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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

The divorces are going well x

Some twats with flags wrapped round them putting flags on lampposts. They have a ladder
aug 30, 2025, 10:38 am • 713 163

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Danger_Vince @dangervince.bsky.social

Me driving past and seeing this, like....

aug 30, 2025, 11:02 am • 3 1 • view
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Tony Pizza @terrypasta.bsky.social

The press and the govt are trying to set up the English flag as their swastika.

aug 30, 2025, 11:39 am • 5 1 • view
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 12:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Stu Cambo @cambo69.bsky.social

New monty python holy grail looks a bit shit

aug 30, 2025, 12:05 pm • 5 0 • view
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Dave Evans @yepicturepalace.bsky.social

The Knights Distemper out in force.

aug 30, 2025, 12:54 pm • 3 0 • view
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Jon Dear @accordingtojond.bsky.social

“You won’t find your kids up there, lads.”

aug 30, 2025, 11:05 am • 29 0 • view
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Ben from Crudely Drawn Swords @glenatron.bsky.social

Has anyone got a working phone number for Saladin?

aug 30, 2025, 12:15 pm • 10 0 • view
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Ali Watkins @aliwatkins73.bsky.social

With flags as limp as a Reform voter’s d*ck.

aug 30, 2025, 12:09 pm • 5 0 • view
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Not a bot™️ @notabot-tm.bsky.social

You are assuming they were ever charismatic enough to find a spouse in the first place. My money is on incel.

aug 30, 2025, 11:07 am • 6 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

That's possibly true

aug 30, 2025, 11:21 am • 1 0 • view
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Not a bot™️ @notabot-tm.bsky.social

But then again what do I know. I’m just a pair of sunglasses. 😂

aug 30, 2025, 11:32 am • 1 0 • view
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SwelterTheChef @swelterthechef.bsky.social

My guess is they are all subscribers, or were until the divorce, of RussianWives.com or ThaiBrides.com

aug 30, 2025, 12:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Soyweiser @soyweiser.bsky.social

Templariorum ite domum!

aug 30, 2025, 12:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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elvisisalive.bsky.social @elvisisalive.bsky.social

Fuckin state o that. Useless bunch of wankers.

aug 30, 2025, 12:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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DiscoGypsyFish @discogypsyfish.bsky.social

Illuminati? Never mind. I'll see myself out.

aug 30, 2025, 11:05 am • 28 0 • view
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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk

Temu Templars.

aug 30, 2025, 11:11 am • 58 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

No offence btw, it's just a joke x

aug 30, 2025, 12:01 pm • 11 0 • view
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Venomous @venomous.bsky.social

like on Top Gear?

aug 30, 2025, 1:12 pm • 6 0 • view
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HumphsDad @hunphreysdad.bsky.social

Don't apologise. Fuck 'em. These knobheads deserve every ounce of derision they get. Sad racist twats.

aug 30, 2025, 10:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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GreyWildWolf 🏳️‍🌈🌱 @greywildwolf.bsky.social

Nah, all offence, fuck them racist bastards.

aug 30, 2025, 12:31 pm • 34 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

Just meant to divorcees

aug 30, 2025, 1:30 pm • 15 0 • view
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GreyWildWolf 🏳️‍🌈🌱 @greywildwolf.bsky.social

Faiiiiirrrrrr

aug 30, 2025, 5:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mr Fabio C @mrfabioc.bsky.social

Benny Hill's KKK

aug 30, 2025, 1:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Scarlett Freya Starck @scarlettfreya.bsky.social

Sad sad morons

aug 30, 2025, 12:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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Steve Hare @sonotrode.bsky.social

Your Da' paints flags on roundabouts!

aug 30, 2025, 12:55 pm • 6 0 • view
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Oh hey, it's Grey 🙋 @biblicalfurby.bsky.social

Dressed for a crusade but only prepared for a lemonade.

aug 30, 2025, 11:10 am • 6 0 • view
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phil 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇪🇺🇺🇦 @crooksontherun.bsky.social

They are the knights who say, "heil"

aug 30, 2025, 2:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social

What in the name of "not allowed to see their kids"....

aug 30, 2025, 3:19 pm • 3 0 • view
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Timbellina @timbellina.bsky.social

I see the Knights that say “Ni” are back at work.

aug 30, 2025, 12:18 pm • 2 0 • view
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bigx.bsky.social @bigx.bsky.social

Both letters should be capitalised for Norn Iron,

aug 30, 2025, 1:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Gavin Weeks @flikq.dev

That alt text is fucking gold!

aug 30, 2025, 5:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 6:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jenn de Jeune @jennay.bsky.social

