Welcome to Hell, James Dobson!!! Don’t act so surprised you’re here, you prick. Your roommate is James Phelps. We’re doing a two James, one cell thing.
Welcome to Hell, James Dobson!!! Don’t act so surprised you’re here, you prick. Your roommate is James Phelps. We’re doing a two James, one cell thing.
Phyllis Schlafly will welcome them with mint juleps. But since it’s hell, they will be boiling hot and undrinkable.
she's surely in Hell yes
Anita Bryant will bring the orange juice and pie.
Tuck them in there in a 69 position so they're comfortable.
John McCain made a rare appearance at the Galleria Shopping Center in Scottsdale to read a message he said was personally handed to him by God. “I, The Almighty, like Dictators who die from bone spurs contracted on Epstein Island.”
But why are YOU there?
Give my regards to Satan, you evil bastard. Say hello to Rush Limbaugh for me.
Dear God, Hear me out here. What if we just put his ass in purgatory? Think about it. Someone so shitty and terrible, even hell didn't want him. Imagine how much hatred is needed to say to yourself, "Beelzabub could use the break." I present James Dobson for your consideration. Amen
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Can we expect an overdue Trump welcome, soon?
So glad that pedo creep is dead. Worm food!!
Roomies: 1. Televangelist, Jimmy Swaggert, July 1, 2025 2. The Heritage Foundation, Edwin J. Feulner, July 18, 2025 3. Evangelical Leader, James Dobson, August 21, 2025 Rest in He$$
This is a wonderful list, may it be just the beginning 🤞🤞
Quite the trend. I will not be sad to see it continue.
A special dorm in hell so the devil can collect them all.
We take our wins where we can.
🎶Jesus hates you; this we know ‘Cause Jesus just told you so 🎶
Who's James Phelps?
think the Lord means Fred Phelps
I was thinking the same thing…
I'm going to guess God meant Fred Phelps. Because when I Googled James Phelps, I found out he was the actor who played Fred Weasley in the Harry Potter movies. He's not dead and as far as I can tell hasn't done anything to deserve God sending him to hell. God should probably issue a correction.
There was a James Phelps who dismembered and disemboweled a woman and buried her in his yard in Missouri but I don’t think he has died yet. Maybe God knows something is coming for him.
Together with Antonin Scalia...
come on... His name should be something sexy... Like Jeffrey Dahmer... The Chianti is on God..
Tell Rush we’re keeping the earth around his grave moist.
Can you make sure he walks past Pat Robertson who I’m sure is a crispy tortured screaming, mass of unwanted ilk? Thanks God 🙌 I love you
More fun for Lucifer and Satan that way.
Oh, come on God you can do better than that. How about a little CECOT reenactment
Who?
Some people improve the world by leaving it.
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And that’s the last thing anyone should ever aspire to do.
Epstein is down the block as well
Got room for Rush in the James suite?
Do they also have 1 cup?
He can hang with all the popes and every self avowed Christian from the past 2000 years.
Thank you. Needed that.🤭
Oh snaps. The Man is not fucking around. Git 'em God. Do that God-shaming thing they're already expecting cuz they're all fucking deviants. 🤺
i hope his eternal torture matches the level of hatred he promoted and pain he caused on earth... three times over.
Show him your dick!!! Asshole let's see who's the servant!!!!
Wait, what did James Phelps do? Also, isn't Phelps still alive? Also also, shouldn't a monster like Dobson be paired with someone equally evil, like Dahmer or Gacy, who could make his eternity in Hell extra unpleasant?
he meant Fred Phelps, the Lord's been busy lately...
Maybe @thegodpodcast.com meant Fred Phelps?
That makes a lot more sense. James Phelps did play a character named Fred Weasley, so I can see where the confusion started from.
Well aren’t you the Old Testament today you ‘ok son of a nun!
It getting very busy down there.
Wait, he's ded finally?
Lord...isn't it Fred Phelps? I think Satan made a good decision making him and Dobson cellmates for all eternity...
Hell - put lip stick on him, give him a barbie doll and put him with Pedophile
love it !
I knew it. God is Satan. Satan is god. I told them Christian’s but they didn’t want to listen.
Hell must be getting crowded.
Hell ain't seen nothing yet.
Great!!!
Wait, are you God or the devil? You're speaking like you are physically in Hell at the moment. Please clarify this asap because I really think you are the real God.
He’s everywhere, his idiot followers avow.
Just a Dad going and visiting his favourite ex-angel.
He makes special appearances now and then.
Like pain and pleasure?
It's like a campaign trail.
One of my "names" is close to his and I'm lucky it's that, otherwise spitting out every time calls me might have looked weird on my resume as a raging atheist ⚛️ 😖
And James Swaggert.
Put him with Falwell, when Copeland arrives they can bunk up.
These fake evangelists, begging for people 's money, deserve a special seat in Hell.
Copeland isn't dead yet? He's looked like a corpse back in the 1990s when he bought time on late night TV and I sometimes woke up to THAT face.
