Do you think he went to the situation room asking for a nuclear strike on Tehran, and they had to talk him down from it because it's a terrible idea? So now he's just buying time because he's frustrated and indecisive?

Two weeks is code for No. So let's hope that Donald's two weeks decision will never come and the US stays out of the Israel/Iran war.

That's his favorite line, but nothing happens; he's all talk and no action. He's probably TACO again.

It's Iran week

In think he believes 2 weeks is long enough for everyone to forget and move on to the next big whopper that comes out of the gaping hole in his face.

But realistically, this is the way the MSM treats him.

Very true. Fucker gets let off the hook. MSM just rolls onto the next dumpster fire.

I'm thinking it is for his supporters at least

lol yeah but i mean, if he thinks that in 2 weeks everyone will have forgotten he doesn't really understand the hold Israel has on American legacy media just look at the difference between how they treat missiles strikes on Tel Aviv vs Kyiv/Kharkiv this ain't going away any time soon lol

It’s from the movie Money Pit.

Is it infrastructure week yet?

😂😂😂😂

Damnit you beat me to it lol

Bingo!

Putin told him to Butt Put so I imagine everything else is just B-S.

In 2 weeks Trump will change his diaper.

Lol. Yes, his reputed report and any other plans that are still the concept stage that he says will be out in 2 weeks!

"If I had a nickel for every time I heard two weeks...."

By then, it will be decided for him

But he’s the great deal maker.

Because he is the too weak president........

🤣🤣🤣

Cause he’s the TACO man!🤣

Similar in concept to a Friedman Unit

📊 92% of Americans will NEVER be multimillionaires. 🏛️ Yet over 50% of Congress already are. 💰 Citizens United keeps the rich in power and everyone else out. #EndCitizensUnited #PeopleOverProfits

Much less controversial than "Never"

They don't know the word 'fortnight'.

So, never. Well that's a relief.

It's up there with "The check is in the mail.", and "I promise I won't come in your mouth." as the three most common lies men tell.

With his Dementia, soon it will be 15 minutes! He'll forget what he said and he'll repeat it! He will also get angrier and start to snap at people!

When my Dad heard that Trump was going to make a decision in two weeks, his immediate response was to say TACO. I should note that my Dad is British and is terminally offline.

Two weeks is Trump code for - I don't plan to do a damn thing. My brothers code word was " later" which never came unless mom took the video game console away until chores were done.

Same time as the 90 trade "deals."

Because...TACO! And because AMERICA! And because FREEDOM!

Just gotta get through infrastructure week and then they can make a decision

TACO

Two weeks is how long most people will forget about it. And Trump will definitely forget about it by then.

Donnie Two Weeks or Don Due Settimane (his mob name) has publicly stated that two weeks is adequate time for most people to forget what he said. And with him, anyway, he’s always onto the next fiasco.

Something to do with his ovulation cycle and PMS.

Incomprehensible Jizztrumpet Trump thinks we're all part of his latest reality show.

He really thinks America's memory is shorter than that. Many times he's been proven right. Not this time tho.

He probably times it with his regular bowel movement.

"Trump is more predictable on foreign affairs than he or his team understand. If Trump thinks he is picking on a weakling, or an actor who cannot retaliate against the United States, he’ll go through with the attacks. But otherwise, Trump always chickens out." -Daniel Drezner-

Meaning he won't make a decision at all. He will rather wait and see what transpires. For instance: If Israel does something well he will claim credit for it, if they screw it up, he will ignore it. Same goes for if the Iranians get rid of their regime. Then he will have organzied it.

He keeps all propaganda options open for himself, but risks nothing. Thus goes the Trump 'art of the deal'.

Because that is what Trump's administration is... a GD money pit... 🤬

Art and Brad Shirk did it better... two weeks...

I fear this is where he proves that TACO is wrong. He is just narcissistic enough to start a war with Iran to soothe his fragile ego. And, there are no level headed advisors around him to counsel otherwise.

He could have done it days ago. His 2 weeks is capitulation to bad press.

The two week deadline is his MO to date. We'll see. He is so far out of his depth, it is terrifying.

This war would never have happened if Trump had been president...

Let me do some research and I'll get back to you with an answer in the next two weeks.

Because he can only count to two

Why does, say, Bloomberg give this obviously farcical announcement any attention? He’s playing them yet again. Just ignore it.

