Can you pick me up a pack of magic crystals, some bongos and an ethical vegetable juice please?

No but I can get you this

Those handcuffs look very easy to break out of 😑

Christ, I didn't realise it was so blurry lol whoops

You were looking at the ‘Bums and roses’ but plugs at the time 😏

Oh yeah 🤭🤭

Just takes a small screwdriver or similar at the right angle.

You certainly seem to know your handcuffs Mr Leopard.

Hence the old adage, "a leopard cannot squeeze its spots if you have it cuffed". *People usually forget the last bit.

😆😆😆

Safe travels Emma

😀 thanks x

Tor. Huh. What is it good for? Absolutely good walk, say it again.

😂

It’s a bit too wet for me. I’ll have a bag of crystals to stick on me chakras tho.

Alrighty then, this do?

Jesus. That’ll be too much prana up me sacral chakra man.

Well you never know unless you try

Ok then. Give us an hour while I use some ancient herbal relaxation techniques to prepare.

🔮

😂😂

Thing is, you get your chakras realigned and then the following day something happens and they're all out of whack again. So getting a bigger crystal is worth it to top up, yeah?

You never know which crystal you might need though. What if you buy a big pink one and the next day you need more green?!?!?!

You'll look like a right plum.

I really tried to get her into the whole crystal thing MB I said “let them choose you…run your hands over them…can you feel anything?” In a thick Bristolian accent she said “Nahhh but I like the green ones…”😳 And I love her all the more for it 😂

It's just as valid a reason to choose crystal cos colours have vibrations too yeah?

I mean, I think I picked a nice one

Everyone needs a healing duck with a butt plug keyring imo.

[Splutters] 👀

That's cute. Ducks are cool.

Love a good duck 🦆

To keep you safe. Always. 💚🥰

I love a trip to Glastonbury town. Haven't been for ages though.

Shoulda come with us mate! Kimmy gave me a history lesson round the abbey 😄

Next time!

You were a top student 🎓 #TheDissolution ✅

Base isn't very flared, tho. I thought that was important for realigning chalras?

You probably do need a more sturdy base

Please kiss Michael for us x

Didn't see him 😞 xx

Bloody Torists ! *Only took 3+ hours to think that one up. Worth it though.

Oh definitely worth it! Well done

😘

Tor it a new one Or something

🤭

You can take me up the tor any time you like luv

Yessss Gem 😉😅

🙂

You heard

Do you want taking up the Tor or not? It's not clear 🙂‍↔️

Not until the 4th date

Let's get this thing moving then

Well ok first date if you buy me enough bacardi breezers

Deal

Woohoo. We're going antiquing

Wait... just checked, they're back? It's 2001 again baby

Along with Hooch!

Hooch has been back ages. Bacardi breezers were only reintroduced to the ecosystem this year

You be careful, all that recent flag activity may have awakened King Arthur from his slumber!

🤭

*copies and pastes twitter reply* If that isn't a euphemism, yes please. If that is a euphemism then I'll try anything once.

*copies and pastes reply* It can be any thing you like 🙂

Oooh... 😜

😂

I’m sorry, up the what, now?

The Tor!

Ah, I see. Sorry, misread it as Torn 😳

Lollll I can see why you would be shocked

Had a bit of a Nat Imbrug moment.. 😶

🤭

🙂

Only at the weekends matron

Basically is!

Very good point

No can do, off to Weymouth today

Shame!

Weymouth is awesome, get to be by the water

You do. If you go on the beach

We went on a boat 😊

Was it fun?

Loads of fun thank you

I wish. Mrs C and kiddo have the day to do such fun stuff while I have to do work things 🥲

Boooo 🥲

Big boos! Still, I get to WfH when she's out on the South Downs in torrential rain for her job, so I got that going for me.

Ha nice