Waiting for the first accidental self-lynching…🙄

aug 30, 2025, 11:38 am • 19 1 • view
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Feral 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @feralpolecat.bsky.social

😂

aug 30, 2025, 11:51 am • 2 0 • view
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Nicolas Chinardet @zefrog.eu

aug 30, 2025, 1:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mai Opine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇪🇺 @maiopine.bsky.social

I like the alt text

aug 31, 2025, 9:05 am • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

Thanks

aug 31, 2025, 9:40 am • 1 0 • view
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Bendigeidfran @lazycynic.bsky.social

Absolute freaks

aug 30, 2025, 9:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Real Agent Orange 🔶 @therealagentorange.bsky.social

Remind them St George was foreigner - allegedly Turkish 😂😂

aug 31, 2025, 7:48 am • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

🤭

aug 31, 2025, 8:06 am • 0 0 • view
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David Bennett @toosurreal.bsky.social

Same people climbing on buildings dressed as Spiderman cos they can't see their kids...

aug 30, 2025, 3:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Saz of Wokeshire @mrssazhaz.bsky.social

I hope they don’t end up clogging up a hospital ED department, but if they do, I hope every HC person they come into contact with is non white.

aug 30, 2025, 4:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nick Smith @nicktheinventor.bsky.social

They remind me of the Guillermo Del Toro movie Mimic

aug 30, 2025, 10:41 am • 3 0 • view
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VanessaV @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social

Seriously, wtf are they doing?!

aug 30, 2025, 11:40 am • 4 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

Hanging flags I think Not sure why in the dark, you'd think they'd be proud enough to do it in broad daylight 😌

aug 30, 2025, 12:03 pm • 15 0 • view
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VanessaV @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social

Christ on a bike. They're not that bright though.

aug 30, 2025, 12:09 pm • 4 0 • view
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Hazza @hwhittam.bsky.social

Good lord 😳

aug 30, 2025, 11:41 am • 1 0 • view
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dcash.bsky.social @dcash.bsky.social

The master race are at it again

aug 30, 2025, 11:10 am • 2 0 • view
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social

Thought this was the Knights Templar at first glance

aug 30, 2025, 11:26 am • 13 1 • view
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social

My uncle is in the Knights Templar. He's a short, overweight, racist, misogynistic prick who thinks Reform are absolutely superb... so they could absolutely be in the Knights Templar.

sep 1, 2025, 8:06 am • 0 0 • view
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social

🎵WE'RE SHITES OF THE ROUND TABLE🎵 "No. Let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."

aug 30, 2025, 11:48 am • 5 0 • view
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Fíona 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇪🇺🇬🇧 @fionaskywalker.bsky.social

Come, Patsy!

sep 1, 2025, 10:26 am • 1 0 • view
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Fíona 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇪🇺🇬🇧 @fionaskywalker.bsky.social

SAME!!!

aug 30, 2025, 11:54 am • 3 0 • view
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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦 @danbratton2022.bsky.social

Klu Crap Klan

aug 30, 2025, 11:26 am • 27 1 • view
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social

Oh so now people don't want solutions to the Male Loneliness Epidemic

aug 30, 2025, 12:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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Rhinestone Browboy @rhinestonebrowboy.bsky.social

The knights that go “we have legitimate concerns, actually”.

aug 30, 2025, 12:31 pm • 9 0 • view
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James Steel @jamessteel2008.bsky.social

Oh I really hope they fall off that ladder 🪜 hard.

aug 30, 2025, 12:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mivart @bobjim.bsky.social

How many gammons does it take...?

aug 30, 2025, 1:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Tuesday Man @thetuesdayman.bsky.social

Is there a sword stuck in the top of the pole?

aug 30, 2025, 11:57 am • 2 0 • view
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Si Mabury @smabs.bsky.social

They are everywhere today near us and it’s such a diverse community, such a warm welcome 🙄

aug 30, 2025, 2:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

Fucking twats x

aug 30, 2025, 2:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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milo @notthatmilo.bsky.social

I think it was better when they were putting on superhero costumes and climbing buildings

aug 30, 2025, 10:44 am • 14 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

100%

aug 30, 2025, 11:24 am • 1 0 • view
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Dwight Wedding @dwightwedding.bsky.social

The kids from back then will be grown up now. Has anybody asked them about it?

aug 30, 2025, 12:14 pm • 2 0 • view
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk

Every one of them has a joint facebook account

aug 30, 2025, 11:25 am • 5 0 • view
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Neil Tague @neiltague.bsky.social

Several racing car beds going unslept in.

aug 30, 2025, 11:08 am • 90 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

Actual lol

aug 30, 2025, 11:21 am • 6 0 • view
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commandlinegamer.bsky.social @commandlinegamer.bsky.social

Which marque? British Leyland? Hillman?

aug 30, 2025, 11:27 am • 1 0 • view
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Louth For Ever 🦋 @louthforever.bsky.social

😄

aug 30, 2025, 2:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Franz @protopigeon.lol

As they're wearing the flags they should hang themselves from the lampposts imo

aug 30, 2025, 11:00 am • 21 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

They should!

aug 30, 2025, 11:23 am • 4 0 • view
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Clem Fandango @clemfandango66.bsky.social

Only a matter of time (with any luck).

