what an asshole
what an asshole
The only people politically homeless in the US right now are... trans people? immigrants? black people? Disabled people? Actual democrats who believe in democracy? actual republicans who believe in republicanism? Also obviously socialists have been politically homeless for a loooooooooooooong time
They are homeless because they want to dictate how other people live while also being lauded for their “contributions” which are really dictates.
No sympathy for rich assholes. My socialist-ass has spent 25 years being politically homeless & viciously attacked by Dems for the sin of opposing war & wanting economic justice for everyone. I’m told to shut up & vote for democratic monsters & am blamed for electoral failings of said monsters.
20 years ago I was saying #abolishICE and the good liberals in california ignored me and mocked me. And my democratic congresspeople (Pelosi, boxer, Fienstien, Harris, etc) have been Vichy collaborators, paying for trumps wall, and expanding ICE. And here we are.
A lot of people would be happier if they moved to Idaho.
Did Hitler and Speer go to the same parties? I think not. But both were terrible people. @maddow.msnbc.com @jimacosta.bsky.social
He’s just miffed that the 10 year ban on AI regulation that he paid for did not pass the GOP controlled Congress.
just fools trying to say "both sides are the same" in a new stupid way when it's CRYSTAL-CLEAR not the same one side argues they are not inflicting enough suffering on enough people other side even on their worst day still tries to help all people, even if they sometimes fail pick one, it's easy
His facial expression in literally every photo I have ever seen is "man in a room with a dog and a jar of peanut butter surprised by wife arriving home 90 minutes early"
Was he tweeting from Mountainhead?
So was Eichmann when they lost. Word to the wise there. Maybe fix yourself? Before your Nuremberg?
Left and right, there’s nothing more socially acceptable than bashing democrats
😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Also “But I should be able to have a little fascism, as a treat.”
Funny way of saying you have no friends and everyone hates you How come the other AI Bros didn't invite him to party?
And your own Board kicked you out !
Their bigotry is a deal-breaker for Democrats and they feel too elite to be MAGA, hence the "politically homeless" feelings.
The board kicked him out - employees should have backed that !
I’d like to think that if I became a billionaire I’d be way more comfortable with paying taxes. But it usually seems to go in the other direction.
Yeah, like 20 years ago my dad told me that my husband and I would become more conservative once we were making more money. We make way more now, and it hasn’t made us assholes so far.
I saw how he uses his olive oil, not getting any invites from me 🤣
he can fuck all the way off.
This is exactly what Nazis did with the whole Third Position/ Third Way thing
Boo-hoo
When you frame it as being politically homeless, but you’re really just a social pariah.
Oh FFS
And what, the Dems are the only party with agency to accommodate his shitty worldview and values? Go whine to the GOP and see if they’ll court your soulless center-right pablum or shut the fuck up and get on the right side of history.
🤣Poor babies!
why the theatre? just say you're naturally aligned to the fascists like all the other billionaires. it's so funny when supposedly powerful men care about their popular image
Same way "Centrist" is just shorthand for "Hardline conservative"
lol
Sam cannot conceive of even the smallest loss of status
He’s wrong. He’s a card carrying member of the douche, self-serving, white, rich guy party.
Why can’t these guys just embrace the GOP? Wasn’t he at the inauguration?
lol “concentration camps” vs “free healthcare”, too tough to call; guess I’m homeless
damn where's the free healthcare at, I don't remember that being an option
Because being sad about the government is exactly the same as not having actual safe and reliable shelter.
So, he knows it's morally wrong to do the things Republicans are doing, but $$ $ $$$.
Sam? This is about the olive oil thing, isn't it?
The myth of techbros superior intelligence has totally crashed. All of them are dumb AF.
He needs to be homeless homeless
Trump voter... but rest assured with a frowning emoji
So be politically homeless then. Don't donate money to either party. Vote for a lizard man. It's not anyone else's job to find the dude a political home. If he can't find one with all the money he has, it can't be done.
