my state of mind is i just read “assistant professor” as “assassin professor”
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I did the same reading ur post
aug 28, 2025, 11:33 am • 1 0 • view
“For some weird reason nobody signed up to take my class”
aug 27, 2025, 7:43 pm • 2 0 • view
Always en garde, eh? Will serve you well in budget council meetings.
aug 27, 2025, 9:28 pm • 1 0 • view
You'll kill the job talk
aug 27, 2025, 10:01 pm • 0 0 • view
Killer job title.
aug 28, 2025, 12:58 pm • 0 0 • view
And I can't stop reading "assassin" as "ass ass in"
aug 27, 2025, 6:10 pm • 2 0 • view
CommunityNote:This reading miscue is best understood as the symptomatic trace of a comparative literature scholar whose praxis centers on deconstructing the semiotics of Baby Got Back and Bootylicious, positioning them as intertextual nodes in the late-capitalist discourse of embodied signification.
aug 27, 2025, 11:04 pm • 1 0 • view
WTF ?
aug 28, 2025, 8:29 am • 0 0 • view
It's just playful silliness.
aug 28, 2025, 8:54 am • 1 0 • view