He looks almost dead but standing with open eyes.

Man keep him alive while he's unuseful.

You might want to check this out further. There are reports that the photos/videos being shown as proof Trump is alive and going golfing... ...were taken more than two months ago.

Damn.

What I do know is this: that facial edema isn't a good look in such a short time. His cankles are painful and his breathing is labored. We are watching him die in real time and I am hoping it hurts him as much as he has hurt us

I hope it hurts more

Exactly what I was thinking.

I read that as enema and the visual was enjoyable

I am SO excited for this!! I find myself anxiously waiting for the gianormous celebration we will all have. Just giddy

Just a reminder: Billy Graham Jerry Falwell Pat Robertson Rush Limbaugh Jack Van Imp James Dobson Roger Ailes Lou Dobbs David Horowitz Phil Valentine Bob Enyart Robert Schuller Douglas Coe Jimmy Swaggart … all dead, except Roger Stone.

WHY'D YA HAVE'TA SPOIL IT FOR US?

It was lovely to let myself feel even for a second that it was true.

The inverse of Christ’s resurrection. Which would mean that Trump is the…what, now?

He’s very close to death!

Not soon enough.

Do you think he was on a long-term drip or was it dialysis?

Get to smiting!!! Seeeee…..this is why people keep questioning you!

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🪦🪦🪦🥂🍾🎉🎉🎉

Ok, sending thoughts and prayers

Hey God, step it up!

🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

You'll have to drag him kicking and screaming! He just doesn't want to go until he gets his 3rd Term! 🤣🤣🤣😇

The memes and the unbridled hopefulness around Trump being missing for 3 days is 1000% making my weekend.

This might be my favourite post ever. Cheers God!

🙏🏻

Personally, I'm working on an interpretive dance as a prelude to a lot of bubbly.

🤞

He looks well.

and the files?

A double in case of trouble.

Please.

Oh and he's looking just spectacular now. JFC he's a walking bloated pussy corpse.

When it happens, I want to break into my church and ring the bells out, until I drop from happy exhaustion!

It was quite joyous.

Can't wait.

I will have a party!

More hoped than thought!😇

Letting tyrants die of natural causes sends a bad message to future tyrants.

Thy will be done!

Is this video current? Reports it is an old video.

Are you telling me he isn't dead in this photo? Coulda fooled me!

From God’s lips to God’s ears

It was like when someone who orders Dominoes every day doesn't order for a couple, so they send the delivery guy to check on him. "Darth Citrus hasn't tweeted anything vile today..." Three days later, "Glinda? Yeah, no. He's still alive. He tunneled out from under the house and went to Maralago."

I look for him to go face down of the golf course...

That’s what people look like when they NASTY AWAY

Clots and prayers to that POS

He's so fucking stupid and vile that most of the world is wishing and waiting for his demise and he doesn't have a clue.

Not soon enough.

He'll die just to piss us off because he didn't face punishment for all his crimes.

I’m fine with that. He is constantly miserable anyway. I just want him ginger so his movement is more easily defeated.

Since there is no karma in the world he’ll live to 100 like Kissinger.

I think we forget he isn’t the typical old obese man. He gets the very best care and has every scan and test run frequently. He may have been MIA getting something like a developing blood clot taken care of that would normally kill a person receiving average care.

I’m not a conspiracy theorist because usually that requires hyperflexibility that I don’t possess…but this evidence is really flimsy considering he’s a narcissist that’s aware we’re all hoping he’s dead. He always wears that outfit and has always looked like shit. Are we certain it’s from today?

Someone said a psychic said 2 months, but I’d caution that Moscow Mitch had the same bruises on his hands, fell down countless times, and froze in front of cameras twice, and is STILL running his big fat mouth and causing trouble.🙄😡

I feel a wave of disgust every time I'm reminded that Turtleboy exists...

He's starting to look more and more like a walking/talking compost pile.

What a pity, is it over now?

The $500 Costco fireworks package I have on stand by will just have to wait. Damnit!

Can't WAIT to hear that he's dead. And I hope his death is filled with BLINDING, SEARING, AGONIZING PAIN. He deserves no less.

And we say amen

Him having power is proof as Neil Degrasse Tyson that "God is either not all powerful or all good"

Soon, indeed. Chill the bubbly, everyone!

No one is more disappointed than JDV

Not soon enough.

Not 💯

Everyone is allowed to fantasize. At this point, it’s all we’ve got.

Maybe the real dead Donald Trump was the friends we found along the way.

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

Most anticipated obituary in recent history.

For 3 days, I qas happy.

Getting impatient again….

I'm So disappointed 🙁

Sept 3rd he croaks. Mark the date.

🙏

www.facebook.com/reel/1011329...

I imagine this is what would have happened if Social media was about during Thatcher(UK prime minister) years

🤞🏻🍾

Well, Trump is morphing into a zombie. Dr. Oz explains… politicalamericans.com/dr-oz-trump-...

Not soon enough

Work on it, Goddammit

Just practicing. Next time for real!

It was delightful

It will certainly happen someday. What happens when it does? Will things get any better?

From your mouth to your ears.

That’s how long it took to really fine-tune the training on his stand-in.

Soon, but pace yourselves, premature ecstaticulation is a serious disease

If and when he does, buckle up, because that won't be the end of this nightmare. There will not only be a ton of unrest, but be prepared with talking heads on the Right blaming Democrats for his death. Be safe out there. We're in for a wild ride.

He looks like you aged him by a decade in 3 days.

He’s not? Bummer 😥

This footage is from June,

Don’t tell me. He rose again on the third day… Sigh.

god is an underachiever

He's not? Damn.

Immigration Man - Crosby Stills Nash youtu.be/-uKlRPaQmbM?...

