A fallen here to say, we got a spot for Trump and most republicans ready for them. I sleep to the screams of Rush and one of the Koch every night.

That he’s a pedophile?

Fingers crossed

He's not telling us that he watched South Park and he's really scared.

He won’t get into heaven and neither will any of his so called religious supporters!

He’ll has a nice warm spot waiting

Ding ding

He knows he is beyond redemption. The sooner the better.

It's not too late if he repents and changes his ways and accepts Jesus as his Savior. But we know he's not going to do that. It would mean having to give up his money, be nice to people, fire ICE officials, and actually buckling down hard on Putin.

Can you imagine. You do everything you can to get into heaven and halfway through a peaceful afterlife and you just hear that fucking guys voice.

That he’s on the list.

I don't care about him. I do care about his minions going full weekend at Bernies

They don't need to do that, they have JD Vance who happens to be very alive and willing to execute the fascist agenda.

Hopefully that satan has already been in touch about his pending arrival!

He says he’s at the bottom of the totem pole. Interesting choice of words when stairs are more appropriate. But he knows what he’s done. And that’s raping little girls and women as well as being directly responsible for a few murders. Along with breaking all other commandments His stairs lead down

Can you imagine Taco standing at the Pearly Gates whining to St Peter that all these sins are fake news. Spouts his bullshit but then St Peter holds up a copy of the Trump-Epstein Files and says, straight to hell with you asshole. Best ratings ever.

So he thinks he can buy his way into heaven? 😂

He's already disqualified based on what we do know. If your question is concerning his health... I just hope it's serious.

People like Trump only think about things like this when they are really sick and fear they'll soon reach the finish line.

Orchestrating the murder of your best friend to hide your criminal past is frowned upon in heaven. Is my understanding.

I guess raping children did not give him the boost that lasts.

He's an idiot?

Trump should look into Muslim martyr heaven. Might be his kind of place.

The Great American Diminishment has no bottom.

Even Jeffrey Dahmer found God in the end.

It won't be long now David. Still it's too long for us.

Hopefully Epstein haunting him severely when current medical conditions has him pondering afterlife holding Jeffrey’s hand. He surely not nose deep in his upside down waving Bible.

The walking dead. He'll end up like Lee Atwater, begging for public forgiveness once the mental and physical suffering gets worse for him.

He has already showed us, cause he is the devil. Well that and he does rape little girls too

Putin is done with him.

There's little girls in heaven 🚸🍄

This is what he does to get into heaven? Hole E Shit we're fucked.

I think Putin has access to Trump’s actual medical records and said that out loud. The staff may actually know how bad medically Trump is doing and may not be able to hold things together much longer. They are probably worried about the fallout of their actions and how much to set aside for lawyers.

Because heaven is woke?

Telling us plenty, imo

youtu.be/d4LdUQzCPPM?...

Because of the deal he cut with the devil? He’s not the only Republican with that problem.

Send him to The Good Place!

That his Master gave him a timeline.

He’s so in the Epstein files and he’s (hopefully) on his way out very soon.

Hopefully that he’s dying. But also, he’s a child f*cker.

He is concerned about dying. So something going on with his health.

Heaven or hell? Seriously? He'll fade away into the universe just like the rest of us. However, thinking that he's going to hell somehow gives me a strange feeling of satisfaction.

He probably hopes that the Nobel Peace price opens his doorway to heaven. 🤣

Trump knows that his health is failing and that he’s dying. It’s his mortality showing.

Where is mouth isn't, the bruises on his hands and his giant cankles sure are... It can't happen soon enough

I'm very surprised he'd believe in heaven.

He doesn’t have to tell us… We have eyes to see it!

He is telling us what we all know is the truth! I am sure there is a very special place in hell for him, right next to his buddy Epstein!

So he can make it non DEI?🤔

He is dying?

Please don’t excite me like that!

🙏🙏🙏

Good news, bad news: one villain’s gone… only to be replaced by another.