Not yet!
Thought Copeland was a bona fide demon when I first saw him 😬
Crazy-eyes Copeland! Back in my believer days, I'd have thought for sure he was possessed.
there's a real good reason for that.
Imagine his surprise!
One more obit to go, we're another day closer to the global celebration, everyone!
Creepy he was born and died on the 21st (not the same month, mind you, but weird nonetheless)
I love how God is talking as if God is running Hell. That is so accurate 🤣
Let them sodomize one another for all of eternity! 😂
Oh thank you. So glad some of these guys are checking out. I don't know who he left behind, but I'm sure we have enough people to clean up the streets.
Tell Jesse Helms, Lee Atwater, Anita Bryant, Rush Limbaugh, Hitler, Pat Robertson, Billy Graham, John Briggs, Ronald Reagan, Joe McCarthy, Phyllis Schlafly, Dan White, Jerry Falwell, Antonin Scalia, Fred Phelps, Mike Royko and Roy Cohn I said I'm still alive and hope they're enjoying the heat.
I hear Jeff Epstein bit him to death as he entered hell screaming. 😱
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Put him with Jeffrey Dahmer!
Yessss!! Nothing like a canabalist to pass eternity with - except to add Epstein to the cell too. I think the 3 of them would have a fantastic time together.
Better if they experience every bit of pain, misery, violation they ever inflicted.
I just figured instead of Hell prison “yard time” they got, relive-the-trauma-you-inflicted-on-others time. 🤷🏻♀️
That'll work.
Can confirm. So deserved.
James Dobson and Rush Limbaugh suck each other’s cocks in hell
Can we put him with Jeffrey Epstein?
I seriously doubt that fuckstain is in heaven.
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The world will be a better place without that bigoted prick 😡🤬☹️
He can room with Rush Limbaugh…
Hold on hold on! I haven't finished putting a tarp down. This may be hell but that's no reason to punish the cleaning staff.
Goddammit
God, please give them sandpaper enimas.
Hell is serving roasted Dobson tonight for the main course.
Satan has better class. Is there an uber satan place?
PWAHHHHHHH
😂
He was a man that turned his back on the teachings of Jesus. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2025/08/trum...
James Phelps? Do you mean Fred Phelps? I hate to question God's infallibility, but...
😂😂😂
*uses the pitchfork to slam the cell door shut* Appreciate the assist in bringing in the garbage. You sticking around to watch him in the Demon Dong Rodeo? Beelzebubba is insisting that he can go 20 seconds in Dobson's whizzway. We are taking bets.
They can be buttbuddies now!
I want him perpetually drowning in the boiling sea of shit.
Was wondering. Responsible for a lot of child and animal abuse.
Dobson croaked?
You mean this Republican pedo? Is he also in the Trump Epstein list? James Dobson's Patented Cure for the Gay - Reason.com share.google/04TnTiau5jXG...
Finally, some good news. Dobson dead, one down
He will like that!
Those DOGE cuts are brutal
Dear God Please make sure he gets the torturey kind of hell with red hot pokers and flensing and some lame ironic Twilight Zone hell
'Satan sighs, turns off Kpop Demon Hunters, takes off comfy lounging robe and grabs pitchfork made of electric eels' "Back to work..."
I was thinking Limbaugh would be sharing a cell with him but I see what you did there and thank you for the chuckle
Can they not do a three-man cell and throw Jimmy Savile in there too…
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The people who think that a book can make you gay are the repressed closeted gays. May the lord have mercy on their souls and at the same time support vigorous opposition to their actions!!!
Hell can keep his ass. Focus on this James 🖕🏻😈
Ah-men‼️
You’ll be James D. And he will be James P. Just like in school.
Where'd the ladder go to get out of the pool? spray your favorite feeling words from your life as you gasp and paddle toward it...
WHEN is Warren Jeffs going to join the party??
This is the prick that met with Donnie, sold out and then got in front of cameras and said the Donnie was a Xtian. Lying sack and a rank hypocrite. One of the founding fathers of the christofascism we are suffering from now in this country. Good riddance.
Welcome to Hell.
He likes Ted too! One James, one Ted, one cell!! 👺👺
Hey! #WTFover? What you got against Jimmy Phelps?
Make sure Satan read all his child abuse books and have him punished in the same manner.
The irony would be delicious.
Hell is too good a place for him! Another "Dipshit Christian Leader" is down in the dirt where he belongs! 2nd only to Rush Limbaugh, this man also poisoned/twisted the minds of so many Christians w/his bigoted views. I hope @thedevil.bsky.social gives Dobson his finiest 🔥
Stick him in a 5x5 with Rush Limbaugh.
Seeing that RL takes up 6x6 this is a great idea.
I had to look up who the hell he was. He deserves to go to hell!
James Dobson of Focus on the Family. I knew the name right away because there was a time in the late 80s when I thought he and other evangelicals had the magic answers in life. I was wrong.
