I really think you're the one who can't recognize sarcasm, satire, and irony (but you do use the Oxford comma, so that's a +!). I thought the original post was hilarious, especially because I spend time on X telling people they're pathetic pussies & they should go fuck themselves. I like hammers!
On Bluesky, we actually have civil disagreements, which is what I was referring to when I spoke of "soft velvety hammers of mild scorn."
Occasionally, people block me and when I get that notice, I block them back. Fair nuf.
I get blocked by people I've never interacted with. Little strange, but it's not anything that bothers me.