Unfortunately I don’t have enough DNA from my ancestral past to make my big toes opposable so they don’t match the fingers in my case. 🤷‍♂️

There is no substance simultaneously more comical and disturbing to imagine intelligent life being made of than meat.

Yeah, why is meat so gross haha

Really just tentacles with bones

I never stub them on anything, and therefore they cannot be toes. They are simply not frustrating enough.

Now I’m thinking about how much creepier Salad Toes would have been. Thank you.

counterpoint: toes are really short fingers that's why in Portuguese they're called "fingers of the feet"

this is also true

One more fun fact. Are horse legs just fingers? From the perspective of evolutionary and developmental biologists, a horse’s hoof is literally a giant middle finger.

In Portuguese we call toes “feet fingers”