I’m sure people who are actually homeless can relate
Wow, he feels homeless? That's crazy. Didn't he fucking make his sister homeless?
Here in Texas We are about to lose our shelter because of lack of funding. A lot of people staying here will become homeless 😩😩😩😩
No one is stopping him from moving to West Virginia.
The guy became a billionaire working for something that was supposed to be a non profit for the public good...That burns through 5 billion a year with a confidence scam.
Politically unhoused
He meant politically brainless
Men like Altman, Thiel/Vance, etc, are lost in an Alternate Reality, where they are potential god-kings and the rest of us are a lesser species, sort of like ants that they feel free to step on. If we don't agree with that, then they get mad. They've become raving psychos.
And is a billionaire. Poor lost souls, won’t somebody protect them
Oh what a narrow little world they live in. Matches their minds .
yeah i hate how there’s no political home for me, a private citizen with the technological means and capital to destroy the world in one or two fell swoops
Not just politically homeless: “Trump’s promises to deport criminals en masse appealed to both him and Cynthia” - why does Trump have ANY credibility? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
"Why can't I have zero taxes and zero regulation AND get to hang out with rock stars who aren't Ted Nugent and actors other than Jon Voight? It's not fair! I'm being discriminated against! It's just like racism must have been before Martin Luther King fixed it, but against rich white guys!"
"Data driven" but lies about inconvenient data of red states like Texas Biased "centrist" editors in media all live in bucolic blue state neighborhoods, but control the narrative to pet annoyances of living in cities, not suffering any consequences of red state policies and culture wars they push:
Also weird how “both sides!” always means bashing Democrats.
Did you read the actual source? He's whining about Mamdani. www.cnbc.com/2025/07/04/o...
democrats are literally conservatives
I don’t think you’ve grasped why the media does this.
no i literally do and you don't because you don't actually know what liberals want. you somehow think you are opposed to this.
Once the dems stop punching left, we'll stop hitting back. 😘
You think Sam Altman is hitting back from the left? lmao
No, I think dems who whine when the similarities between the two parties get pointed out are punching left.
Altman isn't even actually whining about "the Dems," he's scared shitless that Mamdani won, as all of the big D donors clearly are
And why do you think it’s being framed as “The Dems have lost the plot?”
By not reading past the headline you've answered your own question
So you read past the headline and didn’t notice that an article framing Altman as a Dem who feels “politically homeless” because “the Dems have lost the plot” didn’t mention that Altman is a Trump donor? Why might that have been left out? You can’t see how knee-jerk Dem bashing also hurts the left?
CNBC is trash, of course they're gonna frame it that way, but clearly you didn't read it & don't understand why. Also considering Mamdani won by 12 points, no, how does it "hurt the left"??
If anything it makes guys like Altman & any Dems who ride the grift of AI & crypto look worse, & they already aren't exactly loved. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
You know Mamdani is a Dem, don’t you? Anyway, to start: 1. False impression that “the left” has taken over the Dem party, 2. Deliberate impression that #1 is bad and harmful because it turns off douchebags like Altman, who
It's usually in response to someone accurately describing the monstrosity and abject cruelty of an official Republican policy
I wish Sam Altman was physically homeless.
Like all techies, they’ll go where the money and the contracts are to feed their wealth ego and power
Man who invents torment nexus sad people don’t like him. Boo hoo.
"Replace all human endeavour with plagiarising and hallucinating robots with no concept of truth or morality whilst simultaneously destroying the environment" sounds quite at home with the Republicans to me.
new euphemism for power-worshipping fascist dropped
Just like Dershowitz, a made-up crisis of their own design.
How dare you imply there's a connection to what he does and technofascism!!! Tech is unrelated to its use cases.... He's gonna podcast soon isn't he. The podcast is coming
They are soulless ghouls who care only about themselves and at this point think entirely in the language of marketing.
