okay apparently we're all having Cubist Boob Weather for the forseeable future
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That’s Mother Nature for you.
may 5, 2025, 2:17 am • 7 0 • view
Cubist?
may 5, 2025, 8:30 am • 1 0 • view
Boobist
may 5, 2025, 10:49 am • 1 0 • view
yes, clearly more expressionist in style 😤
may 5, 2025, 1:56 pm • 0 0 • view
mother nature, amirite?
may 5, 2025, 2:31 am • 1 0 • view
chance of titty twisters
may 5, 2025, 5:20 am • 5 0 • view
She is called mother earth for a reason. Have you ever check the hips on the Atlantic. Satellite knows what's up.
may 5, 2025, 11:02 pm • 2 0 • view
*Boobist
may 5, 2025, 5:54 am • 8 0 • view
FUCK
may 5, 2025, 6:35 am • 1 0 • view
I am right in the middle of the center on the right 😭😭
may 5, 2025, 2:12 am • 0 0 • view
Kinda looks like continental US is getting a psychedelic mammogram 😄
may 5, 2025, 1:48 pm • 4 0 • view
No WAAY!
may 5, 2025, 1:25 am • 0 0 • view
America. Forbidding. Aloof. Terrifying… www.ulrikchristensen.dk/scripts/mont...
may 5, 2025, 9:01 am • 0 0 • view
may 5, 2025, 4:16 am • 0 0 • view
"Upper Level Pattern" I see what you did there, WAAY 31 Stormtracker guy.
may 5, 2025, 10:25 am • 1 0 • view
Art!
may 6, 2025, 1:06 am • 0 0 • view
No wonder hey stick out.
may 5, 2025, 12:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Are they 'Loser' nipples?
may 5, 2025, 9:30 am • 0 0 • view
circleboobs @haloise.bsky.social
may 5, 2025, 3:29 am • 1 0 • view
may 5, 2025, 4:35 am • 1 0 • view
🤣
may 5, 2025, 2:36 am • 2 0 • view
You cut off the Peter Max signature!
may 5, 2025, 2:21 am • 1 0 • view
Complete with perky low-pressure systems.
may 5, 2025, 2:42 am • 2 0 • view
Maybe the weather is telling us the country is run by a couple of boobs.
may 5, 2025, 12:23 pm • 5 0 • view
The forecast for today is looking fiiiiiine
may 5, 2025, 2:57 am • 0 0 • view
forecast, v.: predict or estimate from “fore”, meaning “front”, and “cast”, mean “spread”
may 5, 2025, 2:56 am • 0 0 • view
The simulator people are just messing with us now
may 5, 2025, 2:45 am • 4 0 • view
Have been for a while now… At least THIS is amusing.
may 5, 2025, 3:42 am • 2 0 • view
looks more like testies to me
may 5, 2025, 3:52 am • 0 0 • view
And like with big naturals, one is always slightly bigger than the other.
may 5, 2025, 6:58 am • 5 0 • view
Everything really is gender.
may 5, 2025, 2:29 am • 2 1 • view
I always keep abreast of the weather. It’s a bit nippy right now here.
may 5, 2025, 1:59 am • 32 1 • view
Ha!
may 5, 2025, 2:36 am • 1 0 • view
Did you really pass by the opportunity to coin "Cubist Boobist"? 🤣
may 5, 2025, 9:31 am • 9 0 • view
It is called 'diocotron instability', I got my Ph.D. in Physics for studying it 36 years ago.
may 5, 2025, 10:29 am • 0 0 • view
Imagine the back pain!
may 5, 2025, 10:15 pm • 1 0 • view
Nice rac… I mean Upper Level Pattern
may 5, 2025, 5:23 pm • 2 1 • view
I’m flying almost nipple to nipple in the morning
may 5, 2025, 2:48 am • 11 0 • view
What is this a map of?
may 5, 2025, 2:10 am • 0 0 • view
Ah - that's just the Upper Level Pattern - ask not what's down below!
may 5, 2025, 2:22 am • 1 0 • view
Better than dick weather
may 5, 2025, 12:08 pm • 0 0 • view
The are sisters, not twins
may 5, 2025, 6:12 am • 0 0 • view
may 5, 2025, 3:00 am • 1 0 • view
So that's why this came up when I searched Big Naturals
may 5, 2025, 1:21 am • 8 0 • view
The Low’s are my favorite
may 5, 2025, 8:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Cold as a witch's tit?
