if i had a boyfriend i would make it fix things
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Yes what it means to be The Guy… signing up has distinctly demarcated obligations… they’re all on the label… killing bugs, carrying stuff, pumping gas, unfreezing the phone, having opinions about rugs & bedspreads and pretending to know something about faucets and cars are at the top of the list…
aug 31, 2025, 5:21 am • 1 0 • view
Aww, you won’t settle for lovable and inept? Garn.
aug 30, 2025, 6:54 pm • 1 0 • view
And kill insects.
aug 31, 2025, 4:57 pm • 1 0 • view
Boyfriend critters are primarily used for fixing things
aug 30, 2025, 3:50 pm • 2 0 • view