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Coates @oddthisday.bsky.social

There will, I’m afraid, be no prizes for guessing which aspect if his life I’m going to focus on. The Great Terror didn’t make him popular with the useful idiots in the West who defended Soviet Russia (you can still find them around today, not least on this website) but he had an answer to that:

There was a great Marxist named Lenin Who did two or three million men in. That’s a lot to have done in But where he did one in That grand Marxist Stalin did ten in
jul 15, 2025, 8:04 am • 17 0

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Coates @oddthisday.bsky.social

(When the Soviet archives were opened, his publisher wanted a new edition, and The Great Terror: A Reassessment duly came out in 1990. His friend Kingsley Amis suggested it be called I Told You So, You Fucking Fools)

jul 15, 2025, 8:05 am • 16 1 • view
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Coates @oddthisday.bsky.social

There’s more about his limericks (and more examples) in this fond remembrance by Blake Morrison

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Coates @oddthisday.bsky.social

...and in this blog

jul 15, 2025, 8:06 am • 3 1 • view
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Coates @oddthisday.bsky.social

...including:

There was plenty of good-natured chaff When I popped in to fuck the giraffe, And the PRZS Could hardly suppress A dry professorial laugh. (PRZS might stand for Puerto Rico Zoological Society. It’s the only likely explanation of the acronym I could find)
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Coates @oddthisday.bsky.social

It’s little wonder he once said “Limericks are not very gentlemanly – or it’s a special kind of gentleman”

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Coates @oddthisday.bsky.social

But perhaps his finest moment was summarising all of Shakespeare’s famous ‘seven ages of man’ speech...

All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts, His acts being seven ages. At first the infant, Mewling and puking in the nurse’s arms; And then the whining school-boy... creeping like snail Unwillingly to school. And then the lover, Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad Made to his mistress’ eyebrow. Then a soldier, Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard, Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel, Seeking the bubble reputation Even in the cannon’s mouth. And then the justice, In fair round belly with good capon lin’d, With eyes severe and beard of formal cut, Full of wise saws and modern instances; And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts Into the lean and slipper’d pantaloon, With spectacles on nose and pouch on side; ... Last scene of all, That ends this strange eventful history, Is second childishness and mere oblivion; Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.
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Coates @oddthisday.bsky.social

...as:

First you get puking and mewling Then very pissed off with your schooling Then fucks and then fights Then judging chaps’ rights Then sitting in slippers – then drooling
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Coates @oddthisday.bsky.social

...which is just one of the reasons why Philip Larkin called him “il miglior fabbro [the better craftsman] ... at least over five lines.”

jul 15, 2025, 8:10 am • 5 0 • view
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Coates @oddthisday.bsky.social

(Join me tomorrow for the early 20th century discovery of some 15,000-year-old cave art that features some of the earliest scrawled cock and balls pictures in human history)

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NancyKay Shapiro 📖🎸🐶🎶🗽 @nancykay-alt-acct.bsky.social

I’m obsessed with RUssian history so I know Conquest but didn’t know the limerick aspect of him. Very humanizing.

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Coates @oddthisday.bsky.social

Yes, he sounds like he’d have been fun to know

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Eddie Currants @kennymacleod.bsky.social

To rhyme "have done in" and "did one in" is just amazing.

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