Or clots and prayers

He must know too much...

My thoughts are that I hope it happens again.

I hope he gets the same kindness he showed Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss.

That’s Mean!!! Good call

All of this

I wonder if it was deliberate & Rudy knows what’s in the #EpsteinFiles…

Tots & Pears 🥔🍐

How is the car?

New Hampshire police report showed that both cars in the crash were severely damaged, and in the hwy median. Three people injured. How the accident happened right where cops were making a house visit is still unclear.

I'm just glad they cleared the mess up quickly so people could get home in time to catch all the PBS shows

I'm most interested in this absurd fiction that he was helping a domestic violence victim. He can't bend over far enough to pull up his own underwear, but we're to believe he's out doing acts of heroism on the streets. So fucking ridiculous.

He’s got a driver…still wondering how he pays for a driver, rental cars, a security detail. No wearing a seatbelt has consequences. I feel sorry for the 19yo that piled into him. I feel certain they will get vilified by MAGAts

Just thought?

Damn... So they missed him by an inch

Get a very large corkscrew He’s so crooked they’re going to have to screw him into the ground

Rudy is resting comfortably in bed.

Is the MAGA Fuckface dead yet?? 😎🤞

Thots and players

#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Womp womp, I really don’t care. I’ll bet there were farts and sharts

Oh I am praying alright. Thank you God.

Witnesses on the scene were confused as to whether the car was leaking oil or Rudy’s hair dye was running

Maybe he should have worn a seat belt

You mock the lack of effectiveness of thoughts and prayers, but what's the alternative? Demanding special licenses in order to be allowed to pilot cars? Making prospective drivers prove that they are physically and mentally capable of using one responsibly? The people would never stand for it!

This account is much more believable than the “official” story... manchester.inklink.news/rudy-giulian...

Rudy Giuliani here are your tots and pears...

Did they rush him to Four Seasons Urgent Care?

This is the same guy who called a pat on the back third-degree assault with intent to cause bodily harm. 🙄

bots and pears

God; you're a better man (?) than I. I can't bring myself to say anything nice about Fruity Rudy (I made the drink, drink sign).

How is the person who hit him? And has anyone started a GoFundMe for him/her?

Wonder if they're going to run everything through a corporate AI model for preauthorization before treating him.

I THOUGHT that would kill him. I PRAY it will.

On purpose?

Clots and prayers

By a Tesla or other remotely accessible and controllable car?

Clots and prayers.

I hope it wasn't in his classic 80's Mercedes-Benz SL... because that really belongs to the women he defamed.

I hope that the vehicle can be repaired.

Nopity-nopity-no.

Moths and Bears

I hope the driver apologised for spilling Giuliani's whiskey

Fingers crossed

Sending Pots and Chairs.

Wait! A Republican with a spine?

They only have the one who let Rudy use it?

Trump’s CIA caused the accident, anything to distract that Trump is dead!

Thoughts, prayers, and hair dye!

Rudy showed little empathy for the cops on Jan 6th after cheering on the Inserection. Rudy has been badly soiled by Trump and is no longer the Mayor who once supported 9/11 victims. I do hope he recovers and can return from his trip to the dark side.

He is late on his payments to Fat Tony.

Thought I was praying he would die....thats thoughts and prayers....right

So, someone pounded his tail....

😂

Something smells “off” with the story…

Another Epstein cover up‼️

That's just Rudy...

Oh God, surely it was thee that smote him.

Hopefully Karma is going to cash in on many wrongs

I do not wish pain & suffering on anyone, including Ghouliani.

How nice for you

You don’t?

I’m sure Donold will visit his friend in the hospital…Bwahahahaha

More like rocks and snares for Giuliani. Rocks and snares…

Rudy hurts back accidentally expecting a sex act.

Clots and curses to him.

More like HOPES and fantasies for Rudy.

Ohh.. is today going to be a good day?

LOL Or Absurdity and disregard

He's claiming to have been helping a DV victim. Yeah, sure. Pedophile.

A) how would he know? B) how is he helping from the other side of the highway. C) he wasn’t driving, so why the BS story? It was classic gawker syndrome. D) I don’t think Rudy was in the wrong here, and I legitimately wish him no physical harm.

