No

Awww c'mon.

You’ll bring the dickheads with you. And we’re not giving them the vote.

I'll bring the good weed. The GOOD weed Ian.

Sorry, not sorry. You’ve obviously never been to the Kootenays. Just one example: www.sweetgrasscannabis.ca/about-sweetg...

OG Kush. 💅

😂😂😂 have you been to Canada? Mexicans buy our weed. Lol

And all the goddamn guns? No thanks.

Sorry. That deal is like buying a company overloaded with debt. If the debt was counted in number of lunatics per square mile, that is.

No.

Um, I don’t want to be rude, but fuck no thanks. It’s not our mess to clean up. You have an actual amendment to your constitution that is meant to help during dark days like these. And very few amerikans understand our country 🇨🇦

Of course there while have to be a designated time for blue people in red states to relocate in the blue region. Not unlike the situation in India with the establishment of Pakistan

I’m pretty sure we can work something out but I personally see no difficulty in a union of all the blue states and the Canadian provinces. States and provinces having equal status, powers and sworn responsibility to what ever governing documents are created by representatives of the people.

Poor Illinois. I feel bad for them.

We might consider it on a state by state basis.

I already know the national anthem, love hockey, and enjoy the national Shakespeare festival in Stratford. I’m in!

I think that we will pass. Sorry🤷🏻‍♂️

Nope

We'd be very picky about which states we'd take, but it's an idea that has been touted quite widely.. No guns here though, not negotiable.

We don’t want you sorry.

NO CHANCE!! We want nothing to do with that shitshow 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

We could only hope.

take california please, canada

we’re already CA! we can be CA with CA

There's only room for one Ontario, CA.

Funny story, I would fly into Ontario all the time when living out of Southern CA, to visit fam and some friends who'd see my tix would be like 'why are you going to Canada' over the ONT code

We’re going to have to set some ground rules first…

Respectfully, thanks, but no thanks.

They get mad when you say no.

sorry, eh

I’m 60 and have never used eh in my life. We’re not all the same, right?

Well I'm 30 or 40 years old, and when did I say we were, eh Ann?

Coo loo coo coo, coo coo coo coo! Coo loo coo coo, coo coo coo coo! together strong, eh!?!

they're literally the only ones who've *ever* said "hoser" aside from people referencing them...I swear it's just a bastardized "hoosier," and that's not us!! but yes NC, absolutely! on guard with all of thee 🍁

I have no idea. I embraced hoserdom at a young age and have walked the path of the beauty toque most of my life.

Sounds like we've got another mystery to solve, gang!

Did you add a couple of extra coos? Here they explain economics. Probably more knowledgeable than Donald on the topic. youtu.be/ThC3mFd1GHs

Well, for those readers unfamiliar with SCTV, or Canada, this does not look good, eh. And to think, this was almost 30 years before legal weed too... 😭

Good times 🙂

I copy pasted that from lyrics from something off their album. Blame those hosers. :P

😂

Depends on the outcome of the federal election this month. ;)

OH MY GOD IMAGINE....HEALTH CARE

Also, and I hate to have to have to say it, this is a joke, a jape. I feel very Captain America about my country.

Cap gets it right a lot of the time.

Twain, they just rubbed off the serial numbers

Incorrect. Twain is cited as the source, but in a previous panel. JMS gave credit where credit was due. comicnewbies.com/2013/05/10/c...

Oh my, I didn't know that. My bad. 😊

It's so great, Emma. Sometimes I go get a free hospital room just for fun, and jello

Don't toy with my emotions

That's my Imagine Dragons cover band name

We don’t want any infestations in Canada 🇨🇦 - can you guarantee it would be MAGAt - Free❓

Think Canada will annex far south, or will Mexico just reclaim what was lost?

With full respect and only speaking for myself (as a Canadian), I feel that we would welcome you and any other disillusioned Americans to Canada anytime. Not as a country becoming a province, but individually and personally. Even just yo visit and see how amazing Canada, and Canadians, are. 🫶

Folks, we aren’t going to save you. No one is. You must save you. Do you not see that?!

Nope. We want America to be its own country and we want you to fight for your country. We aren’t annexing anything. It would ruin Canada.

💯

Still hoping Canada swoops in and takes Washington State when no one is looking. Especially Oregon, because you know they would get so messy jealous about it.