He has ALWAYS been horrible, that's how he got to be so rich. 1/25 on X Altman wrote that watching Trump “more carefully recently has really changed my perspective on him,” noting, “I’m not going to agree with him on everything, but I think he will be incredible for the country in many ways!”
Politically homeless means insanely rich and reluctant to pay taxes so you blame liberal policies for leading you to water that you have already been drinking for years.
"People stopped kissing my ass for some reason. This might drive me to the right wing"
Politically spineless is what they mean.
He’s should use some of his net worth, to help the actual homeless. Scumbag.
Politically homeless, but there’s an entire political party devoted to further enriching people who are already obscenely rich, such as yourself. You want empathy? Give away your money.
All of these weirdos need to disappear.
These types of articles are infuriating. There’s a clear divide right now and it’s not time to stand on the sidelines whining. You’re either for disgusting Trumpism or you’re not. It’s not hard.
If Sam Altman had to spend a month living in the Ozarks he would think it was fun and quaint for the first 5 days and then he’d find some lame excuse to fly back to CA because he couldn’t do it any longer
He got what he wanted in the BBB and now he's claiming to not be a part of it.
Sam Altman should be homeless homeless before he starts whining
"Politically homeless." Code for "nutless."
go fash no stash
Trying to buy a primary election and failing is not the definition of being politically homeless.
Here in Texas We are about to lose our shelter because of lack of funding. A lot of people staying here will become physically homeless 😩😩😩😩
Am I homeless? I'm on a perch opposing Trumpist fascism, allied with *anyone* who shares that opposition, but I wouldn't call it a home. The Democratic Party annoys the fuck out of me, but is the best vehicle for meaningful change atm, so I'll support its candidates for now. Viability matters.
And for what it's worth, I'm more of a limited-government libertarian type, not a far-left radical who is annoyed by the Democrats because they don't want to burn shit down. (But I welcome them as allies too!)
what will the dems do without the AI scam man
So is this to say that being homeless is bad and something that people should do something about?????
The rich love to cosplay victimhood.
Here in Texas We are about to lose our shelter because of lack of funding. A lot of people staying here will become homeless 😩😩😩😩
Classic Scooby-Doo move! How did they not see that coming?
Like those 'No Labels' chuds who claimed to be centrist but invariably ran spoiler candidates to help get far right republicans elected.
Every “politically homeless” guy is a tech billionaire who doesn’t want to pay taxes.
Gee, who wouldn't want to invite someone with dead eyes and utterly blunted affect to their 4th of July bash? He makes my skin crawl. There's no humanity inside of whatever bundle of greed meat that is.
Socialists and communists never get big headlines about how they have no representation in politics, and they have actulaly be attacked and targetted, unlike tech libertarians with god complexes
He's just morally homeless
I hope he remains there. Also, if he could get some food and water to our unhoused neighbors that would be great.
to GOOD parties
Lol true
“I’m an evil prick and even I can’t bring myself to side with Republicans.”
Is poor little Sammy still sad that the Taiwanese electronic CEOs called him a "techbro loser" in Hakka, and then wouldn't share their pineapple cakes with him?
Politically Dickless
Yep. Homeless - except for the detail that he’ll support the party that gives him more wealth and harms the most people.
Here in Texas We are about to lose our shelter because of lack of funding. A lot of people staying here will become homeless 😩😩😩😩
"I want to kill everyone around me and none of them wants to be friends with me, life is so unfairs" - these people.
Come to think of it, I've never seen anyone that describes themselves as this advocating for shelters, soup kitchens, tenants' rights and the like
They’ve stolen from me shouts the thief. What a cvnt. 🙄
And a billionaire. Fuck these cash hoarding fucks
they want all the political stances of the GOP with the aesthetics of the Democrats because they love deregulation but find Jason Aldean and Chik-fil-A tacky Elon weirdly was one of the few people to try to bridge that gap with his "dark MAGA" shit, he tried to bend the aesthetic to his preferences
To be fair, that was after perhaps the worst attempt to ape chud aesthetics in recorded history.
