One can only hope…
...and brucellosis
TBC.
It wouldn't do for our health secretary to get sick! He needs to drink some raw milk every day, it has the nutrients a body needs!
Everyone is rooting for the raw milk here, right?
Rootin' as much as they'll be tootin'.
never thought I’d die fighting next to listeria
An unlikely ally for sure.
Mmhmm
this is freak shit
Totally normal milk glasses
wat da fuck
More more more more
Shooters. Of milk. So masculine. Swoon
At least they weren’t using straws.
I’m cheering for the list of diseases, here. I’m sure I’m not the only one. I don’t want him to die, but seeing him with a rampant case of the shits and vomiting…? That thought makes me warm and fuzzy inside.
It looks like he’s drinking semen
I hope they get all of that and more.
Rooting for that E. coli
Here’s hoping.
🤞
‘celebrated’ Bless their hearts. May they get what’s coming to them.
Jesus Christ man, what the fuck are we doing
Hopefully, they gets all of them.
Cheers 🐮🥛”Bovine tuberculosis, caused by Mycobacterium bovis (M. bovis), is a globally distributed chronic disease of animals. The bacteria can be transmitted to HUMANS via the consumption of unpasteurised (raw) milk, thus representing an IMPORTANT PUBLIC HEALTH RISK.”
Thank you. M. bovis has been eliminated from US cattle with the exception of four counties in Michigan. But definitely an important risk elsewhere.
A successful achievement from the US… but temporary. To keep infections or outbreaks under control it is important to sustain the current health & safety programs, testing, reporting, data, CDC/NIH/FDA staff, research, laboratories… and maybe awareness🙄 (like from the “health” leaders).
USA eliminated measles in 2000, yet here we are.
Real men drink raw milk by the gallon, not this wimpy little shot bullshit.
Love that for them
Let's hope for a bit of all of them at the same time for both 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
* Elon Musk frantically staggering into the White House and screaming * “Has anyone seen my IVF samples??!!!”
😭
Narrator: That ain’t milk.
Oh my fuck!
Look at this bizarre performative attention seeking weirdo stuff and ask yourself what have we become as a nation? What’s the point? What is the end result of trying to discredit any and all medical science that has led up to this moment in history?
The point is to discredit real science and all expertise, so people will begin to distrust valid sources and facts. See "Both sides are the same". Discredit facts, and the liars, aka the T**** administration and the rest of the Republican Party, can continue to claim that their lies are the truth.
And if a bunch of people die along the way, that's a sacrifice they're willing to make.
Meanwhile, RFK and all of his family have every vaccination possible and are boiling that milk before they drink it. I wouldn’t be surprised if he somehow faked the location of the river scene.
In photos I've seen, I recognize an area where they were on Rock Creek between the Nat Park Svc horse training grounds and P Street Beach (5min drive or 15min walk from the White House).
I was thinking the same thing. There's no way it wasn't boiled, cooled, and put in those glasses.
Massive holdings in the supplement industry, if I had to guess without looking anything up
Produce death?
SNL is off for 3 months Kudos to these 2 morons Am I watching the Netflix series House of Horrors?
That’s the guy that drank his own piss, yeah?
I saw the name Saladino and looked in my files. It is not he... Joey is the one who live streamed himself drinking his own very FRESH piss, donned a Nazi arm patch and then ran for congress. They seem related given Paul drinks raw milk and eats meat/organs/testicles. Gout food 4 the win!
lol, same shit different pile. Got it, ty!
He survived the sewage dip he will survive this.
I'm hoping the sewage, brain worm and the raw milk pathogens join together and take him out soon.
Yeah, it's semen.
Come on, karma, do your thing.
No rational human being who has ever been to a farm that raised cows would so much as even CONSIDER drinking raw milk.
Then again, I guess he DID swim around in raw sewage.
Yup! My grandparents ran one of those sweet little family dairy farms they like to wax poetic about. Well cared for, hand raised, pasture-roaming cows. Absolutely covered, constantly, in filth and shit and flies.