may 12, 2025, 2:35 am • 2 0 • view
It would seem to be. 🥶🐦⬛🧙
may 12, 2025, 2:47 am • 0 0 • view
One is always slightly bigger lol
may 5, 2025, 2:34 am • 109 1 • view
hefty lefty tiny righty
may 5, 2025, 10:11 am • 11 0 • view
Underweighted comment 😏
may 5, 2025, 4:06 am • 23 0 • view
They are sisters, not twins. Everyone knows this.
may 5, 2025, 7:03 pm • 9 0 • view
They do favor each other.
may 5, 2025, 7:43 pm • 1 0 • view
Hefty lefty, mighty righty
may 10, 2025, 10:23 am • 1 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣👍
may 5, 2025, 5:28 am • 0 0 • view
Arizona is America’s Nipple now. It has been decreed.
may 5, 2025, 6:34 pm • 4 0 • view
More fauvist?
may 5, 2025, 4:54 am • 0 0 • view
may 5, 2025, 2:43 am • 0 0 • view
At least it sounds entertaining.
may 5, 2025, 2:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh, thank goodness. Even Mother Earth has uneven boobs.
may 5, 2025, 2:11 pm • 32 0 • view
One of the screwed up but amusing transition moments for those of us growing them for the first time is the first time we urge one to keep up with the other!
may 5, 2025, 2:28 pm • 16 0 • view
Not making a testicle joke. Not making a testicle joke.
may 10, 2025, 10:25 am • 0 0 • view
Why not? You should hear all the fun ways to describe getting your balls chopped off that a set of stoned trans girls can come up with 🤣
may 10, 2025, 12:41 pm • 1 0 • view
😂🤣😂🤣😂
may 5, 2025, 11:53 am • 0 0 • view
Heck of an "upper level" pattern 😆
may 5, 2025, 5:36 am • 0 0 • view
Is this the equivalent of Mother Nature flashing us?
may 5, 2025, 11:14 pm • 4 0 • view
The one in AZ could arguably be called a cubist ha-boob I suppose
may 5, 2025, 6:13 am • 1 0 • view
I'm ok with this.
may 5, 2025, 2:13 am • 0 0 • view
The thermal vision of a pedator
may 5, 2025, 10:59 am • 0 0 • view
may 5, 2025, 1:42 am • 17 0 • view
🤣
may 10, 2025, 1:11 pm • 0 0 • view
We fire the actual NOAA scientists and get horny teenage doodles instead? Is this that DOGE guy Big Boobs doing this?
may 5, 2025, 5:09 am • 2 0 • view
Big Balls is to blame.
may 5, 2025, 8:08 am • 0 0 • view
gotta call all the tornadoes resulting from this titty twisters
may 5, 2025, 6:50 pm • 12 0 • view
Psychedelic
may 5, 2025, 11:31 am • 0 0 • view
This how you know the earth isn’t flat
may 5, 2025, 3:20 am • 34 1 • view
FUCK YES
may 5, 2025, 3:16 am • 3 0 • view
Omg the alt text is perfect
may 5, 2025, 1:33 am • 26 1 • view
Thanks for making me go look at it Lol!
may 5, 2025, 2:35 am • 13 0 • view
Yasssss
may 5, 2025, 10:19 am • 6 0 • view
Thank you for the ALT text 🤣
may 5, 2025, 6:08 pm • 0 0 • view
Wow, no WAAY!
may 5, 2025, 11:11 am • 0 0 • view
Clearly, it's nippy out.
may 5, 2025, 8:05 pm • 2 0 • view
Both nipples are identified as the left nipple, as well. So it's also surrealist.
may 5, 2025, 12:34 pm • 4 0 • view
may 5, 2025, 3:33 pm • 3 0 • view
Busting out huh
may 5, 2025, 5:29 pm • 2 0 • view
One boob is lopsided. It feels like an average female weather pattern.