I don't understand it, but Krasnov holds a power, dare I say charisma, over his maga cultists. Does Vance have the same following? Asking as an outsider

If Vance continues Trump’s cruelty agenda against the people MAGA hates, he’ll be accepted by them.

Agree, JD will be worse!

The only positive is that he has impulse control.

Maybe. He's still obsessed with power and its perks, he'll charm, cheat, and claw his way to the top—no scruples, no shame, just ambition unchecked.

Light the signal fires!

I thought he had already bought his way in? Had a golden escalator (vs a plain ordinary stairway).

Dante’s ghost is currently writing a new Circle of Hell just for him.

That he responsible for multiple deaths of imprisoned “immigrants “

I wonder if anyone has told him that he fits the bill perfectly.

Please make it happen soon.

He's scared that he's going to hell.

34 or something Republican led states approved of child marriage...let that sink in.

He has not worked out yet how to sue God if he does not let him in.

Trump isn't religious or spiritual in any sense of either word — never has been. What he IS, though, is demented. We're quite used to his disjointed, unintelligible remarks, but what's new is how frequently he comes out with them now.

If there’s a heaven, and that’s a big heaven, it’s not a place built for people like my sweet little mom, and people like the cretinous Donald Trump.

He's afraid he'll end up in Trump Devil's Tower?

He knows he's a bad person and a crook and a pedophile on a rapist and all of those things should make it where he doesn't get in heaven if there is one.

That he thinks his polling numbers with Evangelicals could use a bump?

He's got the wrong destination.

Trump... like he thinks Heaven is some sort of transactional agreement ? 🤣

I hope heaven has an hourly tour bus that takes folks to hell so they can watch Donnie and his admins suffer. That would be nice.

He is realizing that he needs something like a Nobel Prize to compensate for violently raping kids, and killing his best friend Jeffrey Epstein.

Send Donald Trump to hell and tell him that it is Heaven.

I don't think it would worry him, what with all that sodomy and debauchery going on

I keep hoping that I turn on the news in the morning and hear that he …

That his handler goes on and on about legacy and being remembered as a demigod and now he wants to lay that footprint. Maybe he had a health scare or two which plays a role.

satan visited him recently and said "no backsies. your tepid soul is mine".

He raped little girls.

Hmm. Yeah. My understanding is that its difficult to get into heaven if you rape little children. Its considered a negative. Go figure.

Soon trump will say “A lot of people say I should run heaven- frankly I SHOULD be god. We’re looking at it, will have a plan in 2 weeks. 1st thing I’ll do as god is get rid of the RADICAL LEFT lunatics playing harps-so WOKE! Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE HEAVEN GREAT AGAIN”

My late mother-in-law used to say all the time: “Every night I pray God takes that man.” The problem is that I don’t think God wants him.

That's the BEST!!

Hell will reject him too so I guess he'll haunt us forever.

If his life decisions warrant heaven, the bar is very LOW!

Heart disease, liver is shot, vascular dementia, which explains why he's talking more off the wall redicouless bullshit then ever before, I give him 6 months to a year.

Is #Trump worried that #God has seen the #Epstein files? and/or that God sees everything Trump is doing (like elf on the shelf)? We should keep promoting the Judgment day thing; make Trump worry about his sins & how God will be pissed That will rattle DJT, maybe even make him stop his evil deeds

youtu.be/kPnv75xgesk?...

What is the opposite of the Meidas Touch, the Minus Touch? Well the Orange Felon has it. Whatever he touches turns to Shit!

In Mark 10:25, and Luke 18:25, where Jesus states, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.".

If there is a heaven, he’d be near the top of their block list

At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter is the ultimate gatekeeper. Yeah, Trump has to be on the ‘No Entry’ list."

So… you’re telling me there’s a list…?

That he is going to burn in hell?

He should be concerned because if he believes in a Christian heaven he acts nothing like what Jesus commanded his followers to do.

Assuming the rules for getting in involve following the teachings of Jesus Christ I suspect a lot of devout Christians aren't getting in either.