C'mon HELL is not HOT enough for that MF'er. He's gone on to wherever is a MUCH worse place than HELL with a First Class One Way Ticket!
Well- otherwise it was just be "Jame"
And Jerry Falwell is on point.
Now lock Trump up with Beautiful Bill
Book of James was scary enough, bro. God. God bro.
Heaven's bouncer, Saint Peter, on encountering James Dobson: Sorry mate, you're not on the list, you're not going in.
so hey yo OG… Quick Q… If Prezzzident Trump gets into heaven… Will he be allowed to be himself ?
I hope this means they have to drink from the same cup of poop for eternity.
To the cup of poop! Friend msg'd per news: James Dobson founder of focus on the family died today! One of the men that single-handedly help start Christian nationalism, perpetual patriarchy, purity culture, caused so much abuse Me: I hope he's greeted by South Park Satan dressed as The Crow.
The James Gang.
Beautiful!!
Who is James Phelps? Did a web search but no clue which one this refers to - and I want in on the 'joke' 😀
Go for the triad and throw Swaggert in there.
Focus on the Flames
Truth!!
wait. Wasn't he in Fred Phelps's room? Doesn't that mean Dobson will be outnumbered by Phelpses? I think that's known as a Phelpsing.
If you can believe it...the "Dr." James Dobson Family Institute website is still up, and phone number (877-732-6825) asking for donations! Maybe folks should call and leave a few "words." Hateful, sick man. Satan got a prized catch today.
James Dobson will be welcoming trumpty dumpty to hell!!! The sooner, the better!
Is God a Sarte fan?
Let's include James, author of the Gospel according to James, excommunicated by somebody sometime. He's down there, and he's pissed. Dobson was such a crackerjack theologian he can make sense of that, though he tended to prefer blaming earthquakes on the gays, just as Jesus commanded.
Happy National James Dobson is DEAD Day!
Throw in Rush Limbaugh for a threesome!
Good RIDDANCE Dobson, ya cretin!
Too bad Satan is Taco’s lover
I see we’re going with that interpretation of the devil here: the opposer, the prosecutor, but still someone who works directly for God.
But I would also argue he should go stay with Ted Bundy, so they can continue that very bizarre discussion on pornography being the cause of crime.
You know you messed up if God is coming down from heaven personally just to make sure you made it to hell…
The only hell there is, is what ghouls like Dobson have created here on earth
Amen! But at least we can still take comfort when those monsters go down in to the grave, that they will trouble us no more and one day, even the memory of their existence will be ashes trampled underfoot.
May those who follow in the likes of Dobson get their deserving end.
James 14 What good is it, my brothers and sisters, if someone claims to have faith but has no deeds? Can such faith save them? HELL NO!
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Who is James Phelps? Fred Phelps - maybe?
Donnie will be joining you shortly! You'll have a HELL of a time together! Good riddance!
Two of them apostles were named James
Make it a triple with Falwell.
Can you get Luci to turn up the heat?
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This is funny
I envision Dobson and Robertson sharing a room next to Satan as his personal playthings
Can I know who my cellmate is ahead of time?
Rest in Piss!
His story on Wikipedia of growing up was eye-opening. You can see how people turn out the way they do. *After Dobson's rise to prominence through promoting corporal punishment of disobedient children in the 1970s, he became a founder of purity culture in the 1990s. 1/1
I'd bunk him with Epstein.
He might enjoy that. There is/was something seriously off with Dobson. I swear I remember articles that he and his father not having sex with their wives because it took energy from their calling. Because of course God chose Dobson 🙄🙄🤮🤮
Buh-bye, mf'er!
I hope you have saved cells for certain American and foreign heads of state. I will be happy to stand witness as to the appropriateness of their being incarcerated in your penal area.
I hadn’t realized that he had kicked off, but the sun did seem to be shining a bit brighter today.
Glad he's finally dirt napping.
🤣🤣🤣 oh god i love ye
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Dobson’s Focus on the Family did a huge amount of damage to American children. Absolutely vile and ignorant advice.
Growing up with a mother that thought her job was to break the will of the child...
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Rot in Piss
I’m getting the band back together
Ahh, precedent for the Trump/Epstein cell or the Trump/Cohn cell.
Did not have "God welcomes you to Hell" on my bingo card.
I mean, what do you expect...she could be anywhere
She works in mysterious ways.
I told my mom that POS, James Dobson, was roasting in hell and she said, "It's about damn time!" We were stuck in a far-right Evangelical extremist Cult for 8 years because of my stepdad. When he engaged her 12 year old daughter, me, to a 41 year old man, we escaped. The stepdad is already there
I wasn't aware the 8th circle of hell had cells.
Now begins a divine mindfuck of Good cop/Bad cop, no doubt.
Two James, one hole. I'd pay to watch that.
I always thought "The Righteous Gemstones" was a little too spot on, partly because of this asshole.
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What? - They've run out of pits?
It’s good to have a Hell Buddy!
Not soon enough!