I mean, sure, they cleaned the udders before they were milked... By misting them casually with an iodine solution from a manly plastic bottle... And thats it.
And the milk we drank from those cows? Boiled first because of fucking course you don't drink it raw. Homemade pasteurization
I'm all for letting them drink gallons of the stuff
how none of these have done their fucking job and infected these two?
And yet somehow these fuckers will never get sick from all this.
If they do, they'll hide it
And have access to the best medical care on Earth
its probably not even raw milk. these people are performative jackasses.
What dumb asses! And don’t forget the risk of Guillain-Barre Syndrome after a Campylobacter infection
One silver lining, he might potentially die from it and we will all be free from this health care disaster of a man.
Why do you build me up, Buttercup, just to let me down?
They should also stop using seat belts since it is mandatory. Real MAGA people are not taking woke orders. Real MAGAs are freeee.
The fact that we know that conservatives would be obnoxious assholes about seat belts that they were introduced in recent years.
They were just as obnoxious about seatbelts, they also had a huge problem with being told they couldn't drink while driving. youtu.be/pXr7cCGpgkk?...
You rock Liza!
Also take the safety trigger off of guns. A real gun owner is responsible enough to not pull the trigger.
Think we're going to get lucky?
Exactly my thought
The man eats road kill and bathes in raw sewage. He's just built different.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That, but he believes it unironically. He thinks "healthy" people don't get sick or die. It's eugenics.
In the most literal sense he is technically not wrong. You can’t get sick and be healthy. Being sick means you aren’t healthy. But that is like saying dry people aren’t currently swimming.
If there is a God they have the perfect opportunity to do something hilarious.
🤞
At this stage, after years and years of informing consumers about the risks, we can only repeat ourselves and let these adults face the natural selection of species.
God, it's me again... If you please... 👀
When you're so contaminated with disease, toxins, parasites and junk, what's one more shit cocktail?
RFK Jr is a charlatan!
Hope he gets sick with one of those pathogens (or more)
Never thought I'd be rooting for food poisoning for someone in Year of our Lord 2025, but here I am
For their next trick, the two flew to Flint, MI, to drink water directly from an outdoor hose. 🫤
Come on raw milk, do your thing
That's a dangerous thing to do by people who are supposed to know better. How about medium to rare chicken next?
We could fill Trumpett tacos with rare Chicken!
Hell yeah... any day
No writers room could come up with this stuff again and again...even though it's a hell induced fever dream.
Let him drink it ‘till his hearts content.
Fingers crossed!
Time for govt to provide ample supply of raw milk and remove seat belt laws. Let nature run its course if people refuse to believe in science.
Why is everything- and I mean everything - related to MAGA either disgusting, violent, related to private bodily functions, grifting, or all of the above?
Please please please please please please pretty please please 🙏 please 🙏 please 🙏
🤞🤞
The report with missing and/or incorrect citations bc it was written with AI 😅
They look like they’re drinking jizz- which would be less harmful. 👍
Here’s hoping they get all of them.
Lovely couple. 🤣 rationalwiki.org/wiki/Paul_Sa...
It’s probably not even raw milk but has been pasteurized- they’ll say it is but…
That's what I think. Or their think it isn't, but it actually is, like the kitchen concealing the vegetables in Trump's meals 🙃
Nah, Kennedy's fully bought in on this crap. That said, don't hold your breath for them to get sick, because I'd lay odds the place where HE gets it is spotless.
Possibly but the Secret Service likely wouldn’t allow a potential biohazard in there.
I mean - at that level, *people* a biohazard. They don't get to control everything everyone does, nor (I expect) do they particularly care about what RFK or a podcast host drink. It's not like drinking it automatically makes you sick and contagious
Same dipshit who says children don’t need vaccines but vaccinated his own kids?? He’s a delusion a minute. Of course he’d lie about milk.
Come on, microorganisms; now's your chance to do something hilarious...
🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Please! Drink more! Don’t stop!
