lol

😄

We’ve had more than our share of that shit. Done…absolutely done.

A real pain in the ass.

Bwhahahaha! Yes!!

Make mine a double!

🤣🤣🤣

That's certainly how it tastes, and certainly there's shit everywhere, but so far:no cameras!

Everything that’s going wrong in my life is 100% MAGA’s fault

‘Sure, it will clean you out, but it will leave you feeling hollow inside’

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏❌👑

True in sooo many ways!

I could only imagine the taste 🙃😁

Spot on - excellent! 👏👏👏

More like what's in the bowel before it's evacuated

😂🤣😂

A barium coolata…strawberry flavored

Truth!

Hemlock tea.

👍

😂😂😂 or a live enboming

Total share on this one

lol

Hopefully, so we can flush the shit out in 2026.

You know, I've had food poisoning a couple times in my life. It would be like that, except the day after you think you're feeling better you get hit again.

I take the horse tablets. Do they count?

Yep, the MAGATs welcomed him back into the WH for the second time. Unforgivable.

This!

Its way more like the runny end result of the prep. 🙄

With a muriatic acid chaser

I sir have drunk colonoscopy prep, you sir are no colonoscopy prep!

Exactly! 🤮

I can only hope. Colonoscopy prep drinks are uncomfortable but they get rid of almost all the shit.

And the neoliberal establishment that loses elections to them and then blames everyone else. Time for change. AOC 2028!

💯💯💯

What does it taste like?

Makes Sense.

And we are on the receiving end of the prep results 😳

I would much rather drink the prep.

I started to read that as "colostomy bag". Can't say I disagree either way... 💀

199%

Dat about it

"Well, you have a choice of unflavoured, or franks red hot..."

Or this...

😂😅🤣😂🤣

Or Fool-Aide

But we still can’t pass the orange turd

Or poison. Let’s find out.

It tastes like Mountain Dew

Wait! I liked Mountain Dew

Well, Trump must have consumed many of these drinks since he says the craziest shit.

Yes, indeed, and the appetizer would be an assortment of antacid pills.

This statement is perfection.

Thanks!

Perfect!

If 2025 were a drink, it would be Flavor-Aide served by the late Rev. Jim Jones.

Yep, and I know this firsthand.

In the middle of that right now actually. 2025 is worse.

Like 'Ghandi's revenge' every Friday curry night.

O YA AND THOSE PREPS ARE NO FUN ESPECIALLY IF TAKING WAGOVY

Worse...much worse.

Last ones we had we just took a handful of pills and drank clear fluids for the day. Much easier to do (other than stationing yourself at one bathroom door) than trying to drink huge amounts of fluid all at once. Also, the taste of our choice of clear fluids - much better than theirs.

I just did mine a few months ago. You’re not wrong! But are you implying we will get healthier after this?

Colonic irrigation waste fluid

Go Litely is not something to wish upon anyone. 2025, the Heritage Foundation are Klan, nothing more.

Without actually performing the colonoscopy to detect the intestinal cancer that's killing the US.

Yeah, But the USA has a huge, orange, painful bowel blockage we just can't unload. When the MD finally puts an Epstein scope up there, they are going to be very upset that Johnson's Prep did not do it's job properly. Doctors hate coping with putrified feces as much as RFK hates scientific vaccines.

Results are the same!!🤬

Coincidently, colonoscopy prep drink was the ONLY drug that was “free” aka 100% covered by insurance in my entire life. The pharmacy tech and I had a good chuckle over that.

I thought I had to pay the entire price!

I’m scared shitless even without the drink!

🤣🤣it’s funny bits it’s bloody terrible as well

Thank goodness it's 3 more years to my next one...

That reminded me I have one due in December

😂

Exactly

📌

Are you saying, this too shall pass?

2024 was the prep. 2025 is the result.

🤣

Or battery acid.

Yes. Gatorade with a laxative/ torture.(!) Your butt would never be cleaner

Let’s thank Elon, too, and Bezos and Zuckerberg, but especially Elon. He knows all about those swing state votes.

😂🤣🤣😂

Cherry cough syrup 🤮

Yep

That tracks. It’s definitely the most unpleasant part of getting a colonoscopy.

During my first one, I woke up when he was only 1/2 way finished, and I had a polyp that had to be burned out. That was worse than the prep! But usually you are very correct.

That sounds awful. Usually you are in twilight sleep so you don’t feel anything. Sorry you went through that!

You get to sleep?

Followed with a syrup of ipecac chaser

I had to look that up! And, I must say, yuck.

Also known as a MAGA Martini.