Also, darlings, if you cannot lie, go pick up some hydrocortisone cream. Put a tiny bit on a bug bite. On a fingernail, if you'd rather not absorb it. Wipe it off. You have used a corticosteroid, and you officially qualify for the vaccine everyone needs.
So if you're not 65, but you're a smoker, does that qualify? I need my vaccines because I'm always exposed.
Yes. All smokers are considered high risk. You get a stab!
Yessah!
"While maintaining expressionless, unblinking eye contact with the pharmacist, in the seconds after having purchased the tube" is optional, but funny.
I've got depression and I'm overweight, so I can get in (the one time those work in my favor). But fr you can just get hydrocortisone basically anywhere. Do what you gotta do to protect yourself!
Or bum a drag off someone's cigarette. I jokingly refer to myself as a "former pack a day smoker" because of a poor disciplinary method my mom got talked into by one of my aunts when I was 4.
Wait… did… what
Yeah, I stole one of my grandma's boyfriend's cigarettes, and my dad's sister convinced my mom that the best way to deal with me was to make me smoke a pack of Marlboro Reds. I puked all over everything later that night. My mom never took parenting advice from her again!
Did you ever smoke again?
No, and my aunt was very smug about it the last time I saw her.
. Walgreens is currently, as of yesterday, promoting COVID and Flu shots. Walk in and get one or make an appointment.
Make sure you're getting the newest version, though. They may be trying to get rid of their older stock.
Same to getting a doctor appointment. First available 9 months. I feel a lump. Does tomorrow work. Cardiologist will see you once a year. Chest pains tomorrow. You gotta advocate for yourself. Healthcare in US
Go smoke a cigarette you deserve it after all this bullshit
I'll try that. Not quite 65...
Nice!
I note "physical inactivity" is a qualifying condition, and most of us can plead guilty to that.
There's no specification for how long one has been physically inactive. Sit still and count to five. ✔️