Can I get an amen? 😂 🙏
Can I get an amen? 😂 🙏
Yay 🎉
Not fast enough!!!
And he'll have died without ever having faced a single consequence for his actions.
We're all dying. Trump needs to die soon.
From your lips to…well, your ears.
How soon???
Amen 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Calm down, it's probably just prednisone.
When he finally does, his headstone should be his golden toilet (might as well; there's going to be a LOT of people defecating on his grave)
Could he do it faster? This country's got places to be.
Amen!
Hey God, can you livestream his judgement?
With luck, his last minutes of life will be during a press conference on live TV where he stops talking, goes wide eyed, uncontrollably shits himself in front of everyone then falls down as he flops around screaming in pain as his body dies. Perfection would be if the press broke into applause.
Press Fast Forward.
Getting daily IV’s is rough on your hands!
Call up the Greeks. We need to start making offerings to Hades en masse.
Doesn’t that son of yours want Donnie for a sunbeam? Tell him to hurry up!
No sunbeams where Trump is going.
Not soon enough. Every day I keep hoping for a reason to celebrate. Disappointed time after time.
is an atheistical amen okay...?
Can we have a, "Smote."
Yeah but that means JD becomes president... That's gonna be even worse.
No, it won't. Most of the MAGA are in a cult and they ONLY support Trump. Once Trump is gone, they won't support Vance and we know that they don't support Project 2025: yes, less than 4% of the MAGA support Project 2025.
This is where as an outsider looking in I disagree. It's super clear that there's 50-70 million voters who'd rather hurt a perceived enemy than do anything to uplift their own situation. I'm almost certain rally behind the successor so long as they promise more cruelty.
JV (junior varsity) Vance will not have the power over the cult like the orange sHitler has. He'll be pushed out a fourth story window!
He'll be president initially, but if every single authoritarian state in history is any indication, there's likely to be an undemocratic power struggle if Trump dies in power
I really hope it's like the death of Stalin
He could also be president but not be in power. If Trump does live to 2028, remaining in power while ceding the title "president" seems like a plausible outcome, and how other dictators have done it.
Vance is reviled. He won't be there long. The spell is already gone, and trump is tanking. Vance is a creep that will be undone.
Easier target
My fantasy scenario goes like this: Trump dies, Dems win midterms, Johnson is voted out, Vance and his techbro VP are impeached. One can dream.
None of them are running the show anyway so it doesn’t matter. One advantage with Vance being the front man is MAGA do not like him either.
How about a hallelujah or two?!
FASTER! FASTER!FASTER!
I hope it’s excruciatingly painful and haunts his every waking moment
🤞🤞🤞🤞
The sooner the better!
Just remember - somewhere in a Google Earth pixelated location, Dick Cheney is still alive and breathing. He was on heart attack #4 in like 1990… Jus sayin don’t get your hopes up It’ll make the celebration that much more special
Smite him god! Smite him good 😃
There will be a global BBQ on that day.
There will be “Dancing In The Streets”
Thank God, answered prayers. Can’t happen fast enough
🙏
Hurry it up a bit, God. You're killing me here.
Pick up the pace, slacker.
Wrong guy. You want him:
Pretty sure both are supposed to have the ability to remove folks from the mortal coil. Im not picky which of them, but, both need to get up off their mythological asses.
I sure hope the orange shitstain gets lava front property in hell. No escaping the heat, the fumes, or the eternal torture for his lifetime of being a monster.
Looks like he ran out of the correct concealer color.
Do you remember that feeling inside Upon hearing that the old fart had died? Do you remember that day you danced and cheered anyway? When the sun came up and the days that followed were better? And in the distance you heard That the rule of law had endured? …5
A-fargging-men and hallelujah!
Amen!
tease
To be fair, everyone is.
He needs to go far quicker
How about a good Ridance !
Good lord willing and the creek don’t rise
✨ “Dear Lord 💜 Baby Jesus” ✨ 🙏🏻 PLEASE 🙏🏻 (and AMEN)‼️ bsky.app/profile/ocea...
I do celebrate this God, but the white nationalist wheels are in motion.
His selfishness and greed is eating away at him. I hope he dies before his bribe jet 747 is finished.
From your mouth to…never mind.