Looks like they're slamming jizz shots. 👀🤢
A FREAK with BRAIN WORMS is running the Dept of Health. Good Lord!
He has to be lucky every time. The bacteria and viruses only have to be lucky once.
Exactly!
If only the right dudes would conveniently take themselves out of the game
Boy, his family must be embarrassed
Here's hoping
I was thinking the exact same thing
Hope it kills them.
To prove fealty to Elon Musk, all members of his club must drink a sample of his semen.
🤢ew
Looks like ejaculate.
Trump killed your grandparents during COVID. Now he's coming for you.
Here's hoping they get sick and fucking die of the diseases they're trying to inflict on all of us.
Let's go, Salmonella, E. coli, Campylobacter and Listeria! Come on!. Go for them!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
May he get it all 😈
FYI. Don’t drink raw milk or give it to your kids. realrawmilkfacts.com/real-life-st...
“Undulant fever” = brucellosis. Great aunt Stella got it from drinking raw milk on her family farm in the 1920s. She had joint pains for years afterwards.
I'm sure that's safe, pasteurized milk, they are putting a show to get away with it.
Unfortunately I think RFK Jr has a sincere enthusiasm for raw milk. Elsewhere he has expressed skepticism about the germ theory and the belief that infections don't afflict "healthy" people.
Oh? Damn, that's WORSE.
lol
This is not hyperbole: medieval doctors had a better understanding of contagion than our Secretary of HHS.
Yeah but medieval doctors didn't hold shares in companies that profit from people's chronical illnesses
My dog has a better understanding of medicine.
A caterpillar does.
Liberty Lumps
Darwinism
Ha ha ha. I came here to say that!
Maybe he’ll get another brain worm, or perhaps mad cow disease .
Nah, you can't catch mad cow disease twice ... :)
We can certainly hope one or more of those hazards come through for us.
More of this please. Make it a White House visitor hazing tradition.
enjoy the diarrhea, RFK Jr.
What a bunch of misinformed, narcissistic, frat boy wannabes. Truly there is no bottom for these miscreants.
he is a ghoul so i think he's immune to disease
It would ve a shame if all those old, feable members of government got something like that......
🟰🤞🏻🤞🏻
We should be so lucky
When I was young in the sixties I drink milk just hot from the cow. It was a hundred meters from my house and I bought it 20c (0.10€) liter. It was very good and nutritive. Just after we boil it. And can keep it in the fridge. I never be ill at this time and now no more.
Si tu l'as bouilli il n'était plus "raw"
Ben non je le buvais et APRÈS on le faisait bouillir. Il était encore chaud sorti du pis lorsque j’allais le chercher.
Miam
@mcbazacophd.bsky.social
🤮
Darwin, take the wheel!
Raw bull milk shooters
Raw milk of amnesia or cream of cyanide?
chug chug chug! let’s let natural selection work its magic!
Ten bucks says the milk they’re drinking is pasteurized although he did sit in rock creek, so I could be wrong
bingo. no way are they risking their health, they're just paving the way for deregulation
RFKJR is one of the few people that walks the walk with his insane belief system. If he found out a staffer had switched his precious milk, he'd be outraged, and probably stage a photo op of himself directly sucking on a cow's teat so there was no ambiguity.
*camera shot opens to grainy night vision footage of RFK Jr. and Tom Green giving dome to a cow's tiddies in Tom Green's parents living room at 3:45AM*
Are you sure? He is anti vaccine but vaccinated his children
He did, and that's one of the reasons why he fell down the anti-vax pipeline. He's convinced that a vaccine is responsible for his son's nut allergy.
I know. I was trying to point out to the poster I responded to that RFK does not walk the talk. Another example, he claimed he was not anti vaccine during the confirmation hearing, but then look at what he has done.
are you sure? why do you believe him?
I'd believe it because RFK was a weird freak growing up. There was a period of time as a teen he'd regularly hang out at the carrion pit near his school that was used by local farmers to dump their animal carcasses. Bobby seemed to revel in how that freaked out his more preppy classmates
The influencer probably brought in and they're liars at the best of times.
