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Coates @oddthisday.bsky.social

Yes, we could speculate endlessly on what she looks like (although it sounds a bit like a drag name)

aug 26, 2025, 9:04 am • 5 0

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I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social

The gloves are off ;)

aug 26, 2025, 9:06 am • 2 0 • view
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social

Or a Mills and Boon author.

aug 26, 2025, 9:05 am • 3 0 • view
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Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social

My porn name is Lucky Jones, which I always felt was just going to waste.

aug 26, 2025, 9:07 am • 1 0 • view
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social

Pebbles Tomlinson.

aug 26, 2025, 9:07 am • 1 0 • view
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Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social

You'd have to opt for another Flintstones character and be BamBam if you want to make it in porn.

aug 26, 2025, 9:09 am • 0 0 • view
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Coates @oddthisday.bsky.social

My porn star name is Mulberry Hall, which is an actual building in York, but also, clearly, a George Sanders type who tried to make in old Hollywood, but ended up in skinflicks, and has a drink problem and crippling self-loathing, but loves his dogs

aug 26, 2025, 9:20 am • 2 0 • view
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I have to explain my jokes @mikeauld.bsky.social

Yes, sounds too much like Sylvie Krin to be a real person.

aug 26, 2025, 9:07 am • 1 0 • view
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Turmut Hoer @4u5t0.bsky.social

Rubber glove heiress.

aug 26, 2025, 9:06 am • 3 0 • view
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social

LP WINNER

aug 26, 2025, 9:07 am • 1 0 • view
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social

Visually, I'm getting Marje Proops.

Daily Mirror agony aunt Marje Proops - big specs, many expensive rings, beaded necklace and a cigarette in a holder.
aug 26, 2025, 9:07 am • 7 0 • view
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Emma Thane of Cawdor @redwellyfeats.bsky.social

"Dahling, let me tell you about this wonderful opportunity I have for you" *Deep drag on cigarette*

aug 26, 2025, 9:08 am • 6 0 • view