If I were him I'd schedule some posts to drop after I'm dead like "The lying media is saying my autopsy showed that my entire body was made of ass material! NOT TRUE!"
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AI-Trump will rule forever!
aug 30, 2025, 1:49 am • 3 0 • view
Being sworn in as we speak ✋🏻😲📕
aug 30, 2025, 2:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Would be cool if he had his entire family and Cabinet entombed with him. Pharaoh style.
aug 30, 2025, 2:13 am • 15 0 • view
It could read something like this... 😆 "FakeNews is bigly exaggerating my death‼️My doctor says I'm the healthiest patient he has ever seen, even as I'm taking an extended nap in my new, extra comfortable, pure gold coffin‼️ THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!"
aug 30, 2025, 1:30 pm • 0 0 • view
so sorry to be earnest, but "ass material" is the hardest I've laughed all week, much blessings to you and your house.
aug 30, 2025, 1:53 am • 12 0 • view
Literally wheezed like a 3-pack-a-day smoker
aug 30, 2025, 1:34 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm just seeing "Trump" and "drop dead". Don't tease us like that.
aug 30, 2025, 1:44 am • 5 0 • view
If he promises to go soon, I’ll happily write his posthumous Truths for the remainder of my days.
aug 30, 2025, 1:49 am • 3 0 • view
Lol lol!
aug 30, 2025, 3:44 pm • 1 0 • view
i was already 7 feet underground in beautiful bedminster
aug 30, 2025, 1:43 am • 11 0 • view
Did expect to see you here, Ivana. How’s hell treating you?
aug 30, 2025, 1:45 am • 4 0 • view
Don Jr: 🎿🎿🎿 👑💪IM THE PRESIDENT NOW!
aug 30, 2025, 2:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Incredible that he’s been doing the iconic, unhinged “even the haters and losers” holiday greetings this long
aug 30, 2025, 2:47 am • 7 0 • view
Got some kind of setting where if he doesn't post anything for 48 hours, it automatically blasts out "Don't listen to the FAKE NEWS!! I did NOT die choking myself while jerking off, like the late, great David Carradine!!"
aug 30, 2025, 1:57 am • 18 0 • view
Not that he will ever find out, but I hear Heaven is full of people from shithole countries.
aug 30, 2025, 11:52 am • 0 0 • view
Not enough random words with capitalized first letters.
aug 30, 2025, 9:26 am • 0 0 • view
And they’re saying my bones were made of toenail this whole time and that is NOT TRUE! (Lie)
aug 30, 2025, 2:50 am • 1 0 • view
Thank you for your attention to this dumper
aug 30, 2025, 1:42 am • 60 0 • view
That reminds me of when Herman Cain's comms team was tweeting while he was in a medically induced coma on a ventilator.
aug 30, 2025, 3:03 am • 4 0 • view
At this point I want Gavin Newsom to start a conspiracy that Trump died in the assassination & alien reptilian he was replaced with is slowly decomposing in Earth’s atmosphere & see how fast the red heads devolve into their own competing accusations of complete gibberish
aug 30, 2025, 1:44 am • 7 0 • view
HAVING A GREAT TIME IN "HEAVEN"! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! DJT
aug 30, 2025, 1:49 am • 19 0 • view
Reports of my demise are greatly fake news!
aug 30, 2025, 1:46 am • 12 0 • view
*bigly
aug 30, 2025, 2:55 am • 1 0 • view
Cain-posting
aug 30, 2025, 1:42 am • 26 0 • view
"the ass was NOT the father of my legs! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!"
aug 30, 2025, 3:06 am • 2 0 • view
I'm dying at "ass material"
aug 30, 2025, 7:46 am • 2 0 • view
True.
aug 30, 2025, 2:50 pm • 0 0 • view
FAKE NEWS!! I'M NOT DEAD!! I AM A DEITY I WILL LIVE FOREVER!!
aug 30, 2025, 1:45 am • 2 0 • view
Are you suggesting it isn’t? 😂
aug 30, 2025, 12:44 pm • 0 0 • view
"The coroners came up to my body with tears in his eyes saying Sir, that's the biggest member we've ever seen on a corpse, way bigger than Arnold Palmer! You wouldn't believe how huge it is, they're saying they want to preserve it in a jar."
aug 30, 2025, 1:50 am • 20 0 • view
Put it next to Rasputin's in that museum in St Petersburg
aug 30, 2025, 7:12 am • 1 0 • view
They better not have invented cloning technology and clone his ass, I will be so friggin pissed
aug 30, 2025, 1:56 am • 1 0 • view
That would require one to be funny. He's got not one funny bone in his body.
aug 30, 2025, 5:11 am • 0 0 • view