WH aide: Uhh has anyone seen the president Other aide who just threw out what he thought was a sack of old mashed potatoes: No
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Man, we could do with a defenestration right about now, amirite?
sep 2, 2025, 1:16 am • 0 0 • view
This all would be great content if the people behind it weren’t the most evil and dumb people alive
sep 1, 2025, 7:31 pm • 7 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 8:03 pm • 24 2 • view
I mean it's clearly a wizard hat but he's in it
sep 1, 2025, 10:13 pm • 1 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 10:25 pm • 2 0 • view
Diapers…used
sep 1, 2025, 8:32 pm • 2 0 • view
The stash?
sep 1, 2025, 7:33 pm • 3 0 • view
Probably some of Trump's body parts after they Khashoggi'ed him MBS-style.
sep 1, 2025, 11:03 pm • 2 0 • view
TIL that the windows in the white house can open.
sep 2, 2025, 12:24 am • 0 0 • view
Actually they can't
sep 2, 2025, 3:28 am • 0 0 • view
*throwing incriminating evidence out the window before the press walks in* Welcome folks, just another beautiful legal day at the White House with no illegal evidence on the lawn.
sep 1, 2025, 8:10 pm • 54 2 • view
At least we can commend them removing sensitive information from the bathroom instead of the other way around
sep 2, 2025, 1:53 am • 1 0 • view
Cackling
sep 1, 2025, 7:48 pm • 2 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 11:35 pm • 1 0 • view
Diaper genie is full.
sep 1, 2025, 9:06 pm • 3 0 • view
Giant bags labelled "CRIMES" would be about their speed. They have all the savvy of a dog that barks at their own farts.
sep 1, 2025, 10:37 pm • 11 0 • view
Tossing these out, followed by huge sacks of money with $$$ on them and big cartoon bombs with comically large fuses already lit.
sep 2, 2025, 1:11 am • 2 0 • view
ACME products. Lots and lots of ACME products.
sep 2, 2025, 1:20 am • 1 0 • view
Uh, someone call Detective Cordelia Cupp. (IYKYK.)
sep 1, 2025, 9:47 pm • 6 0 • view
How weird is this??
sep 1, 2025, 8:54 pm • 2 0 • view
wtf is that evidence?
sep 1, 2025, 7:56 pm • 1 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/esca...
sep 1, 2025, 7:29 pm • 114 0 • view
they’re scared of what he’ll say. …which is kind of remarkable, considering everything he’s said.
sep 1, 2025, 7:57 pm • 28 1 • view
wtaf
sep 1, 2025, 8:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Laura Loomer trying to bust Trump out with a bunch of tied-together bedsheets
sep 1, 2025, 7:42 pm • 4 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 8:29 pm • 10 1 • view
i'm sorrRRRRYYYYYYYYY
sep 1, 2025, 10:42 pm • 2 0 • view
Well when you have to find a new job cause your deeply corrupt former boss might be out of commission for awhile… “Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!”
sep 1, 2025, 9:17 pm • 0 1 • view
Dementia patients behave this way — they waver between embarrassment and paranoia all while having diminished executive functioning (no pun intended). Perhaps he thinks he’s hiding something by tossing it out the window. Or he’s just remodeling with union workers…on Labor Day.
sep 1, 2025, 10:35 pm • 1 0 • view
Don't they know you always throw your trash on the neighbors lawn?
sep 1, 2025, 7:35 pm • 1 0 • view
Is that the black hat he was wearing the other day?
sep 1, 2025, 8:13 pm • 3 0 • view
Dude. wtf?! Does anyone know what room that is, there have to be maps somewhere.
sep 1, 2025, 8:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Someone else said bathroom attached to the Lincoln Bedroom
sep 1, 2025, 9:09 pm • 2 0 • view
Mexican cleaners would never do that
sep 1, 2025, 10:08 pm • 1 0 • view
Is Melania trying to escape again?
sep 1, 2025, 10:05 pm • 1 0 • view
The Epstein files
sep 1, 2025, 9:25 pm • 2 0 • view
Per this report, 3 sacks were thrown out. 🤔
sep 1, 2025, 8:47 pm • 8 2 • view
JD having them throw out the sheets so he can move into the bedroom?
sep 1, 2025, 9:02 pm • 4 0 • view
Plastic slip covers from the sofas he just molested.