It's always 'two weeks' with TACO. I guess that's just long enough to distract the media away from expecting his action.

It's pathetic how many Americans worship this billionaire. Blind loyalty to wealth and bravado over substance is a sad reflection of misplaced priorities.

He’s keeping it in his back pocket for the next big scandal or screw up he needs to distract from.

It's always "two weeks"

Taco Thursday.

Universal law

In a regime of 24/7 corruption, it is their only "standard".

You will have concepts of a plan by then.

Two week TACO strikes again!!

It’s just long enough for most people to have forgotten what he said he would do with any clarity. And for things to move on, opening the opportunity for another fortnight. It’s a well practiced methodology.

“And that’s FINAL.” Hahahahahaha. Hah.

He is just hoping somebody will make a better offer in the next 2 weeks…

Planes are going to drop a MOAT (mother of all tariffs) on Tehran.

#2weeks ☝️

I mean sitting through that Barenaked Ladies song once is enough.

He forgot to add “even I don’t know what I’m going to do”

It's not happening.

3 weeks of smoking session can make you forget cigarettes so maybe he’s factoring in American attention span and the fact quitting smoking is freaking hard so… 2 weeks. 🤔

it's the average TACO order delivery time

I’ll answer you…in 2 weeks.

2 weeks out is close enough to sound plausible but, when the time comes, enough in the past as to be vague & forgettable. See "Old news"

He is also going to release his tax return when the IRS audit is complete. It’s only been ten years. So any day now.

Where’s the healthcare plan?

I’m still eagerly awaiting Melania’s immigration/citizenship presser in two weeks.

Narcissists are known for making promises they have no intention of keeping.

We're looking into it...

Maybe he’s gonna think his way outta of it.

This tracks with the Republican alternative to Obamacare. That extra two weeks made all the difference…

Another "Fire and Fury"... One news cycle at a time. No long term plan.

It’s his TV game show host bullshit. “Tune in to our July 4th extravaganza to see who wins and loses” He wants you afraid and angry so he can lead you around by your nose. That’s literally his goal. He wants you triggered. You win if you keep your center. You win if you remember love. Let’s win.

Every crisis he needs to deal with always needs two weeks. Would be good if he dropped dead in two weeks and rid us of this Orange moron menace!

That's great David I would say your. Best

You will be so bigly impressed in 2 weeks when he delivers (check notes... even more notes... still checking, so many damn notes...) something... something... something... Not that there is a known pattern here...

He also shouldn't announce to the world when he's going to come up with the decision, Or that he's going to be the one making this decision.

2 weeks and 90 days are his favorite time lines.

Infrastructure in Iran week

Concepts of a war with Iran.

4th of July=two weeks the ego man wants his stage set

His birthday party was a bust. That's what this is all about.

Ah! The famous two weeks trick...

With the news cycle the way it is, when you postpone anything for two weeks, you are basically postponing it indefinitely.

Two week 🌮

He's an entertainer. This is a reality show to him.

Exactly this. "Stay tuned after these messages from our sponsors for a big, beautiful, amazing reveal that will shock you!"

I’ve been saying that he’s cosplaying being President.

...Too Weak

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It's the theoretical maximum attention span of a Republican voter.

Two weeks is 14 times longer than the average American attention span.

Correct is - too weak Donnie

I don’t want Anonymous to be right

I guess the executive can just get us into wars then.

If he goes through with it n y bet is Friday after the markets close. That’s usually when he makes his move.

Obeying his handler Putin, or taking credit for Israel's work. This must be quite the pickle for him.

They always say 2 weeks and then after 2 weeks is another 2 weeks, meaning: who knows when.

Trump will have concepts of a plan for US military action in Iran in 2 weeks.

It'll be a beautiful plan too. Probably the most beautiful anyone in the history of mankind has seen.

Trump thinks slowly, when at all - usually not at all.

No clue ->

He'll announce his decision during Infrastructure Week, the same day he reveals his healthcare plan.

Takes time for the Nimitz to get there.

Although I don't have much confidence in their execution as the American military is often very destructive, It's our hope and we're afraid that what has happened so far to end up being all for nothing, leaving the Islamic Republic slaughtering Iranians more than ever.

2 more weeks before the health care plan is revealed!