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Alex Steed @alexsteed.bsky.social

I stubbed my toe just now. Earlier, however, I saved a busload of anonymous children from certain death.

aug 31, 2025, 9:11 pm • 79 7

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the-liberator.bsky.social @the-liberator.bsky.social

Rudy hurts back accidentally expecting a sex act.

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JoBoese @jaboese.bsky.social

Ben Hur after that wild chariot race.

sep 1, 2025, 1:36 am • 0 0 • view
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mothman911.bsky.social @mothman911.bsky.social

Exactly. The lie only leads you to think something must have been hinky with the accident.

sep 1, 2025, 2:49 am • 1 0 • view
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev

And another thing: I am a badass, please do put it in the papers that I am a total stud

aug 31, 2025, 9:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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heaven or los alamos @ghostlips.bsky.social

look: you need context, ok?

aug 31, 2025, 9:52 pm • 0 0 • view