sep 1, 2025, 10:35 pm • 3 0 • view
WTF?! Was that his loaded diaper?
sep 1, 2025, 9:28 pm • 1 0 • view
what is going ON
sep 1, 2025, 7:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Trump leaves one hell of a bedpan.
sep 1, 2025, 7:36 pm • 6 0 • view
ah. must be a problem with those supposedly weak toilets that he always complains about. they probably work fine if you aren't flushing bags of documents.
sep 2, 2025, 12:37 am • 0 0 • view
The president shit himself and they tried to hide it from the wh staff by throwing everything that was soiled out of the window
sep 1, 2025, 8:19 pm • 67 2 • view
That's actually the most viable option I've heard so far. Which is incredibly depressing.
sep 1, 2025, 10:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Does the bag magically disappear when it hits the ground? Or the plan is to blame .. I donno, Joe Biden? Also, is the pantless president going to raise at least a few eyebrows?
sep 2, 2025, 3:16 am • 0 0 • view
Bags are too small
sep 1, 2025, 8:46 pm • 13 0 • view
You can definitely stuff some clothes and some sheets into bags that size
sep 1, 2025, 8:46 pm • 10 0 • view
Yea, but we're talking Trump-sized Depends...
sep 1, 2025, 10:44 pm • 3 0 • view
"The biggest and BEST Depends! Best Depends you've EVER SEEN!!! Thanks for your attention to this matter!!!"
sep 1, 2025, 10:49 pm • 4 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
sep 1, 2025, 10:51 pm • 1 0 • view
Wow 1st time they cleaned it?
sep 1, 2025, 8:37 pm • 1 0 • view
He shit the bed and is throwing the sheets out the window
sep 1, 2025, 8:15 pm • 20 0 • view
As one does
sep 1, 2025, 8:21 pm • 4 0 • view
Yeah. So's Paul McCartney.
sep 1, 2025, 8:39 pm • 0 0 • view
is McCartney's mouth hanging open because his face is partially paralyzed from a stroke too?
sep 1, 2025, 10:06 pm • 5 0 • view
Or he’s loaded on his drug du jour. or both.
sep 1, 2025, 11:43 pm • 1 0 • view
That's the pic people are comparing ear shape and saying they don't think that's him
sep 2, 2025, 12:17 am • 1 0 • view
Maybe they both grew back different
sep 2, 2025, 1:54 am • 3 0 • view
😂
sep 2, 2025, 2:09 am • 1 0 • view
Stephen Miller: anyone seen my lunch (bag of kittens)?
sep 1, 2025, 7:46 pm • 38 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 7:31 pm • 0 0 • view
I mean, funny, but WTF
sep 1, 2025, 7:30 pm • 8 0 • view
I just SNORTED. 🤣😁
sep 1, 2025, 10:37 pm • 2 0 • view
Actually becoming more and more convinced in the upcoming months we won't be talking about Trump's death or survival but rather about The Incident.
sep 1, 2025, 11:24 pm • 0 0 • view
National Guard, National Guard! Clean up at 1600 Pennsylvania.
sep 1, 2025, 7:37 pm • 18 2 • view
Was that one or two tosses?
sep 1, 2025, 10:35 pm • 1 0 • view
those are the failing organs they just cut out of him to put new ones in
sep 1, 2025, 7:33 pm • 257 0 • view
Why is one of them Wizard hat shaped?
sep 1, 2025, 7:34 pm • 5 0 • view
RFK approved proctology warlock. The spell wore off too soon. You ever exploded a Tupperware of spaghetti-ohs in the microwave and thrown it out the window so the dog would eat it and your mom didn’t know? It’s like that.
sep 1, 2025, 7:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Is that how they feed Stephen Miller when he can’t hunt his prey?
sep 1, 2025, 7:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Unfortunately, the new ones came from Kennedy, so there’s about a 60% chance that they’re just a “natural remedy” of beef tallow and powdered rhino horn
sep 1, 2025, 7:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Is he cyborg or synth?
sep 1, 2025, 7:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Operation Junior Harvest is in full effect, secure Eric for the contingency plan
sep 1, 2025, 7:37 pm • 14 0 • view
Gotta be Barron, now. Go for the freshest.
sep 1, 2025, 7:40 pm • 9 1 • view
Barron has been groomed to accept Trumps brain.
