Online Maga people only understand reality as the owners and the owned so it's funny to watch them get nervous about Trump dying because they know there's no arguing with it. That's the ultimate getting owned in a way. You can say it doesn't matter or whatever but "lol your guy died" is brutal
We just have to wait and they have to keep coming up with proof of life every day.
"Personally, I prefer presidents who aren't dead."
This is why I think they will absolutely try to Weekend-At-Bernies this thing to the point of absurdity They must have reels and reels of archived footage of Trump at Mar-a-Lago, Trump golfing in Westchester, whatever They will use the most sophisticated technology available to prop him up
Trump not talking to the press on Labor Day weekend is already strange. If he isn't seen all week, he's dead.
uppers beyond the ken of mortal man
With the gloves on hiding the spot.
Idiots they are going to be crying we are going to be celebrating.
Twitter is gonna hard ban exactly three words when it happens: lol, lmao, and lmfao
You forgot "finally" and "thank god"
i refuse to believe he’s alive until they show me his dead body
"LoL, Biden still alive"
Love how supporters of the guy NATIONALIZING BUSINESSES refer to their opponents as "commies." They truly are nothing more than ambulatory amygdalas.
that's a body double
the owning deepens bsky.app/profile/mari...
After years about talking about how old Biden is, they're faced with the reality that their guy is obviously old and dying.
The entire cult of personality crumbles when he flatlines and they will drift aimlessly until they find a new conman to latch onto.
We need to have double agent conmen in place to instigate fighting with the other conmen trying to take over.
They are stuck with JD. Perhaps the least charismatic man ever to wear makeup.
can’t believe that cheto is alived
The most anticipated death since Richard Nixon.
Jon gruden won a Super Bowl with Tony dungy’s defense and then never did anything that mattered again. only natural he’d wind up in Trump’s orbit.
Umm bsky.app/profile/mari...
"Trump and Reagan hanging in hell. B -U-R-N-I-N-G."
They crushed my hopes and dreams in one post
Creeps will creep
It's embarrassing to die.
We only have to be [correct] once
Can’t wait for the crybaby act they’re all going to put on when he does finally bite the big one and there is dancing in the streets. Like they themselves don’t *revel* in human misery.
Another em dash... 🤔
Playing golf? Looks like Trump is playing chauffeur to yer another racist piece of shit
your guy died in the first year of his term lol
your doctors said he was healthy what happened
I thought our old man was bout to drop dead huh I guess he's just eating ice cream and fucking his wife, what's your old man up to?
Do you think your guy got into heaven or na?
100%
He will take a Air Heaven to fly up, but is suddenly drop in the Hell!
"I couldn't get out of my golf cart without mu Secret Winch back at the clubhouse".
They don't seem to understand that we didn't think he was dead. We were just collectively wishing very hard. And we continue to do so.
Yeah, never forget how much they loved the attack on the Pelosis.
Unrelated but “True character” lol
Mouth open gasping for air while staying sat in the cart...
I have it on good account that Trump's arm actually detached at the shoulder shortly after this photo was taken. The arm continued to squeeze the handshake and was not able to be removed until hours later when each individual finger had to be sawed off at the knuckle.
Like a facehugger. Or a fluke.
If a cultleader dies, its big bad for the cult. As a rule it collapses.
And I think it WOULD very much matter actually. It wouldn't solve EVERYTHING. It wouldn't solve the underlying issues but he's their guy! They don't have anyone that could fill his shoes and do it like him. They're much faster to turn on the others.
Love being healthy and playing golf with my friend who last won a playoff game in 2003! We love just pallin around and talking about how we love drafting dudes who will be off the roster by their third year. It's a whole lotta fun out in the sun.
Me- do you like apples? MAGA- yes. Me- well, your guy is dead. How do you like them apples?
It’s interesting that they also take a few photos as evidence. Where is he? why has he not had a press event in nearly a week? These lemmings have no frontal lobes.
wanting a piece of shit evil bastard dead is communism now, these people try really hard to make this a awful ideology that we are supposed to avoid
and it'll never not be brutal because for MAGA, he is "Your Guy" in a way that just doesn't exist on the left. like for example, sure we're going to be bummed when Bernie kicks the bucket but you're not going to see the horrors of a headless cult like we're going to see when Trump farts his last
“I like Presidents who don’t die.”
Did he play golf or did he drive around on a golf course and have photos taken… ???
This is exactly why right-wing social networks fail. The only interaction they desire is pissy combative bullshit like this.