He wasn't driving, so his driver is a good guy, not him.

Rudy knows a lot about Trump and Epstein.

$10 says he drunkenly slammed on the accelerator while accidentally in reverse and hit a parked car.

I read a message where it said he was sitting in the back of the car with someone

I’m sure the truth will come out, eventually.

OH NO! anyways....

Imagine trying to solicit a prostitute out of New Hampshire, then end up with life threatening injuries. Rudy is fucking scum, I hope he’s in pain for the rest of his days. Borat 2 is the perfect example ironically

Any chance they won’t accept his Medicare?

Any chance it hit a golf cart? (asking for a few friends)

Awwww, too bad. I actually said that off the hip. I honestly hope he's not hurt. What is thots?

Was he on his “rascal”?

He's the kind of person who probably doesn't wear a seatbelt.

Nope! No sympathy from me. Hope they lock him up on the looney floor of the hospital.

Fuck that nerd, hope they take him to "St. Joe's, Total Landscaping" instead of the hospital. subsidiary of 4 seasons total landscaping.

It’s it St Joe’s Total Hospitaling?

Ugh, typo!

Oh yeah, that’s right. Secret service can’t stop a fucking vehicle barreling towards these corrupt fascist pigs…interesting.

Biden's fault

Of course, everything is Biden’s fault.🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Even the Insurrection to try and stop power from being transferred to himself!

It goes without saying. Everything will always be Biden's fault.

Plenty of thots, however not sure if eligible for prayers

Please take him out God!

Poor car. I feel so bad for the car. Fuck giuliani.

I’m torn between going those thots don’t deserve that, and omg they’re so damned annoying I’m certain they could irritate Rudy as much as they irritate me. I’d pay for thots to annoy the shit out of him.

Rudy is reaping what he sowed…hopefully the Georgia ladies get their due if he croaks.

What did Trump tell us about school shootings, Get over it?

Oh, poor guy. So anyway....

So he DOES have a spine?

Was he wearing his seat belt?

What was his alcohol level?

I’m so sorry he was rear ended 😁

Did this really happen? Is there a police report?

Rudy Giuliani thought this young woman was 15 years old as he laid back on the bed with his hands down his pants! He is a pedophile and sexual predator. I hope his last breath is fucking painful!

He was in the Trump kidrapist club for sure

Ha ha

CLOTS

… in Pairs.

Hope he dies

My thoughts? Prayers don’t work. Good luck Rudy.

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Nothing but laughter from me.

Please God, let the car make it through this, Amen

Crazy. ANYWAYS, where's the Epstein Files?

if there’s any justice in the world, someday he’ll be in prison and that won’t be all he gets from behind at a high speed!

Last warning from you I guess.

Meaning, he was in reverse.

You beat me to this meme! 😊

Hope the driver of the vehicle that struck him is doing ok

I hope the car's airbag wasn't injured by Rudy's bone head. 🤷

Not even.

he survived? Damn

Karma! Right @thegodpodcast.com ?

What? A car accident? Were there no tall buildings nearby with an open window from which to fall out accidentally?

My thoughts exactly

Smite

Wondering if Trump & Rudy could die together & forever

I read that it was reported by his security detail. How the heck does he have a security detail?? Thought he was so broke he couldn’t pay the ladies he defamed.

trump gave Rudy a government job a few months ago…our tax dollars are probably paying for his drunk ass security.

Must’ve missed that nugget of info. Good grief, what could that idiot possibly be doing for a “government job?”

Well I believe I incorrectly read/heard that nugget, in trying to find it all I can locate is Rudy’s son, Andrew, getting a task force job with Homeland Security concerning the 2026 World Cup. Old mad ears are failing, sorry.

Shutting up about his Epstein days with Trump

I was mistaken, Rudy’s son Andrew was appointed a job with Homeland Security concerning the 2026 World Cup…almost just as bad. My old angry ears need to listen better.

I hope we don’t qualify for the World Cup. I fear for people’s safety

same!

Good oddity that MF.

Boo hoo Rudy

Shots and chasers…

Oh well and bummer. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!

I’m thinking he was just drunk again, and it’s all a cover up. How does he even still have a license?

He was a passenger.