They're drinking each others semen, someone mentioned in the Netherlands.
Yes! Make it so!
Have these folks ever seen an actual cow being actually milked? I'm pretty sure they have not.
Bound to be some cow shit in that milk too.
Oh but I'm sure it came from a single family farm with just one sweet cow who is kept like a pet and bathed daily and therefore is perfectly safe. Just like they believe grandma used to drink growing up, as a special favorite treat after the funeral of a sibling from... Something.
Vegas odds of them, esp Worm Brain getting one of those?
Switching from Koolaid to milk shots great idea for a cult!
One can only hope.
Fingers crossed, all of the above.
God I hope he drinks as much raw milk as possible. Pass it around the entire administration in fact, don't worry about refrigeration.
Hope he gets them all
Que putos subnormales.
Sadly, these guys always beat the odds (or have enough money to hide while they cure the illness). Ugh. We have entered a deliberate age of trampling science.
Still waiting on the "find out" stage of fucking around.
Looks like they're drinking each other's cum.
Came here to suggest something similar!
Nothing wrong with that. I’m more upset that—if it’s in glasses—they didn’t actually go all the way. Those cowards.
I have to disagree a little I think there's something very wrong with swapping cum with RFK, there's no way that guy isn't chock full of disease, he is literally a bug chaser
True, I meant on principle.
Yes, raw cum as a food source is as bad of an idea as raw milk 😂
Sorry dude, I don’t care which way you swing, but drinking cum out of a shot glass is just nasty. 😂
I agree…out of a shot glass.
we don't gotta get homophobic, these weird shits are straight. don't bring my people into this.
also last time I checked if the actual number of people on this planet, straights are drinking way more cum than gay people. just because gay people do something doesn't make it homophobic, my friends that are gay who saw this had the exact same reaction, cum swap
just you know there's a lot of gay people who don't like drinking cum either, stop being so insincere with your outrage
I’m not sure how this is homophobic
"these guys are drinking each other's cum which is gay which is gross"
We both know they didn’t say that
it's subtext, just as the "Elon Musk is Trump's Side Chick" stuff has gross implications if you think about it. but I'm not going to convince anyone, just needed to say my piece. later.
What Maddy says 👆👆
Absolutely…but it is kinda the color of cum 😂
That's exactly what I thought was happening 😅
That's safer.
👏👏👏👏
I can't believe in the year 2025 I'm rooting for listeria and E.coli to be the surprise heroes of our time. #AreTheyDeadYet
That's not milk
Those test tubes make it look more like they are celebrating after closing down a sperm bank.
O boy.
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Come on tuberculosis do the lord's work
Listeria isn’t dangerous at all :::sarcasm:::
Don't give me hope.
Hope they’re still shitting themselves…
And brain worms.
Scrolled down to find this
Louis Pasteur is rolling on the gold streets laughing.
3-2-1 until explosive diarrhea
I hope they both get salmonella and shit their guts out.
Here's hoping they get really sick soon!
These people have never seen a cow in the wild.
Let's hope he gets all three diseases.
RFK Jr., conspiracy monger, brain worm host, grey lukewarm bacteria milk advocate…
Please, RFK, get avian flu, please, please, please...
I don’t believe it. I think they’re lying.
What is the object on Saladino’s lapel?
Wireless mic i assume
Checks out. I guess RFK has one too? Can’t recognize the branding.
It's a DJI lav mic. Made in China! www.amazon.ie/DJI-Lavalier...
Looks like this microphone www.dji.com/mobile/mic
fine product of us and a
LAV mic
That will show us
I'm begging to wonder if this clowder of craven is something other than human? Crazy, right?
Beginning ugh
Don’t know about him But Stephen Miller is at least 50% bat
I came here to say just that 😀 Natural Selection in action.
I have to admit, campylobacter sounds fun.
