story @brettwalkers.bsky.social

Seth Meyers' Jackals know.

sep 1, 2025, 5:15 pm • 5 0 • view
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smithsand.bsky.social @smithsand.bsky.social

It is a free country? Let people express themselves. But, play nice.

sep 1, 2025, 5:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Auntie Has Opinions 🐈‍⬛ @jwoodlands.bsky.social

Wait, it's not Legolas?

sep 1, 2025, 6:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lazlo Toth @popeye2.bsky.social

The plural of Lego is Legeese

sep 1, 2025, 5:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jon from Rhode Island ⚓️ @jonfromrhodeisland.bsky.social

legii

sep 1, 2025, 5:00 pm • 13 0 • view
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SteveIsDamaged @steveisdamages.bsky.social

Is "flock of LEGO" in the top 10?

sep 1, 2025, 7:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ben Rollman @bensbrickdesigns.bsky.social

This used to bother me but it doesn't change how much I buy and build.

sep 1, 2025, 8:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Men Who Stare At Goatse @ohgodscrewthis.bsky.social

Since Lego ultimately derives from the Greek, it must surely be Legopodes

sep 1, 2025, 5:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Em McDonald 🏳️‍⚧️ @emdash.industries

Everyone knows that Lego is the plural. The singular is Legum.

sep 1, 2025, 5:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Edward DeRuiter @edwardderuiter.bsky.social

Legi

sep 1, 2025, 5:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Pinky-Girl @pinky-girl.bsky.social

Legos

sep 1, 2025, 6:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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CB 🏴‍☠️ @bivenssa.bsky.social

it's clearly Legoes

sep 1, 2025, 5:53 pm • 3 0 • view
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Declassify UAP @declassifyuap.bsky.social

Legi

sep 1, 2025, 7:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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sws1972.bsky.social @sws1972.bsky.social

Spaghetti - spaghetto. Legi - Lego. You’re welcome.

sep 1, 2025, 5:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Black Cheeseburder #MDANT Band Naming Expert @blackcheeseburger.bsky.social

Legolas?

sep 1, 2025, 5:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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Roberta Ecks @robertaecks.bsky.social

Legopudlians.

sep 1, 2025, 9:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Useful Id10t @usefulid10t.bsky.social

Ahhh, aaaahh, aaaahh! Turn the light on! What did I step on?

sep 1, 2025, 5:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Alison Weir @alisonweir.bsky.social

Obviously it's just like sheep or deer. The collective noun is torture, as in "There were a torture of Lego on the floor."

sep 1, 2025, 6:45 pm • 2 0 • view
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Andy Pearce 🇬🇧👨🏻‍💻 @andy-pearce.com

Weighing in on harmless things like this is way less soul-destroying than contemplating the real news. Next let’s figure out which colour of Lego is most painful to stand on!

sep 1, 2025, 6:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social

Limiting replies to people you follow is truly the only way for folks with a large following/fanbase

sep 1, 2025, 5:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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NYPinTA🌻 @nypinta.bsky.social

I dunno. If we can solve this maybe there's hope for humanity...

sep 1, 2025, 5:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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CKJohnsonBK 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @ckjohnsonbk.bsky.social

Legim

sep 1, 2025, 6:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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AJ Bulzan @ajbulzan.bsky.social

Legæ?

sep 1, 2025, 8:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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quantum-man.bsky.social @quantum-man.bsky.social

Clearly, the plural of Lego is Epstein files.

sep 1, 2025, 5:01 pm • 19 0 • view
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Rob Davis @rob1davis.bsky.social

I worked on the advertising account for many years. Can confirm plural is “Lego kits” or “Lego bricks,” not Legos. The people who work there are the nicest people ever, though, so they’d never scold you.

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415s30.bsky.social @415s30.bsky.social

Lego my Eggo

sep 1, 2025, 8:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ember Aurora Ocean Skies @emberexplores.bsky.social

Hmm. I wonder who gets to decide that - Lego themselves, or all The Dictionary People.

sep 1, 2025, 10:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Buck Fradley @buckfradley.bsky.social

Obviously. The plural it Letsgos

sep 1, 2025, 5:04 pm • 6 0 • view
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oldmidwestdude.bsky.social @oldmidwestdude.bsky.social

legends

sep 1, 2025, 5:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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gregory9 @gregory9.bsky.social

Oh, for heaven's sake: Lego is a non-count noun, like furniture. You can't have 6 furnitures, but you can convert that into count-noun terms, and have 6 pieces of furniture, or 6 armchairs, etc. You can't have 6 Legos, but you can have 6 Lego pieces. You're welcome. Also: Epstein.

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pinkprincessinthecity •🌸🌃🧳•👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🔬🕵🏻‍♀️👩🏻‍🏫👩🏻‍💻👩🏻‍🍳•🏮🧧🎍• @pinkprincess.bsky.social

THIS!!! The most thorough explanation I have ever seen of this. It is #LEGO, even in plural form.

sep 1, 2025, 7:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chris Thompson @drchristhompson.bsky.social

I disagree with all of this except Epstein.

sep 1, 2025, 10:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Platypus Man @platypus222.bsky.social

Until the Lego company starts paying me, I will keep saying "Legos". It's not my job to defend their copyright.

sep 1, 2025, 8:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Klaatu @klaatu82.bsky.social

Legolas?

sep 1, 2025, 5:01 pm • 19 0 • view
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social

Still a top tier meme

Meme featuring Legolas from Lord of the Rings, with increasingly humorous wordplay based on his name and LEGO likeness. Legless Lego Legolas
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Warren @real2roosters.bsky.social

It's obviously Legolas

sep 1, 2025, 5:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jam Max @butlisten.bsky.social

Legi

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Negativepeace @negativepeace.bsky.social

legii

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brooklyntrolleydodger @bklyntrolleydodger.bsky.social

add a g Leggo

sep 1, 2025, 5:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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Minister of Truth @ministeroftruth72.bsky.social

Has anyone seen Andy leave his house this week? All the shades are drawn too. Just askin questions. 🤣

sep 1, 2025, 5:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jesse Rosen @crrrack.bsky.social

Sorry to keep it going, but according to my lawyer they're LEGO® Brand Bricks.

sep 1, 2025, 7:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social

i refuse to take direction from a corporation on what im allowed to call two pieces of plastic

sep 1, 2025, 5:33 pm • 30 0 • view
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Sniep @sniep.net

Once again they should have never let me make my own tshirts.

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mudtree013.bsky.social @mudtree013.bsky.social

the plural of Lego, isn't Eggos? 😉

sep 1, 2025, 6:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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markrpi.bsky.social @markrpi.bsky.social

It's Legolas

sep 1, 2025, 5:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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Melissa @doctorhasty2u.bsky.social

Lego

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Max Fischer @yankeereview.bsky.social

And yet stepping on one Lego feels as if you have stepped on all Legi.

sep 1, 2025, 5:07 pm • 4 0 • view
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in da' indica! @indaindica.bsky.social

Legolas It was right there in The Lord of the Rings.

sep 1, 2025, 5:26 pm • 2 0 • view
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Brienne of Snark @brienneofsnark.bsky.social

Is it Legi or Legoses?

sep 1, 2025, 7:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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thelastdruid.bsky.social @thelastdruid.bsky.social

Legi

sep 1, 2025, 6:22 pm • 0 0 • view