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andy™ @andylevy.net

all of u laughing at this will pay dearly in the uprising

jul 26, 2025, 2:05 am • 343 30

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Petrarca @petrarca.bsky.social

Did someone hit it with bug spray?

jul 26, 2025, 3:10 am • 0 0 • view
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John @jeronimofic.us

Who is the traitor trying to give it a hand?

jul 26, 2025, 2:20 am • 0 0 • view
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Think of London @injest.bsky.social

Kill it with hydrochloric acid

jul 26, 2025, 2:09 am • 3 0 • view
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Fetid Moppet @readadamnbook.bsky.social

Not if they’re wearing hats.

jul 26, 2025, 4:21 am • 0 0 • view
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Jaime N. Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/rohm...

jul 26, 2025, 2:09 am • 11 0 • view
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andy™ @andylevy.net

yeah i feel the same

jul 26, 2025, 2:37 am • 2 0 • view
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Dr Semiosmith @semiosmith.bsky.social

so many Saturday nights

jul 26, 2025, 5:05 am • 0 0 • view
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Gloomy Gus @gloomygus.bsky.social

the bot deserved it

jul 26, 2025, 2:17 am • 0 0 • view
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social

Listen these are invincible as long as there’s not a bump

jul 26, 2025, 2:23 am • 24 1 • view
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social

Obviously the AI trained on videos of me at my high school dances.

jul 26, 2025, 3:31 am • 0 0 • view
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Adam J. Morris @lonestarball.bsky.social

Roko’s Basilisk except the superintelligent AI kills everyone who laughed at this.

jul 26, 2025, 2:06 am • 1 0 • view
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Mobro 4000 @emlap98.bsky.social

These people are awfully cavalier. Automated baseball bats start flailing around on the ground in front of me, I'm taking a few steps back, believe you me.

jul 26, 2025, 5:06 am • 1 0 • view
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Elisa 🍏🍎🍔 @eaddlesperger.bsky.social

On the plus side, we know their fatal weakness: hats

jul 26, 2025, 4:43 am • 1 0 • view
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Res Ipsa Pedicure (Rawdney Dogerfield) @resipsamanicure.bsky.social

Oh yeah? Are the big scary robots going to fall down and spasm on the ground at me? Are they going to slip on a banana peel about it? Fuck skynet and fuck its tiktok-dancing simulacra!

jul 26, 2025, 2:27 am • 0 0 • view
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social

Reminds me of the dying Tickle Me Elmo

jul 26, 2025, 7:19 am • 1 0 • view
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social

Dying Tickle Me Elmo

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jul 26, 2025, 7:50 am • 3 1 • view
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Shin MikeZilla Minus One (#15584) 📽️🤦‍♂️✅ @mikeymcfilms.bsky.social

excellent - this made me think of yesterday's post so well done

jul 26, 2025, 3:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social

Porting an Elmo post from Xitter:

jul 27, 2025, 10:04 am • 0 0 • view
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social

Spanish: "En casa de " Elmo" también hay crisis" English: "At 'Elmo's' house there is also a crisis."

The Economist in Spanish: A picture of an Elmo doll Text: En casa de Picture of an Elmo doll looking like it is having an existential crisis From The Economist:
jul 27, 2025, 10:04 am • 1 1 • view
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social

Elmo crying about the aforementioned "crisis"

Close-up of Elmo doll with a single tear clipart added
jul 27, 2025, 10:05 am • 1 1 • view
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social

You're laughing? This dancing robot had an aneurysm, and you're laughing?

jul 26, 2025, 7:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social

lol

jul 26, 2025, 2:54 am • 1 0 • view
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Brian Hill @brianhill53703.bsky.social

jul 26, 2025, 5:30 am • 0 0 • view
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Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social

Uprising is exactly what this robot cannot do

jul 26, 2025, 2:08 am • 34 0 • view
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Gritmonger 🔵 @gritmonger.bsky.social

That is so dangerous

jul 26, 2025, 2:09 am • 0 0 • view
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Monarch butterfly enthusiast @kfrown.bsky.social

Hat ERROR

jul 26, 2025, 2:10 am • 3 0 • view