The silence was golden — and then I realized it’s not permanent—-yet.

His Tuesday meeting proved he kinda is dead.

Well🤔his brain is definitely dead😶

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Trump is very worried that God isn't going to fall for his BS.

I dunno, if the archangel Michael is a used car salesman, he might fit right at home

#TrumpDeathWatch

I'm going to hold you to your 'holy' word 🙄

I dont ask you for much. I try to be patient. Respectfully, could you hurt up?!

Trumps’s post analysis via AI Interpretation: Too long for Trump’s style. Sentences longer and more varied than his median. Exclamation density and capitalization too low. Structure fits AI more than authentic Trump. Conclusion: Stylometry supports LLM or AI-assisted ghostwriter, not Trump himself.

When it does happen I would like to buy the world a round of drinks.

Well it did get me to put the champagne in fridge and ready

We bought some good tequila for the celebration 💜💜💜

Now, you’re talking.

Jameson on the shelf 🥃

Oh, nice.

Sadly, opened the champagne today. Got overly excited at the prospect of celebrating the end of Pedofurer. 🥂🥂🥂

Fuhrer - it’s the champagne…

I’m with you! Ready to go 🥂

🤞

Homes, I'm an atheist, but if you take him next week, I'll go to the church of your choice the next Sunday. Note: May still be drunk on Sunday, but I'll be there.

If only keep praying people… prayers can work

Someone needs to remind him that his untimely death would be the ultimate distraction from the Epstein files. Temporarily....

Not soon enough.....

🎯

Come on, God. Quit slacking. Get to smiting.

The man isn’t well. I have seen a lot of sick people in my career and this guy is very sick.

Come on, God. Do your thing.

Fucking hope so…. Would love to see him, Hitler and Stalin across the river Styx seperating us…

It was the worst of times, it was the best of times… or do I have that backwards?

He looks it.

Please send him home—to Hell.

So...the end of the day, today, is still an option? Or by the end of the day tomorrow? Since everyone is seemingly off on Monday, it would make the celebrating that day much more special.

Hey, Azrael, Angel of Death here. I’M DOING MY BEST, OKAY!

He looks like the walking dead. What a hideous man.

What? You having the “smite” button refurbished?

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Sure jan

So disappointing

Oh, man, your mouth to god's ear. Oh, wait...

Maybe he actually WAS dead for three days and is now risen!!! Halafuckingluliah!!!!

You're thinking of 5th of April next year. I doubt he'll last that long. He'll either have dropped dead or been arrested and dragged out of the white house by then.

Millennials and Zoomers both created, and fell for this stupid hoax. Those of us who lived through the Cold War, and watched the changing of leadership in the USSR, know full well that the average despot has to disappear for at least 5 weeks before being declared dead. You candyasses were way off.

He looks like he is dead but just forgot to lay down.

I still think he’s dead, or fled.

#TYFYATTM!

He’s giving weekend at bernies vibes

Isn't the photo posted 'today' from a month ago?

He might just be RALLYING. His days are numbered.

He is just hanging in there by a tread ........

God I wish!

😂

He does not look well.

Are we certain he’s alive?

He is dead. He just hasn’t fallen over

Yeah, Biden was missing for 3 months at a time, no one batted an eye. People should be grateful to have a few days off the Trump Circus

Me confused as to why everyone thought he was dead all of a sudden I literally thought people knew something I didn't lol.

We hold on to hope for this cover:

Oh these dictators always seem to live long!

consider it a primer

Not soon enough. He should have croaked 10 years ago.

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

He looks like they weekend at bernies him to the gold course

Now that's a good one. Lol

😂😂

(Vivid image of God just sitting there motionless, “SMITE!!” all in caps, and the almighty finger just… hovering…over the “Post” icon. )🫣

🤞

Must suck to have billions hoping you perish. Well earned.

So very disappointed.

youtu.be/BMZUDQYGRJY?...

My estimate for how much longer he'll live keeps going down. I'm gonna make a carrot cake; my bb cousin suggested the flavor, because 'it's orange.'

He looks devastatingly old. yay!

Darn!

Your track record hasn’t panned out well so far

That video is from June 28

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Oh look. It's Steve Bannon.

Every morning I watch the mainstream news just for this story: “Donald J. Trump dead from…” (natural causes). It’s the only story I know they won’t gloss over.

was such a nice 3 days...

I wonder why…

Thank you for this perfect depiction of America's MAGA Christianists.

He can avoid being kicked out. He can avoid prison. He can even avoid maga turning on him. But death? Never. And when it yanks his ass, I hope it hurts.

Taking your sweet time don’tcha think?

Canst thou smite him in thy mercy?

He rose after 3 days!? He really IS just like Jesis!!!

That photo is from June 28th There’s hope yet 🪦

Thank you!!! I have been checking since 7 am this morning on any updates! I saw the pic but thought maybe it’s not from today😅 you have given me hope again 💙🩵💙

Well he does admire North Korean propaganda so much, maybe he really is on his deathbed and it's all a cover story! 🤞🤞🤞

The fuzzy-out-of-focus-snap shot-one provided is not meeting the proof of life requirement

It’s like a Bigfoot photo

Stephen Miller in the White House laboratory last night sporting his new toupee

The proof of life video was from June 28th, more proof needed.

Help it along someone....QUICKLY youtu.be/KivCRqfFcqY?...

From your lips to God’s… oh wait, yeah.

Maybe he is Jesus H Christ II - rising from the dead after 3 days. They have been screaming that he is indeed their savior.

God you little devil, you!

Damn it!

Do it already.

That photo is from 2023, so was the one with granddaughter Kai in her golf outfit. Donald’s still AWOL or 💀. This pic is from a few weeks ago.

No one reports to you from the pearly gates?

One of my absolute favorites 😅