may 5, 2025, 4:09 am • 0 0 • view
Ok, this is funny
may 5, 2025, 2:29 am • 0 0 • view
Snazzy! & strangely compelling. I can't complain, up north of Denver we are getting some rain out of it. Otherwise it has been a dry winter/spring. We're supposed to get an inch of rain Tuesday. Woohoo!
may 5, 2025, 7:04 am • 2 0 • view
Nice.
may 5, 2025, 11:54 am • 0 0 • view
Next best thing to a sister vortex. The force is feminine.
may 5, 2025, 4:59 pm • 0 0 • view
My Jetstream is up here thanks.
may 6, 2025, 4:48 am • 0 0 • view
One of your storm fronts is bigger than the other…
may 5, 2025, 3:50 am • 0 0 • view
One side IS normally bigger. 😉
may 5, 2025, 4:00 am • 0 0 • view
“She came in first and third place in the wet T-shirt contest!” - Larry
may 5, 2025, 4:03 am • 1 0 • view
🤔🤐
may 5, 2025, 4:07 am • 0 0 • view
Is the likely to be much pretititation?
may 5, 2025, 3:31 am • 0 0 • view
Nice jugs! Of much needed moisture. Hey. Get your mind out of the gutter!
may 5, 2025, 3:14 am • 0 0 • view
channel 47 after 10 pm in the 90s
may 5, 2025, 2:33 pm • 0 0 • view
😆😆😆😆
may 10, 2025, 1:37 pm • 0 0 • view
Those are humidi-titties
may 5, 2025, 5:12 pm • 28 0 • view
😂😂
may 5, 2025, 5:16 pm • 1 0 • view
😂
may 5, 2025, 3:02 am • 0 0 • view
Oklahoma's about to experience a rare weather phenomenon known as "the motorboat."
may 5, 2025, 2:58 am • 6 1 • view
@nishaad.bsky.social
may 5, 2025, 2:35 am • 1 0 • view
WHY ME
may 5, 2025, 3:28 am • 3 0 • view
YOU KNOW WHY
may 5, 2025, 3:33 am • 1 0 • view
It's spring, which means it's getting hot and I'm getting sprung.
may 5, 2025, 4:27 am • 0 0 • view
may 5, 2025, 2:52 am • 1 0 • view
These honestly seem like normal boobs, if colorful.
may 5, 2025, 4:48 am • 1 0 • view
It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.
may 5, 2025, 1:14 pm • 3 0 • view
Fitting. Brain is in Canada. Eyes up north. Elbows up!
may 5, 2025, 4:59 am • 3 0 • view
It’s just Mother Nature showing her strength.
may 5, 2025, 6:54 pm • 2 0 • view
I think it is a sign from the universe that it is time for women to run our country.
may 5, 2025, 2:28 am • 8 1 • view
Yes please!
may 5, 2025, 2:40 am • 1 0 • view
The bra-meter readings will be off….the charts.
may 5, 2025, 3:33 am • 8 0 • view
Areolas you can see from space.
may 5, 2025, 1:44 am • 3 0 • view
😂👏🏻…it’s been raining here for almost 3 days straight! I need some sun ☀️
may 6, 2025, 4:52 pm • 0 0 • view
I know this explains nothing, and yet it somehow fills me with calm.
may 5, 2025, 5:42 am • 55 0 • view
And look! Here you are targeted by a weather system covering like half the nation Explains the hail
may 5, 2025, 5:37 pm • 1 0 • view
Boob rocks.
may 5, 2025, 5:38 pm • 1 0 • view
"Looks like the DC metro area will get hit with some tasteful sideboob..."
may 5, 2025, 12:31 pm • 13 0 • view
Mother Earth.
may 5, 2025, 11:30 am • 0 0 • view
Instead of the Midwest: life in the Cleavage.
may 5, 2025, 2:41 pm • 12 1 • view
Noice!
may 5, 2025, 2:10 am • 0 0 • view
may 5, 2025, 4:45 am • 0 0 • view
I read that as “cutest” boob weather 🤦♀️
may 5, 2025, 5:46 pm • 0 0 • view
Good one.
may 5, 2025, 2:21 am • 0 0 • view
Obviously, natural, non-enhanced because they’re non-symmetrical.
may 5, 2025, 2:10 am • 9 0 • view
Ok so its not just me whew!
