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Dinner is 6 pm @internethippo.bsky.social

Go ahead and block me. I'll just mail my posts to your house

sep 1, 2025, 10:18 pm • 1,008 85

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Jean @juancarlito40.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 10:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jokadhd @jokadhd.bsky.social

i wont even notice you blocking me and im already leaving my posts in public toilets printed out

sep 2, 2025, 12:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Jokadhd @jokadhd.bsky.social

i need to get a printer without that tracking shit they do

sep 2, 2025, 12:40 am • 0 0 • view
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moominpapa.bsky.social @moominpapa.bsky.social

Back in MY day, that's how we all played MMORPGs.

sep 1, 2025, 11:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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lil orphan goshzilla @realgoshzilla.bsky.social

I would buy a book of your tweets on postcards

sep 1, 2025, 10:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Xander O’Connor @xanderoconnor.bsky.social

self addressed stamped envelope included please in case i have a banger response.

sep 1, 2025, 10:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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Xander O’Connor @xanderoconnor.bsky.social

clearly not a *huge* chance of that but better safe than sorry

sep 1, 2025, 10:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Unhinged One @szejpszifter.bsky.social

Always one step ahead of us

sep 1, 2025, 10:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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ope there it is @tom-drake.bsky.social

image
sep 1, 2025, 10:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social

“I guess I hit rock bottom with my Poster’s Disease when I spent $0.78 each to mail my posts to my followers…”

sep 1, 2025, 10:30 pm • 2 0 • view
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stillpolitebut.bsky.social @stillpolitebut.bsky.social

👍 Good way to keep the postal workers working while there's no mail coming in.

sep 1, 2025, 11:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Z. Claude @zclaude.bsky.social

Ok my address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington DC 20500

sep 1, 2025, 11:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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Douglas, human to Mischief the Airedale @airedalesrule.bsky.social

c/o No Fixed Address

sep 1, 2025, 10:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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bluepencap @bluepencap.bsky.social

I would actually pay for Posters Weekly

sep 1, 2025, 10:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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Joanna Smith @jooltman.bsky.social

I read nail and thought how very Martin Luther.

sep 1, 2025, 10:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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lifeinthedesert.bsky.social @lifeinthedesert.bsky.social

Everyone can go home this post wins today.

sep 1, 2025, 11:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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wowthatscoolmyguy.bsky.social @wowthatscoolmyguy.bsky.social

Wow, last week we're not friends, this week you're visiting my house. Make up your mind, Mister Internet PUA Hippo

sep 1, 2025, 10:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Walter (RIP) @nedzeppelin.bsky.social

Joke’s on you, I’ll just set my house on fire

sep 1, 2025, 10:20 pm • 17 0 • view
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Chris G Daniel @chrisgdaniel.bsky.social

glad I checked replies before posting 99% the same joke.

sep 1, 2025, 10:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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Walter (RIP) @nedzeppelin.bsky.social

I’m not original, just a really fast typer

sep 1, 2025, 10:23 pm • 2 0 • view
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Gerry Valliere @theairbear2000.bsky.social

One of dril's better-known tweets:
sep 2, 2025, 2:15 am • 1 0 • view
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Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social

Post haste please

sep 1, 2025, 10:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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failcity @failcity.bsky.social

You're going to buy me a home?

sep 1, 2025, 10:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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Aoi @bluebunaoi.bsky.social

ooo you should collect them in a monthly zine

sep 1, 2025, 10:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social

Go ahead and block me, I’ll just nail my posts to your door

sep 2, 2025, 3:08 am • 1 0 • view
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝔹𝕝𝕦𝕖 🌊 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social

Same 😂

sep 1, 2025, 10:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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surt @surt.bsky.social

*double-checking my "No Hippo Mail" sign is still in place on my letterbox*

sep 2, 2025, 12:26 am • 1 0 • view
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heckinaccountant.bsky.social @heckinaccountant.bsky.social

Can you at least send it to my PO box? Itd like a few degrees of separation. No, don't put it under my pillow at night while I sleep. I'll catch the Blueskyisms

sep 1, 2025, 10:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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cramtorte @cramtorte.bsky.social

will they be in batches or one piece per post?

sep 1, 2025, 10:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Edward Natusch 🇬🇧🔶 Licenciado en Ciencias Económicas. 📈🏦💵 @edward-natusch.bsky.social

Iconic

sep 1, 2025, 10:19 pm • 0 0 • view