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Arkady Martine | Dr. AnnaLinden Weller @byzantienne.bsky.social

the Eurovision semifinalists must select the new Pope the cardinals of the church must sing.

apr 23, 2025, 12:58 am • 395 75

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Wren @mizsma.bsky.social

I'm not gonna say this would heal the world, but it would be a lovely bandaid and a kiss on the head while being hugged in a fuzzy blanket.

apr 23, 2025, 3:59 am • 1 0 • view
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Tristan Salazar @ofnadwy.bsky.social

Now I know the plot for @catvalente.bsky.social’s 3rd SPACE OPERA book

apr 23, 2025, 1:27 am • 2 0 • view
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danger and dance @jai-dit.bsky.social

‼️ This is how I found out there was a second.

apr 23, 2025, 2:03 am • 1 0 • view
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social

I bet some of those cardinals sing like fucking angels

apr 23, 2025, 1:01 am • 1 0 • view
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Diane with the croppy jackey (snake arc) 🐍 @blopeep.bsky.social

The costumes alone …

apr 23, 2025, 2:05 am • 2 0 • view
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Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com

…and when a new pope is selected…

apr 23, 2025, 1:01 am • 8 0 • view
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Youichi Hophop @youichihophop.bsky.social

We need Italy's Eurovision entry to turn up wearing Cardinal outfits, to cross the streams.

apr 23, 2025, 7:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Akimon @akimon.bsky.social

Double Trouble Tonight!

apr 23, 2025, 5:57 am • 0 0 • view
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PonderOsa @rockintheroad.bsky.social

This is the way.

apr 24, 2025, 12:15 am • 0 0 • view
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Miss Appropriated @distantduck.bsky.social

The cardinals must form a boy band and whoever outperforms the rest (either via costume, performance, singing skills or all 3) wins.

apr 24, 2025, 2:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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Christina Orlando @cxorlando.bsky.social

would watch the shit outta this

apr 23, 2025, 12:59 am • 4 0 • view