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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

Fuck off

A tub of Clover spread that's been hacked to bits
aug 24, 2025, 10:19 am • 21 0

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TerryLeopard @terryleopard.bsky.social

Needs a complete remoulding. Rectangle Butter Mould 250g | Buy Online | Sous Chef UK share.google/aXvA7aBrVad6...

aug 24, 2025, 11:29 am • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

Oooh!

aug 24, 2025, 11:33 am • 1 0 • view
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social

Is that one of @mocent0.bsky.social's famed butter pies?

aug 24, 2025, 12:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

Haven't seen one of these!

aug 24, 2025, 12:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Geoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social

This makes me uncomfortable

aug 24, 2025, 11:03 am • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

And me

aug 24, 2025, 11:07 am • 1 0 • view
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social

Pissed up Edward Scissorhands was trying to make toast at 2am then.

aug 24, 2025, 12:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

Looks like it!

aug 24, 2025, 12:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social

Picasso's butter tray

aug 24, 2025, 12:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

Haha, I was just thinking I can see a face in that

aug 24, 2025, 12:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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𝕯𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖔𝕲𝖔𝖙𝖍 @mi55lmunster.bsky.social

😲🤣🤣🤣🤣

aug 24, 2025, 10:35 am • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

Just why 😭

aug 24, 2025, 11:06 am • 1 0 • view
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𝕯𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖔𝕲𝖔𝖙𝖍 @mi55lmunster.bsky.social

The only acceptable excuse is a small child! Lol.

aug 24, 2025, 11:08 am • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

Haha just a big kid here 🤦🏼‍♀️

aug 24, 2025, 11:31 am • 1 0 • view
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timm @timcattlin.bsky.social

I can see two people laid next to each other...

aug 24, 2025, 10:28 am • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

🧐

aug 24, 2025, 10:35 am • 1 0 • view
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_.A._ @burningoil1972.bsky.social

Butter fest

aug 24, 2025, 2:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

I'm annoyed all over again now 😂

aug 24, 2025, 3:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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VanessaV @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social

WTF happened here?!

aug 24, 2025, 10:26 am • 2 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

I reckon late night drunken cooking has happened here

aug 24, 2025, 10:34 am • 3 0 • view
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VanessaV @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social

Christ on a bike, wtf were they cooking with? A spade? I'd be fewmin. I can't bear anything hacked at. I'd have to smooth it all out 🙈😬

aug 24, 2025, 10:40 am • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

I know!? I said it looks like you've clawed it out with your hand! "Wasn't me!" Definitely was

aug 24, 2025, 11:06 am • 2 0 • view
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Den 💜 of 💚 Scholes 🇵🇬 @denofscholes.bsky.social

Assault and buttery. *Hears the click of a revolver and runs*

aug 24, 2025, 10:28 am • 4 0 • view
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VanessaV @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social

Den! 😭

aug 24, 2025, 10:42 am • 1 0 • view
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milo @notthatmilo.bsky.social

Douglas Lurpak butter mascot
aug 24, 2025, 10:29 am • 2 0 • view
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VanessaV @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social

Milo! 😅

aug 24, 2025, 10:42 am • 1 0 • view
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Pazzle Dazzle @pazza7.bsky.social

I had to read the Alt text to even understand what I was seeing

aug 24, 2025, 11:35 am • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

Oh right

aug 24, 2025, 11:43 am • 0 0 • view
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Pazzle Dazzle @pazza7.bsky.social

It looked like you had made some weird pasta in gravy thing

aug 24, 2025, 12:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

Are you blind?

aug 24, 2025, 12:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Pazzle Dazzle @pazza7.bsky.social

I am blind to the truth

aug 24, 2025, 1:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

So, you really think my trainers are shit?

aug 24, 2025, 1:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Pazzle Dazzle @pazza7.bsky.social

😂😂😂

aug 24, 2025, 1:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

*Turns reminder off*

aug 24, 2025, 1:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Pazzle Dazzle @pazza7.bsky.social

Nooooooo

aug 24, 2025, 2:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

It's ok, I haven't really.

aug 24, 2025, 3:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social

Art.

aug 24, 2025, 12:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

aug 24, 2025, 12:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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fussycoder @fussycoder.bsky.social

Your nails need doing, luv. 😁

aug 24, 2025, 12:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

I know 😂

aug 24, 2025, 12:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Franz @protopigeon.lol

Crimes

aug 24, 2025, 10:22 am • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

Fuming

aug 24, 2025, 10:23 am • 1 0 • view
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Franz @protopigeon.lol

Me too!

aug 24, 2025, 10:31 am • 1 0 • view
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David • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.bsky.social

This is a war crime.

aug 24, 2025, 11:10 am • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

I know!

aug 24, 2025, 11:32 am • 0 0 • view
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The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social

Am told it’s good on crumpets..

aug 24, 2025, 10:24 am • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

Just dipped the tiny crumpets in and rubbed it about a bit. No need for a knife

aug 24, 2025, 11:07 am • 0 0 • view
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The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social

Hardly worth it really 🤭

aug 24, 2025, 11:37 am • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

How's it going today anyway 🪓

aug 24, 2025, 11:43 am • 0 0 • view
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The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social

It's going completely innocently, thanks. Just going about my day in a totally non felonius way. You?

aug 24, 2025, 11:59 am • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

Same really. Not doing anything untoward. Not eating any crumpets.

aug 24, 2025, 12:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social

When an elephant tries to use its prehensile fifth leg to butter the toast.

aug 24, 2025, 12:48 pm • 3 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

😭

aug 24, 2025, 12:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rob Blundell @robblundell.bsky.social

We are talking trunk, right? This isn't going all Last Tango (which was non-spreadable Lurpak anyway)

aug 24, 2025, 2:25 pm • 3 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

🤭

aug 24, 2025, 3:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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Still Andy really @squirlykat.bsky.social

Is it freshly made Butter Pie? 🤔

aug 24, 2025, 10:44 am • 0 0 • view
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Gaz @gazchap.com

Whoever’s done that needs to be sent lurpakin’.

aug 24, 2025, 12:11 pm • 2 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

It makes me angry every time I see it

aug 24, 2025, 12:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gaz @gazchap.com

Same! It’s like they were trying to make an obstacle stunt course for the Lurpak man on his motorbike 😂

aug 24, 2025, 12:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

Hahaha

aug 24, 2025, 12:31 pm • 0 0 • view