One of my buddies drank some raw milk and had to go to the hospital twice. These clowns are hurting people by playing on their insecurities.
Influenzer rather than influencer?
It’s eugenics for the poor & dumb. Let disease wipe out the poor & stupid leaving just a surviving stronger healthier master race to populate the planet with N. Europeans. They forget what a great leveller unmanaged childhood disease is
Natural selection in real time. An “influencer” & a nepo-fraud celebrate the production of a pseudoscientific, AI generated report that ignores germ theory by drinking pathogen smoothies. Instead of Darwin & Pasteur you’re getting Galton & Davenport.
Can only hope the Darwinism plays out
Fucking nasty. They should eat their meat and fish raw too.
Drink up, weirdos
2 fools, 1 cup
About as healthy as downing a shot of Elon's jizz
fingers crossed 🤞
Fingers crossed.
🤣 same thoughts exactly!
Toes crossed, too.
Eyes crossed
My thoughts as well
Omg same. “Raw milk has the opportunity to do something really funny.”
MAHA gone WOKE, drinking cum on live TV!
These people are so fucking dumb that they confuse pasteurization with homogenization
Lets hope he will get the full collection.
I honestly hope it bites them hugely. I never wish ill against anybody, but it's time to unleash the hounds of hell.
Ping @tpwky.bsky.social, we need more episodes about milk. Or - they need to listen in the White House
Either he was faking it or his reckless stupidity is going to take care of him sooner rather than later.
I mean it already got him a brain worm
Joni - well we’re all going to die anyway.
Quizá hace falta haber visto la serie para apreciar el intenso rechazo que me inspira ese gif
I hope all that was in those glasses.
Drink up fellas! Heck, toss in a raw egg to give it some extra punch.
To quote Joni Ernst, “Well, everyone is going to die”
Was that just her own campaign promise or a plank in the GOP platform?
She's doubling down on it...currently strolling around a cemetery making super condescending quips that include tooth fairies
I hope they got the shits.
Torcendo pelas bactérias
Cows are dirty animals. The feed mean they all have sloppy bowel movements. Diarrhoea. The cows don’t understand or care about milk quality. The udders are at the poop end of the cow. The cups have a vacuum that sucks material in. Accidents happen.
What an ass.
RFK said fill it up with milk, but the aid filled it with bull semen with a milk top-off.
Pretty sure they drinking pasteurized milk but saying otherwise, they don't put themselves at risk but expect you to do it
This is Obama “drinking” the water in Ferguson, only worse, somehow?
I accidentally swapped Obama's public GFYs to midwest cities. It was Flint's water, but Ferguson's legal murder by police.
Good maybe natural selection will finally catch up with this microwaved hot dog in a suit
At least they might fix the problems their causing if they keep that up
Drink up!
I’m keeping my fingers crossed.
We live in the absolute STUPIDEST timeline… 🙄
And Americans willing signed up for it!
Only 48.4% of voters!
That’s not remotely comforting, it’s actually really fucked up, and then include the idiots that stayed home. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Yup.
*willingly
"Hazards of raw milk include Listeria, Salmonella, Campylobacter, Yersinia, E. coli O157:H7, and now-- avian flu." Well, let's hope for the best.
The worst failure of Trump was him not personally dying of covid.
I just noted you forgot bovine TB...I forgot brucellosis.
All of those at once would be just fine with me. Drink up guys.
Please please please please please please please
PLEASE. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. GOOD LORD, IF THE UNIVERSE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR, PLEASE DO THE FUNNIEST THING EVER.
Fingers crossed!
Kennedys need to Kennedying asap
this time the assassin is brain worm-influenced footgunning
You've heard "What doesn't kill you..." For him, "What doesn't kill you makes you crazier."
btw- don't think that Trump can't find someone worse... Don't challenge him pls.
Good point!
And toes too !
I’d bet large sums of money it’s highly vetted raw milk.
It’s pasteurised
Normalizing self harm from the Secretary for it. #SameEnergy bsky.app/profile/fang...