For security reasons the president will be speaking from behind a curtain so you can only see his silhouette and hear his voice
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Also he recorded this message 6 weeks ago
sep 2, 2025, 2:35 am • 1 0 • view
They’re going to give him peanut butter and have Shane Gillis do his voice.
sep 2, 2025, 2:34 am • 10 0 • view
Due to unforeseen events, the president will be voiced for the remainder of the speech by Toby Huss
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The whitehouse doctor is going to alert us that his vital organs have been "totally obliterated"
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sep 2, 2025, 2:33 am • 2 0 • view
Yep for sure 😂
sep 2, 2025, 3:09 am • 0 0 • view
He also has a cold that makes him sound like Stephen Miller.
sep 2, 2025, 2:33 am • 28 0 • view
"I have to go now. My planet needs me."
sep 2, 2025, 2:48 am • 1 0 • view
The guy with brown clothes is Tancredo Neves, president of Brazil from 1961 to 1962. There is a theory that he was already dead when this picture was taken. The official history says he has a hemorrhage some hours after this moment.
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All terriers are strictly forbidden from approaching the curtain.
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The President has a bad back and laryngitis so he won’t be saying or doing anything
sep 2, 2025, 2:43 am • 6 0 • view
I think they're confident they have the animatronics working well enough to simulate his behavior. Given the dipshit's behavior, that's a pretty low bar.
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That's got a lot of confidence in their AI
sep 2, 2025, 2:38 am • 1 0 • view
Man if he doesn’t make it I’m gonna pog so hard
sep 2, 2025, 3:25 am • 0 0 • view
Go full Section 31 and he has to be voiced by an actor
sep 2, 2025, 2:34 am • 0 0 • view
Oz lives
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sep 2, 2025, 3:32 am • 1 0 • view
So it's either dead president or nuclear war. Place your bets.
sep 2, 2025, 7:43 am • 0 0 • view
His handlers have had 6 or 7 days to come up with an AI video as "proof of life."
sep 2, 2025, 2:49 am • 1 0 • view
Shelly Miscavige comes on stage to tell everyone he's doing fine
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Tupac-like hologram
sep 2, 2025, 2:54 am • 2 0 • view
"live" video relay TRU-TRU-TRU-TRUMP HEADROOM HERE CO-CO-COVFEFE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
sep 2, 2025, 4:21 am • 1 0 • view
They’ll tape a yardstick to his back
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sep 2, 2025, 4:05 am • 0 0 • view
Beep. Beep. Beep. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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And he's going to sound like Stephen Hawking
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It may sound like a hallucination to you, but actually that's just him being very clever and speaking in code.
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