may 5, 2025, 6:47 pm • 2 0 • view
NOAA OnlyFans
may 5, 2025, 6:41 am • 4 0 • view
"With Points of Her Own, Sitting Way Up High"
may 5, 2025, 3:16 am • 1 0 • view
Gonna start referring to mine as an “upper level pattern”.
may 5, 2025, 2:56 am • 1 0 • view
Psychedelic. Also probably not good.
may 5, 2025, 5:16 am • 1 0 • view
That's hot!
may 5, 2025, 2:06 am • 1 0 • view
Sometimes weather can be a dick.
may 5, 2025, 6:28 am • 2 0 • view
YES!!!!
may 5, 2025, 2:05 am • 0 0 • view
Bra-zil?
may 5, 2025, 1:51 am • 2 0 • view
🥵
may 5, 2025, 5:52 am • 0 0 • view
a week ago, laid-off NOAA meteorologist flew to the other side of the planet, went to a park and located a butterfly: "flap once" (examines the sky) "okay, once more" (more scrutiny of clouds) "good, that's good"
may 5, 2025, 1:57 am • 55 4 • view
This should have hundreds of thousands of likes.
may 10, 2025, 10:24 am • 1 0 • view
I’m amazing we can even put a prediction together.
may 5, 2025, 2:06 pm • 0 0 • view
may 5, 2025, 1:33 am • 2 0 • view
This is gonna be my wake up music for the week. Thank you.
may 6, 2025, 2:35 am • 0 0 • view
📌
may 6, 2025, 2:34 am • 0 0 • view
Canada is looking pretty good all of a sudden...
may 5, 2025, 1:52 am • 0 0 • view
Ooh... I'm gonna start referring to my breasts as my upper level.
may 5, 2025, 3:22 am • 7 0 • view
Well, she IS Mother Nature. 😂
may 5, 2025, 4:01 am • 17 0 • view
Someone called them humidititties, and I love that. 🤭
may 5, 2025, 6:32 am • 4 0 • view
Oh my boob weather invited a shit load of rain
may 5, 2025, 2:35 am • 2 0 • view
Looks like we'll be... tits up?
may 5, 2025, 6:06 am • 1 0 • view
Mother Earth saying wake up and pay attention to what you all are doing to the earth.
may 5, 2025, 9:08 am • 0 0 • view
Cloudy with a chance of boobs.
may 5, 2025, 1:35 am • 4 0 • view
Can't believe they censored it
may 5, 2025, 2:25 am • 0 0 • view
Opposite of boobies people. tephigram.ca/500_3d.html
may 5, 2025, 8:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Approved
may 5, 2025, 10:24 am • 0 0 • view
Ready for that rack to wreck my weekend
may 5, 2025, 2:55 am • 0 0 • view
may 8, 2025, 12:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Thank goodness they covered her nips. Gotta take that L for now
may 5, 2025, 5:54 am • 1 0 • view
Cold as a witches titty!
may 5, 2025, 9:47 am • 0 0 • view
may 5, 2025, 3:22 am • 0 0 • view
Would it be wrong for one to say I’d like to rest my head in Kansas?
may 5, 2025, 2:20 am • 0 0 • view
That’s some global warming right there.
may 5, 2025, 4:10 am • 0 0 • view
Wut
may 5, 2025, 1:35 am • 0 0 • view
nice
may 5, 2025, 1:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Or once again, we're getting teabagged by Mother Nature.
may 5, 2025, 4:56 am • 3 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
may 5, 2025, 4:44 am • 0 0 • view
Gaia all of a sudden lookin fiiiiine
may 5, 2025, 1:19 am • 13 0 • view
Humidititties
jun 22, 2025, 2:28 pm • 0 0 • view
"And now Lenny & Squiggy with the five day forecast....."
may 5, 2025, 10:31 am • 9 0 • view
It is REALLY hard to outshine "may the fourth be with you", but "tittystorm" may just pull it off..
may 5, 2025, 3:54 am • 8 0 • view
oh, is that why it's gonna rain for the entire work week in NY?? I didn't know there was a big red swirly over the northeast-ish.
may 5, 2025, 1:25 am • 0 0 • view
ah wait I know that state, that's kentucky, a state nobody would describe as being northeastish LMAO
may 5, 2025, 1:26 am • 4 0 • view
My first bikini in the 1960s looked just like that!