The whole west coast!

I worry about Alberta. Their Premier is batshit.

can we have all of America's minerals?

We get to choose which states join. Big NO to Florida.

here is a prediction watch what happens to THEM when he passes away he is quite old

Winnipeg and Saskatchewan can go ahead and take my current state, I'm cool with it.

Not right now, sorry.

There are a few states we would cordially invite to join us. And some we would pass on.🇨🇦

And to (fill in state name) we say “sorry.”

Nope. No thanks. If people want to Immigrate, let them learn French and apply.

Nope

You’d have to show a high school diploma, that’ll keep it from being overwhelming.

No

Girl they don't want us lmao I wish, too, though.

Ok😂

I second this -From Alabama

Turks and Caicos before the u.s.

Maybe Hawaii.

You will need to learn and use metric, French, and use the dd/mm/yyyy date protocol. Also Canada has strict gun control laws. And you need to say “eh” a lot, and be okay with being a subject of King Charles III. Up for that? :)

😍

As an American, and a veteran of the US Armed Forces, I support this course of action. I welcome our new, very polite overlords. Also health care. And a government that halfway makes sense.

And great people, just sayin

Sorry, we don’t need all those sociopaths coming here. You’ll have to solve your own problems I’m afraid.

With all due respect, America should become Canada's fourth territory. You haven't demonstrated that you can elect sanely, so you will only get 1 MP and 1 Senator in each of our Houses of Parliament. Your territorial gov't will be like Nebraska: unicameral, but with 435 MLAs.

No absolutely not. But you can secede and be your own country.

I’m hoping they take my state At least part of it We don’t even have to be a new province… we’ll just be part of BC

When they suspend the U.S constitution. Then that becomes a legal possibility. Because they are going to that soon-ish.

sorry, we're still trying to excise our own hateful bigots there arn't enuf cobra chickens in the country to handle adding yours to the mix

Perhaps we could do an exchange. The US gets Poillievre, Smith, O'Leary, Peterson and all the anti-vax conspiracy truckers, and we get say, California.

seems fair Michigan and Wisconsin as well in exchange for diagolon and ford

Nope.

We'll take your artists and scientists but they'll have to leave their guns

N.O. spells no

Maybe some of you but Florida, Arkansas, Alabama are a hard no!

I’ll sound stupid, but I don’t know which country you’re from. If it’s the US, we only want certain bits.

Umm, sorry but can we pick and choose which states/city please?

I'd really have problems with 70+ million Truck Fump voters being allowed to vote in our national elections. Already, about 1/3 of our existing voters have been stricken with that disease.

let the maple magas eat horse paste do not intervene, let nature take its course

We can discuss it, but you have to buy the coffee.

Sort of like a Tim Horton’s Burger King merger.

Dump the Trump and maybe we can make a deal. Until then,Elbows up💪🏻🇨🇦♥️

I would settle for becoming a Canadian territory.

We would never accept the entire country. Too loose gun laws. There are some of you though I consider my brothers and sisters and I understand why you feel that is a better option.

I’ve been saying that. I would also accept refuge status!

not the entire country

Think we'd have to go on a state-by-state basis.

Please don't ask because refusal often offends. 🇨🇦

Canada says welcome. ❤️🇨🇦

No, sorry.

Judging by some of the Canada mayors, I'm sure NYC and LA and Pittsburgh and Chicago would fit right in! I'm so tired. Like, regular iron deficient tired and then World Weary Disabled Guy tired. Must be 100000x more exhausting without the White Guy Advantage Card.

Thanks but no thanks. 30 - 40% of your citizens would not fit well with our value system.

sorry but NO BLOODY WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mine too: we bring with us the soon to be former financial capital of the world.

Maybe Canada will at least annex Alaska.

Hawaii would be a better option with our weather.

Finally, Alaska, yes

I live in Maine. We are always mistaken as part of Canada. Please adopt us Canada!

No, thank you. (and no means no, since the American president doesn’t seem to know this)

Sort your own shit out first! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

Sorry Emma, but can we please stop normalizing the idea of taking over territory?

Oh that will never be normalized, and it's a jape at the shitshow over here.

Would decomplicate my life, that’s for sure.

I don't think most Americans would fit in here😬

we have enough problems