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Seven Years in Quebec @dfeldman.org

This is not actually specific to Giuliani. Almost every time a celebrity is in a car crash, their publicist concocts a feel-good story about what they were doing at the time to make it sound not so bad. This one is pretty out there though.

aug 31, 2025, 9:15 pm • 9 0

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Seven Years in Quebec @dfeldman.org

Usually the celebrity turns out to be impaired.

aug 31, 2025, 9:16 pm • 10 0 • view
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Christian Heinzel @christianh.bsky.social

Tbf this also describes Rudi outside of car crashes

aug 31, 2025, 9:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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complexifire.bsky.social @complexifire.bsky.social

It’s especially bizarre because getting rear-ended is pretty much always the other driver’s fault—why would you even need a sweetener for the story if that were true?

aug 31, 2025, 9:25 pm • 3 0 • view