Sorry, God, but news about Rudy Giuliani is NOTHING compared to the VERY PREVENTABLE killing and injury of innocent babies.

May your "thots and prayers" work as well for Rudy as they did for those babies in Minneapolis.

An "accident"

I pray his car insurance had lapsed and he was at fault

NH is one of the few states that doesn’t require insurance, at least as of 10 years ago.

Weirdly, and almost unbelievably, he doesn't seem to have caused the crash. He wasn't driving and someone else hit the car he was in.

He can still afford a driver? He was just in court saying he couldn't afford a taxi a few months ago

I had almost forgotten about this monumental chode. And the thing is, Rudy KNOWS some shit. The kind of shit that gets you rear-ended at high speed, or makes you fall down a flight of stairs or fall out a 5th floor window.

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So Rudy got rear-ended! That's good for a laugh.

Oh I’ll be praying Real hard. 🙏 😇 🙏 😈

Tots & Pears.

Karma is a bitch.

Yup...thoughts and prayers is all I got.

Wish I could but I can’t.

...calling in a favor...

Don't waste a single thot on him! And if you listened to my prayers this would have had a better ending

Was Rudy trying back into his parking spot again?

Giuliani needs money. He's out there staging an accident 😳 😐 😂

Can you'all spell Chappaquiddick?

lol

Was it a Four Seasons Landscaping truck? Buckle up 🇺🇸 ⚖️ 🗽

🤣🤣🤣

You misspelled clots.

I had a thought as well. They should have called the time of death by now

How can he afford a car? He should be traveling on the shoe leather express.

Thoughts. No prayers. Sorry.

Clots and pears.

Better luck next time.

Don't forget it was just after he cured cancer and brought about world peace and was on his way to end hunger when some crazy leftist crashed into his car to stop him. 👍

Thots and players?

No.

Did the prostitute in the back, with Rudy, make it?

Let's all toss back a drink.

It was RFK. He picked up what’s left of Rudy. Dinner I guess.

😂

So near and yet so far

Did it happen between the Crematorium & the Dildo Shop?

The state patrol is still trying to find his dentures 🤷🏽‍♀️

Since the MSM clearly has no boundaries (as demonstrated by interviewing a 10yo who had just survived a mass shooting), reporters should ask Rudy questions about various important Trump issues and scandals while he is on serious painkillers (aka truth serum). We might as well learn some truth. FDT!

Thoughts and prayers, that vehicle really deserves to be repaired

Yay one down

Could’ve been from reversing at high speed. Just saying.

Struck from behind? Was he going to go public with something we should know?

Oh, I got some thots and prayers for all of 'em Just had to retype part of post 6 times....autocorrect changed it to shots and...had to manually go back, take out the s and put a t......hmmmmm

Pots and fares!! I wish everyone a happy garden and a reasonable bus rate.

Ha ha.

Did the driver of the other car get caught? Another Republican?

I hope the 2 women in Atlanta got their $$$$$

On a scale of Judge Jeanine to Pete Hegseth, how drunk do you think Giuliani was??

A league of his own.

Perfect..

Brett Kavanaugh levels.

But that's the same amount of drunk.

LoL

Omg. U made me laugh. Like real laugh. Feels good. Thx. 😆😆😆😂🤣😆

I hear he was on his way from doing charity work at a hospital to his shift at the local orphanage when he had to stop and rescue a helpless woman from a gang of Mexican bears… he didn’t have time to stop for a drink.

🤣

Not fair to use a scale of 10 v 10

Not so drunk he wasn’t able to switch seats before the cops got there.

That's a shame. Anyway, what's on TV tonight? (No sportsball, please.)

No thoughts. No prayers. Nothing.

Nosferatu can't die.

So what I’ve seen so far, Rudy stopped to help a domestic abuse victim and some time after that, his car got rammed from behind at high speed. OK. I have no further questions.

Precisely, thots and prayers like we're supposed to do when FEMA is blocked from responding to storms and flooding and natural disasters...

Well yes .. hope everyone in the car that has front end damage are ok

Shit happens.

Thots and Players

he's 81, he shouldn't driving

He was a passenger.

He’ll sue he needs the cash.

Nah. Why waste them.

Call Four Seasons