sep 1, 2025, 8:57 pm • 3 0 • view
But can he handle the toxic amounts of bronzer?
sep 2, 2025, 3:12 am • 0 0 • view
Behold! Our glorious president! So healthy and full of working organs!
sep 1, 2025, 8:08 pm • 119 11 • view
New, even more cancerous organs keep growing in their place faster than they can install healthy asylum seeker ones
sep 1, 2025, 7:35 pm • 3 0 • view
remember the bag of dumpster fat from 'Fight Club'?
sep 1, 2025, 7:36 pm • 17 0 • view
Soiled the bed again. This was a stage 3 level biohazard.
sep 1, 2025, 10:13 pm • 3 1 • view
Tf is going on in there 🤨
sep 2, 2025, 2:07 am • 0 0 • view
Infected diarrhea diaper
sep 1, 2025, 9:09 pm • 3 0 • view
Check the flower beds
sep 1, 2025, 7:55 pm • 15 1 • view
it’s been too long since i watched this.
sep 1, 2025, 7:59 pm • 4 0 • view
I showed it to my kids this spring and they were really into it. Still great!
sep 1, 2025, 8:35 pm • 2 0 • view
It could never not be great 😊 I think I’ll show it to my kids for movie night this wknd
sep 1, 2025, 8:38 pm • 3 0 • view
One of my all-time favorites! Great idea!
sep 1, 2025, 8:39 pm • 1 0 • view
Well. Putin defenestrates his enemies.
sep 1, 2025, 8:41 pm • 4 0 • view
This is America, we accuse political dissidents of being gay communists first.
sep 1, 2025, 10:41 pm • 3 1 • view
Before the window?
sep 1, 2025, 11:46 pm • 0 0 • view
I thought it was a body at first, too.
sep 2, 2025, 1:35 am • 0 0 • view
proof that tRump is a tosser
sep 1, 2025, 11:36 pm • 1 0 • view
This is the weirdest thing. The only thing that I can think of that is not completely dire is some idiot in the WH thinking "the libs are going to make a thing out of this huh huh huh" and my guy this is not the own you think it is
sep 1, 2025, 10:29 pm • 2 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣
sep 1, 2025, 9:12 pm • 0 0 • view
used ears ?
sep 1, 2025, 10:31 pm • 1 0 • view
Did they Kashogi him?
sep 2, 2025, 1:55 am • 0 0 • view
DEPENDS AWAY!!!
sep 1, 2025, 10:21 pm • 3 0 • view
This is just Laura Loomer enthusiastically ripping his underwear off.
sep 1, 2025, 7:35 pm • 7 0 • view
Aren't these windows bulletproof and incapable of being opened?
sep 1, 2025, 7:32 pm • 9 0 • view
supposedly the oval office windows are, but the residences/historical room windows aren't afaik
sep 1, 2025, 7:39 pm • 13 0 • view
From a security standpoint I can definitely understand why (some) windows at the WH would be unopenable, but holy shit I would HATE to live in a home where I couldn't get any fresh air. Especially such a big old building that was (I assume) designed around cross breezes being a necessity.
sep 2, 2025, 12:52 am • 0 0 • view
I would hate to live in any house that Trump has farted up.
sep 2, 2025, 12:56 am • 2 0 • view
VALID 🤣
sep 2, 2025, 12:56 am • 1 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 7:47 pm • 18 0 • view
Ok, still weird af
sep 1, 2025, 7:40 pm • 2 0 • view
yeah, something weird is for sure going on
sep 1, 2025, 7:47 pm • 2 0 • view
RFK Jr bringing back the old European tradition of emptying your chamber pot out the window. It’s actually more hygienic
sep 1, 2025, 8:08 pm • 342 11 • view
Gardayloo!
sep 1, 2025, 8:13 pm • 19 0 • view
Probably Stephen Miller tossing trash out because "there are people who are paid to pick it up" 🤣
sep 1, 2025, 8:23 pm • 4 0 • view
Don't you hate it when the presidential diaper genie is full again?
sep 2, 2025, 12:13 am • 2 0 • view
Its probably Marco Rubio testing the window height for when Trump dies and he has to chuck Vance out of it.
sep 2, 2025, 2:27 am • 0 0 • view
WTF???
sep 1, 2025, 7:41 pm • 0 0 • view
That looked like a cat
sep 1, 2025, 7:32 pm • 0 0 • view