The SOONER the BETTER! AMEN 🙏
We can only hope
Now your just teasing Don't create hope Joyful hope The likes no one has ever seen
How are you going to celebrate when the terror finally ends? I’m going to drink a lot of champagne and treat myself to some fine dining. Let’s look forward to a happy future. 🥳
Long history of Russian leaders having their illness hidden 😉 www.latimes.com/archives/la-...
Hurry up!
Well hurry it up then we’re tired of waiting. 🤣
Hurry
What about the eyes, some days they are like slits with the swelling, which ties in with the cankles as a serious kidney problem, a report suggests a diuretic given (in the hands) regularly to protect his heart (shouldn't need much), is also causing his kidney's to fail
We can only hope so
If trump is gone before I wake, I pray to YOU the news ain't fake!
Not soon enough.
Could you speed it up a little bit god?
Why you taking so long to make this happen?
From your lips to your ears.
God! Get er done. Wtf you doin up there? Seems like you lazy! You smoking too much good bud?!
Why is this dragging on? One lightning bolt, or a malarial mosquito, would do the job. There doesn’t seem to be any problem taking out innocent children with cancer/famine/war, so how come the pee-soaked pedo gets a hall pass?
Isn't this why they put that repulsive guy as VP so when TACO carks they have his unelectable person taking over as POTUS.
What's taking you so long?
AMEN
Your lips to your ears!
He’s dying…. Good
Look at the SOB child pedo trying to redeem himself in god’s eyes with “peace” initiatives in exchange for little girl rapes. Like god is a gullible as Donnie’s MAGA morons. God can’t be grifted. You’ll soon see.
His brain is dying way faster than his hands. I bet his pee pee died decades ago.
Putin hurt him bad in Alaska. Watch the video and you’ll see the point you can tell when poots gave the squeeze.
About damn time!
Smite, SMITE and SMITE AGAIN!
Still not soon enough
Could you hurry up and take him already???
But his mouth is still moving. 🫥
Not fast enough.
Not soon enough, what can you do to help him along??
Good. I hope he dies soon. I'm excited for when that day comes.
Ok, then it's time for the projectile vomiting with explosive diarrhea.
A nation's first tyrant is rarely it's last
Can’t fucking wait
AMEN.
Amen
Dammit, get to smiting.
SMITE away and speed up time while you are at it.
Please just make it happen so he doesn't get a state funeral. Torch his remains and throw them in the dumpster along with the used kitty litter.
Please ask Lucifier to call Felon47 home soon.
Soon?
Well hurry the fuck up
Only 83 years late.
I would rather see him behind bars. Because death is and easy exit, no regrets, no punishment. If he dies it should be behind the bars him an whole his family.
That would be my first choice too, but we live in an imperfect world, and I'd happily see him die tomorrow, with mortal justice not being served, than let him continue causing the harm he's currently inflicting. I'd rather protect innocent future victims even if he dies without punishment.
Hallelujah!
From the people’s lips to your ears!
I heard Satan just ordered extra “dirty” coal for his furnaces. Could be a sign.
He might be dying, but not fast enough for me.
politicalamericans.com/dr-oz-trump-...
Too slowly
Aaaaaaaaay...MEN !
Aaaaameeeeeeennnnnn
🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Please. If he had any human qualities, I might not quite want him to die, but he doesn't, so....
Thank you!
Or maybe Putin slipped him something in his tea.
Always wearing a hat now too. His hair is falling out. He got McConnell’s leprosy.
Amen !!!
Just like DOJ can't hide the fact he's a pedophile.
🙏🙏🙏🙏
Id like it if the Hate He Lives would die with him.
Dear God, Can you please move it along a little faster? I think there is a world of people who would be grateful to you if you did this.
God has now spoken.
When?
Amen
Wishing him the best. Just kidding.
Can you speed it up a bit? Asking for a concerned planet. #PleaseAmen&Namaste 🙏
Not soon enough is he dying
I will drink a lot of rum that day. I might even watch Fox News to see if any of those assholes kill themselves ti join Glorious Leader to the other side.