I heard Elon Musk is creating a third party. So, hang in there Sam Altman I am sure you won’t be homeless for long.
Eeeewww! You made that bed, don't come crying to anyone when you find out it's lonely and uncomfortable. Elections have consequences, remember?? I struggle to have ANY empathy for people like this.
Call a wahmbulance, Sam
I know people who are politically homeless bc they don’t feel like either party really serves working class people’s needs. But they still get invited to parties.
He has enough money that he could practically do whatever he likes. He has options, but because he can’t literally do anything he likes, he thinks it’s acceptable to remove the few options the disadvantaged have. He is sickening.
why has newscum not sent sfpd to beat the shit out of him yet
I wish he was regular homeless.
F*ck Sam Altman
And they're always the kind of people you would never invite to your party, so they try to sneak their way in anyway and end up getting thrown out the door like they're on Fresh Prince.
He should be “objectively homeless” imho
Right up there with people who put "independent thinker" in their bio.
I’m Working class and love Zohran so both political parties hate the fuck out of me Does this make me a far right winger?
No, but you may be a fangirl.
Impressive amount of whining from an unaccomplished billionaire grifter.
And these are the people who could easily move to a place where they’d be surrounded by their kind. Not everyone has that luxury.
i pray his soul becomes homeless as well
Guy who made everyone's lives markedly worse wonders why he's not invited to the neighbourhood cookout.
He should move to Florida
Your thinking of Elon
he needs to be physically homeless as well tbh
*lifeless
Na', that's letting him off easy.
Make him work in one of his buddy Bezo's warehouses.
No pee bottle
Yes, pee bottle. Just no breaks to empty it. They just switch it with his empty water bottle.
nah he can just wet himself
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Oh, fuck this white, privileged asshole. How about you crawl out of your own asshole and give 3 seconds of real thought to people who are actually homeless or about to be ripped from their homes and sent to a concentration camp?
The secret third thing strikes again
Stupid phrase.
"I just want to put the entire world out of work. why is everyone mad at me?"
I don’t see Gavin Newsom throwing his politics in a dumpster.
I wonder if there's a way to render him "homeless" so he can feel some reality.
Moderates are just conservatives who hide their beliefs so they can get laid
I read it, he's basically whining "I'm really rich but people still don't respect me". Well boo friggin hoo guy
It's such a creepily-constructed term, too. So blatantly: "You libturds feel bad for homeless people, so if I call myself 'homeless', you have to feel bad for me too or else you're a hypocrite."
so he’s a libertarian
A Seymour Skinner by any other name…
Well, Trump broke up with their buddy Musk, so what are they to do?
Just a continuation of the long tradition of the most lockstep right wingers denying affiliation because they're "independent thinkers"
"I love the Republicans, except for the part where they hate me in public; I hate the Democrats, except the part where they love me in public. Why isn't there a party for me?!"
Sam Altman homeless? Can't he crash on his sister's couch? Hold on... I'm being told that he very much cannot crash on his sister's couch.
And they are all so whiny about it
democrats have betrayed me, says morally-devoid conman
Politically homeless that’s rich, when you support the far right which is actively helping make Americas actually homeless. Another example of the mental illness of the right
He should just commit suicide. Poor creature
this is especially funny given that he's always feuding with Elon and Elon just left the White House! did sliding into Trump's DMs with "I'm also a tech billionaire who hates Elon" not work? is the Trump white house not letting him in and that's why he's crying?
None of them could get a prom date and now we all have to suffer.
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“Politically homeless” is a weird way of saying “everyone knows I’m insufferable.”
The Sam Altman who traded his ethics for favoritism with Trump immediately after Trump won? That Sam Altman? The Sam Altman who saw his net worth double after he capitulated to Trump? That Sam Altman? He's just rationalizing his greed and destruction of the environment.
