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Mx. Tiffany Leigh @tiffanyleigh.bsky.social

If we still went by job titles we held 30 years ago like "Mayor Guiliani" did in his bullshit press release I'd be "Assistant Manager at Mad Mike's Supervideo" for the rest of my life

sep 1, 2025, 3:17 am • 230 22

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Mark Nooner @marknooner.bsky.social

He does not keep the title according to etiquette.

sep 1, 2025, 10:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tony!Toni!Toe Knee! @defullshilling.bsky.social

Place went downhill when you left.

sep 1, 2025, 3:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Don't Ask, Won't Tell @melissawoodruff.bsky.social

I would be "Executive Assistant for the Associate Vice President of Finance." even though I held 20 consequent jobs, under much more impressive humans. That was just my sexiest title.

sep 1, 2025, 3:57 am • 0 0 • view
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Joe - the 4DX Experience @makeitunclear.bsky.social

"aspiring fourth grader joe" here, and that title is the entirety of my credibility on national security and constitutional law

sep 1, 2025, 3:38 am • 1 0 • view
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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social

"Tollbooth attendant BBQ" does have a nice ring to it, though

sep 1, 2025, 3:51 am • 2 0 • view
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Kenji @kenji76.bsky.social

I’m spitting. That WAS NOT my job title from 30 years ago although it certainly could have been… 🥴

sep 1, 2025, 9:58 am • 0 0 • view
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Brother’s Keeper @revdrmatt.bsky.social

People better start calling me Lieutenant.

sep 1, 2025, 6:25 am • 0 0 • view
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leebarrx.bsky.social @leebarrx.bsky.social

🤗🤣🤣🤣🫢✋️

sep 1, 2025, 4:23 am • 0 0 • view
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Dystopos @dystopos.bsky.social

I think he may be subject to sanction if he tries to claim his more recent profession.

sep 1, 2025, 4:14 am • 1 0 • view
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Mx. Tiffany Leigh @tiffanyleigh.bsky.social

"Mr. Guiliani" would have worked fine but I get it, it's the narcissism (Bruce Springsteen's "Glory Days" playing in a loop in Rudy's head)

sep 1, 2025, 3:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dystopos @dystopos.bsky.social

One of my Senators (ugh) likes to be addressed as “Coach,” I reckon for similar reasons.

sep 1, 2025, 7:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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pseag.bsky.social @pseag.bsky.social

🤣 Say that!

sep 1, 2025, 3:36 am • 0 0 • view
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Steven Vesci @vescis.bsky.social

Circulation Drone Steven here!

sep 1, 2025, 12:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Aaron @the-aero-engineer.bsky.social

I think it’s what you do when you’re admitting you peaked 30 years ago. He’s basically Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite

sep 1, 2025, 3:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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LastManStanding @jjmbknyc.bsky.social

Dear Assistant Manager Tifanny at Mad Mike's Supervideo, I was one of your previous customers and apologize for never rewinding my video rentals and being super late on ocassion on returning them. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Sincerely, Be Kind and Rewind. 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

sep 1, 2025, 4:01 am • 4 0 • view