Tired of people assuming that just because I disappeared in a puff of smoke this implies something nefarious. Maybe that's just how I normally disappear
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Don't we all?
aug 9, 2025, 2:58 am • 0 0 • view
I have a habit of disappearing into thin air. I'm often mist 🫤
aug 8, 2025, 8:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Makes sense to me.
aug 8, 2025, 8:36 pm • 1 0 • view
God forbid a person catch a magic trip
aug 9, 2025, 5:38 am • 2 0 • view
Smoking is a serious risk to your health, if you are a wizard you should consider vanishing in a puff of vape instead if you find yourself unable to quit entirely
aug 8, 2025, 8:52 pm • 2 0 • view
I knew a guy who disappeared in a rustle of nicotine patches.
aug 8, 2025, 9:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Tired of people assuming that just because my faeces contain clear remnants of human DNA that I murdered and ate my mysteriously absent neighbours. Perhaps, instead, the lettuce I consumed had evolved strange eldritch powers, such as opposable thumbs and cable television.
aug 8, 2025, 8:32 pm • 3 0 • view
Did you at least shout "Ninja!"?
aug 9, 2025, 9:20 am • 0 0 • view
aug 8, 2025, 8:32 pm • 1 0 • view
Were any sulfurous odors involved?
aug 8, 2025, 8:29 pm • 1 0 • view
It's giving modern-day villian 👹
aug 9, 2025, 1:19 am • 0 0 • view
Uh huh
aug 8, 2025, 8:31 pm • 0 0 • view
totally
aug 12, 2025, 2:31 am • 0 0 • view
it's like that one tune by michael and the romances off their 2006 album a black parade
aug 9, 2025, 3:45 am • 1 0 • view
The Irish Wizard Goodbye
aug 8, 2025, 8:32 pm • 3 0 • view
Are you a drummer for Spinal Tap?
aug 8, 2025, 10:23 pm • 2 0 • view
I feel like that just pressures people into starting online to unhealthy degrees.
aug 8, 2025, 11:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Staying* online
aug 8, 2025, 11:58 pm • 0 0 • view
See I spend so much less on smoke bombs working from home, I just close the teams window
aug 9, 2025, 1:35 am • 0 0 • view
aug 8, 2025, 8:42 pm • 2 0 • view
"Von Devious" is just my family name, and the title of "Baron" is merely symbolic in modern times, I didn't ask to inherit either. I'm a nice guy!
aug 8, 2025, 8:30 pm • 16 0 • view
I like the part where you disappeared...
aug 8, 2025, 8:30 pm • 10 0 • view