Next Bond villain will be Kraven the Hunter

Hear me out… James Bond: The Musical

OO7 franchise

I bet the plot is going to be James Bond protecting billionaires/politicians from an organisation that pays protesters.

And evil latino immigrants. Who are all gang members.

This could not possibly be any further than Michael G Wilson and Barbara Broccoli, and I mean that in the most derogatory sense possible. OG James Bond at its worst will look like a masterpiece compared to whatever shit these two vomit out.

Oh, damn. I didn't think about how far this goes. Eon is out, completely. This changes a lot. I'm not sold on this, to he honest, but I'm open to having my mind changed. I'll see what they do with this.

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Heyman produced the Harry Potter movies. Why are you complaining?

Yeah that's nothing to brag about, and Pascal is a nightmare.

LMAO have you seen Amy’s track record?

I’m not talking about her. Heyman will keep her in line.

She literally assaulted Kevin Feige in a meeting for telling her something she didn't want to hear. I speak of someone who thinks Feige's suggestion was terrible and she was right to be mad when I say that she was not right to throw things at him and there is no reigning her in.

Is Jeff Bezos the villain?

I mean Hayman produced the Harry Potter and Spider-Man films, all of which are popular and we’re received pretty well upon release, so it shouldn’t be too bad on his end… it’s Pascal we should be worried about.

With Amy Pascal at the helm, I guess we can rule out Regé-Jean Page as Bond, Leonardo DiCaprio as the villain, and a script from Aaron Sorkin then. 👀

pain

Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn, no (I don't even like any of the Craig Bond movies; QoS had the worst cinematography ever forced onto my eyes; Timothy Dalton was the last great Bond)

Guess Bond really is dead.

Oh no

It will be different then we are used to but Why not give them a chance?

It's gonna suck.

Amy the racist Pascal? Oh, Bond is dead.

O fuck.