🙏 c’mon expiry date🎉
Yeeeehaaa Amen 🙏🏻 let's hope something has been learned from this, and once he's thrown on the eight green to rot beside his Ivana, all those who've aided conspired assaulted manipulated gained financial advantage through corruption committed treason are held fully accountable & imprisoned 🙏🏻 Amen
Any day now... ⏳️
The sooner the better! Get er’ done ✔️
US call him “donjohn”. “don” because he “dons” the most treasonous, terrorist, fascist, racist and bigoted criminal organization in the world. “john” because he is a “john”. #donjohn
Faster
I was kind of hoping he'd just d̶ᵢ̶ₑ̶ vanish one day (SOON), but I'm willing to settle for a rally at which his festering innards suddenly become stinking projectiles of congealed filth even his most ardently blind supporters can't wish out of existence as the shards of 💩 drill into their flesh the +
same way the fetid fuckery that spews from the Ass-face™ pucker he calls a mouth has embedded itself into the rotten cesspools that are the remnants of what little brains his selfish, hateful followers may once have had. Or something.
Not that I've been thinking about it or anything.
Woo hoo
It must be like Succession at the White House, with everyone clamoring for power, but really, really racist.
Hasn’t golfed in 14 days. He is dying.
Amen! Hallelujah!
As much as I wish, and as much as 'Amen' means 'So be It', nobody like this man ever suffers any meaningful health complications. Your shitty scumbag father-in-law, that idiot coworker who SHOULD have health issues, etc. NONE of them, ever. He will live as long as he likes. God willing, I'm wrong.
have another request from your faithful... SMITE THAT ORANGE TURD! ~<3
Amen
Not fast enough
can't happen soon enough for me.
please hurry up and get it over with.
Hi God!
Playing this daily until it finally happens
We hoped this 10 years ago but here we are don’t get me excited Even McConnell is hanging on like a tick
and that John Kennedy dude they all just need to go, same with grassley
AMEN
What can we do to speed up the process?
You should know
His ankles are like beach balls 🤣
Thanatos, buddy, HURRY UP
Oh, AMEN
6-8 months to live? Oh please, please, pleeeeeease!!!!
How about a faster, amen? 😉
This obit must have worse odds than power ball.
Pick up the tempo. Faster, like in the movie Whiplash.
If you’re wishing death on someone you’re a terrible person* *I’m a terrible person 😁
We’re wishing for liberation and relief. It just happens to look a lot like death. 😉
While I admire the Spielbergian suspense and the Hitchcockian terror along with the Vonnegutian irony could you switch to a more Tarrantinian mode? Sir? If possible? Pleeeeeeease and THANK YOU!!!
I second the motion ✋🏾
Satan is growing impatient
Amen 🙏🏽
Can’t come soon enough
🤞🏻
☠️ ☠️ ☠️
When he shiffles off this mortal coil and is buried, I will travel to his grave. And I will piss on it
Naw he just ‘shakes too many hands’ 🥴
It would be great if biology would help him go gentle into that good night. The whole dangling on a streetlamp thing or suicide in a bunker mode involve far too much suffering by innocents.
Godspeed Donald!
and yet republicans went on & on & on & on & on about Joe Biden's health & that allegedly his true state of health was being hidden WHAT ARE YOU ALL HIDING ABOUT DONNY'S DECLINING HEALTH? ESPECIALLY YOU KARO-LYING, YOU ARE ALWAYS BANGING ON ABOUT THIS ADMINISTRATION BEING THE MOST "TRANSPARENT"
I agree with the sentiment and am eagerly waiting for his obituary... but I still gotta ask what that Gif is from? Looks like my kinda humor!
I recorded it from a post I saw a couple days ago. Its my kind of humor too!😜
NOT FAST ENOUGH!
Amen!
Tell him to hurry it up already.
Not soon enough. Remember, when the tangerine tyrant wannabe finally dies, we aren’t feeling 'ghoulish happiness' from his death, we are feeling ‘euphoric relief’ that the stochastic terrorist cannot get to us anymore.
Time is dragging
Uh yeah but Trumps a martyr and now JD Vance is president. I just vomited in my mouth
Yep, but Vance don't run the cult. Fascism is the cult of the providential man. Without the man, the machine crumbles.
100%
I am hoping you are right. I want…I need you to be right
He is eligible for the nobel anti-peace prize. The chaos and death this one man is responsible for is beyond comprehension.
Don’t get my hopes up and then disappoint me