You never hear anarchists or communists use that phrase despite being far less represented than these far right freaks.
And even democratic socialists see their so-called "allies" come out of the woodwork to attack them, see major news orgs publishing hit pieces against them, etc., etc.
Because as much as they dislike Democrats, the far left will usually acknowledge that the Dems are at least not as bad as the GOP. Folks like Altman, in denial about how far right they are, always hesitate to admit that they're closer to MAGA than moderate.
He has the same problem all these tech dipshits have. They have drunk their own koolaid and believe they are uniquely qualified to do anything they want to whomever they want, because they are wealthy, and any attempt to limit them is unacceptable.
They haven’t drunk any kool aid. They are conmen and bigots at heart. And they want money now from Trump and dictators. He is talking his book. Do you think he says this if Dems run all branches of government?
Yeah I’m a leftist and absolutely not a Democrat, but I’m not “homeless” because I know exactly what I believe, who I agree with, and have no shame in articulating those things to anyone who asks.
Ultimately, “society should be structured to distribute its resources fairly, maximize democracy, and preserve human life and the natural world,” isn’t an ideology you ever have to shrink away from!
I know what tradition and whose footsteps I follow in. I suspect most of these people who claim to be politically homeless are the same. They just don't want to admit who their ideological forebearers are. Meanwhile I'm happy to talk about Graeber and Bookchin.
That doesn’t make them representation of any kind.
We have political homes. We make them.
Amazing that DERSH was ground zero for these idiots
I was a lifelong liberal Democrat, and Republican concentration camps and overseas torture prisons outrage me, but if California doesn't lower my income taxes, I will have no choice but to vote for Trump a 4th time.
You got me for a second. Thanks for the early morning rage.
You can move to a red state. You will then understand what your income taxes paid for.
i think that person is being sardonic
I am sincerely flattering @nytpitchbot.bsky.social with blatant imitation.
You know what we do to homeless people in NY and CA
Dems why don't you want to hang out with this pathological liar and conman who's contributing to a political regime that's openly planning to jail and murder you? Super mean of you.
Sooooooooooo weird, yeah~
Politically homeless = “I fucking suuuuuuckkk”
Hey, Sam, if you stop sucking, people won't hate you as much. Or if you just shut the fuck up. Forever.
Rich people are sooooooooooo high maintenance!! 🙄. 🤬 #TaxTheRich #NoKings #resist
Everyone "politically homeless" is always bashing Democrats.
Politically homeless = politically & financially right but aesthetically centrist.
Turns out Nazis aren’t that popular. Go figure!
Funny way of sayin I’m a horrible person and no one likes me but k refuse to change and be a good person. So I hate the side that doesn’t like the fact I’m evil.
One really wonders about the family dynamics that produce these people. Tangentially related… why Bezos’ wedding guest list smacked of an Epstein flight log
tbf the venn diagram between people in power and the lolita express...
Meanwhile.... bsky.app/profile/tami...
Yeah, if they don't want to discuss it, it's always bad, and they know it.
Exactly — being an asshole and feeling oppressed bc you suffer social consequences for being an asshole is basically the absurd burning center of the elitist ‘anti-woke’ freak out and all of the chaos and destruction that it has resulted in over the last several years 😵💫
Sam boils down to: I don't want Nazis but I do want to steal the work of others and bend it to my bank balance without anyone questioning that.
it's more like, I do want Nazis as they make it easier for me to hoard wealth, but I don't want to be called a Nazi
My buddy wants to turn red states into open air prisons that we fire bomb for a few generations while eliminating electricity in the world and converting to an “English language only” world model which also uses his new measurement system somehow. He is politically homeless
Also they're all people who the literal president of the United States of America is bending over backward to impress
You’ve gotta be a pretty garbage human being to be rejected by the ultrawealthy celebrity-class Democrats. Not like they don’t have their share of scumbags.
Yup. He’s one of the evil gays