may 5, 2025, 7:37 am • 0 0 • view
Waaay-ve Excellent 👌 At least we've got something lovely in the News.. 💙💙💙💙
may 20, 2025, 10:54 am • 0 0 • view
I misread that as "Upper Level Parton".
may 5, 2025, 2:13 am • 3 0 • view
It's the breast weather we can hope for.
may 5, 2025, 11:40 am • 19 0 • view
We need the sun soon
may 5, 2025, 2:12 am • 0 0 • view
That's not cubism, that's just Laying on the Side.
may 5, 2025, 2:33 am • 4 0 • view
🤣👏🤣👏
may 5, 2025, 3:13 am • 0 0 • view
🎵 All my friends in low places 🎶
may 5, 2025, 1:45 am • 1 0 • view
A creative approach to weather.
may 5, 2025, 5:04 am • 0 0 • view
The Bible Belt will demand those nips be covered up.
may 5, 2025, 3:24 am • 6 0 • view
Finally some good news.
may 6, 2025, 12:57 am • 1 0 • view
Man, you fuck with NOAA, what did you expect?
may 5, 2025, 3:45 am • 6 0 • view
😂
may 5, 2025, 5:01 am • 0 0 • view
mammogram or meteorological report? who’s to say.
may 5, 2025, 1:13 am • 31 1 • view
America is tits up ?
may 5, 2025, 3:24 am • 16 0 • view
Looks like hot weather.
may 5, 2025, 6:50 am • 3 0 • view
You make a joke but this brings up an interesting question. Can you make art out of weather maps? Hmmmm…
may 5, 2025, 3:33 am • 2 0 • view
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Meteorologists call this one "The Sweeney"
may 5, 2025, 1:26 am • 33 0 • view
Old timers call it "The Raquel"
may 5, 2025, 2:06 am • 40 0 • view
Earlier! The Mae West :-) www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv4E...
may 5, 2025, 5:00 am • 17 0 • view
I saw some clouds that look like Kim Kardashian's ass
may 5, 2025, 3:47 am • 0 0 • view
This is what's known as a stacked or double D weather pattern
may 5, 2025, 1:06 pm • 22 0 • view
Full front nudity
may 5, 2025, 1:48 pm • 10 0 • view
Two left boobs could be an issue.
may 5, 2025, 7:24 am • 0 0 • view
This is indeed "Weather Porn".
may 5, 2025, 10:48 am • 9 0 • view
Trump turned the U.S. into the scrambled porn channel…
may 5, 2025, 2:36 pm • 1 0 • view
moother earth
may 5, 2025, 6:42 am • 0 0 • view
i had this blacklight poster in my dorm room
may 5, 2025, 6:40 am • 0 0 • view
That’s quite a front moving through
may 5, 2025, 2:22 am • 2 0 • view
You should see it from behind. 😏
may 5, 2025, 3:39 am • 0 0 • view
Bubism
may 5, 2025, 4:10 am • 1 0 • view
I dropped by for the comments and was not disappointed. English makes it hard not to say something suggestive in this areola
may 5, 2025, 6:33 am • 11 0 • view
This explains so much about Trump...those are Canada's tits
may 5, 2025, 2:17 am • 0 0 • view
@spookyflo.bsky.social
may 5, 2025, 6:35 am • 0 0 • view
Good one.
may 5, 2025, 6:55 am • 0 0 • view
Van Go-Go.
may 5, 2025, 11:06 am • 0 0 • view
I’ve always had a thing for the weather.
may 5, 2025, 4:13 am • 0 0 • view
Um
may 5, 2025, 2:56 am • 0 0 • view
📌
may 5, 2025, 2:03 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
may 10, 2025, 6:02 pm • 0 0 • view
Per què després diguin que fa un temps de collons.
may 5, 2025, 2:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Maybe Nature’s trying to say something: breastfeed your infants—or risk raising the next generation of Trumpsters.
may 5, 2025, 9:24 am • 3 0 • view
I’m just north of lefty nip🤣
may 5, 2025, 4:03 am • 0 0 • view
Chapeau.
may 5, 2025, 4:03 pm • 1 0 • view
big natural weather
may 5, 2025, 2:51 pm • 1 0 • view