I mentioned the president and a fetus kicked

I spent some time with myself, and maybe I'm ready to love again, you know?

"no one is prepared for how poorly the child that is always riding in the back of my car has been raised, he is completely feral, his head has been filled with terrible ideas"

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"kids playing counterstrike like to say slurs" wow thats crazy man. is this your first day playing video games

“The college freshman that learned about the gulag for the first time told me he would put me in the gulag”

Buddy, you were supposed to play Strike before trying the sequel! Now you won't know any of the characters!

I read five of the replies and none of them got the joke. See you at the unemployment office, Jerry Seinfeld.

Hears "newb gitgud" collapses on floor crying scromiting

Hey @erisianrite.com

Hell yeah

vice chat gamers are being bigots. its over for humanity

I heard an eleven year old say girls are gross

Is anyone from the generation of middle school white boys finding ebonics jokes online?

Halo lobbies were probably the biggest cess pit of racist 12 year olds in history, and millennials are the perennial lib generation

CoD was probably worse.

Ah yes, Counter-Strike, the game that came out 25 years ago famous for its high skill ceiling after years of practice is what kids love. It's definitely not Fortnite or some Roblox shit nobody over 15 has ever heard of.

Boys are.

Genuinely he's like "I went to the field where we grow 24yo men who have never gotten a blow job from someone who liked them even a little bit, and here's what I learned about what you bitches need to change" Wild how everyone keeps using "people" and "kids" instead of MEN AND BOYS. 🧐🧐🧐

The real reason nobody is having kids anymore.