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aug 30, 2025, 3:30 pm • 3 0 • view
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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy

mate you can't just say that. i almost spat out my tea.

aug 30, 2025, 11:26 am • 2 0 • view
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Fino @fino76.bsky.social

This is our KKK.

aug 30, 2025, 12:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Filip @ftw.bsky.social

It's like someone ordered Knights Templar off Temu 😂

aug 30, 2025, 2:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Steve 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧 @wohyeahwohyeah.bsky.social

Imagine if they devoted the same amount of time help soup kitchen's feed the homeless.

aug 30, 2025, 12:31 pm • 4 0 • view
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Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social

Patriotic Moth: "Are we 100 percent sure that this is the moon?"

aug 30, 2025, 11:41 am • 10 0 • view
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Mr. RB🔸🇪🇺🇺🇳🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇸🇵🇦 @chascroker.bsky.social

youtu.be/QSo0duY7-9s?...

aug 30, 2025, 1:19 pm • 2 0 • view
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Andrew Cooper @rickynow.bsky.social

Brilliant as ever!

aug 30, 2025, 3:22 pm • 3 0 • view
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Mr. RB🔸🇪🇺🇺🇳🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇸🇵🇦 @chascroker.bsky.social

Looks like a scene from Monty Python & The Holy Grail?

aug 30, 2025, 11:42 am • 18 0 • view
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Si Heaney @siheaney.bsky.social

😂

aug 30, 2025, 11:57 am • 1 0 • view
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DoRayMeFarTed @doraymefarted.bsky.social

Definitely Spamalot at the very least.

aug 30, 2025, 1:33 pm • 5 0 • view
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DoRayMeFarTed @doraymefarted.bsky.social

*Gammolot, if you will.

aug 30, 2025, 7:47 pm • 3 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

Only took 6 hours but I'll give you it

aug 30, 2025, 7:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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DoRayMeFarTed @doraymefarted.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 8:19 pm • 2 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

😂

aug 30, 2025, 8:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Peter Wells @pete-wells.bsky.social

Brave brave sir robin hung a flag and run away from everything woke

aug 30, 2025, 1:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social

600 likes? I didn’t know the counter went into three figures 😮

aug 30, 2025, 4:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

They'll all be my witness, Keith 👀

aug 30, 2025, 4:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social

600 isn’t that many. Plenty room in the bin 😐

aug 30, 2025, 4:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

600 and counting

aug 30, 2025, 4:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social

One of those likes is mine so don’t get carried away. I’ll like any old rubbish.

aug 30, 2025, 4:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

Rubbish eh Get in the bin yourself

aug 30, 2025, 4:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social

I would if it wasn’t full of your empties. Filled yours already have you? 🤨

aug 30, 2025, 4:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

You should know that's the recycling and not the bin. Course your bin is probably full now

aug 30, 2025, 4:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Last Keith @crunchyfrog.bsky.social

Not suprised you’re familiar with the recycling bin, seeing as it’s where your best posts come from. My bin is full, yes, there’s a lot of ‘tidying’ to do in the neighbourhood.

aug 30, 2025, 5:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lucy @hi-lucy.bsky.social

It's a clan meeting.

aug 30, 2025, 11:40 am • 3 0 • view
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GrumpyAuldFella He/Him @grumpyauldfella.bsky.social

Why are they wearing big targets on their backs? This seems unwise 🤨

aug 30, 2025, 1:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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Phil The Sheep @asheepie.bsky.social

I suppose it's uncharitable to hope this features in a news article with the word "plummeted" in the headline?

aug 30, 2025, 12:25 pm • 11 0 • view
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Agent Pumpkin @agentpumpkin.bsky.social

No, not at all. Darwin award winners. 😎

aug 30, 2025, 4:43 pm • 5 0 • view
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all-a-mort.bsky.social @all-a-mort.bsky.social

"Shouldn't there be a castle wall?" "What?" "Shouldn't there be a castle wall? I mean we're climbing a ladder dressed like we're taking Antioch in 1098, but..." "Shut up and keep climbing. I'm doing this for Mandy and the kids"

aug 30, 2025, 11:36 am • 34 0 • view
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Hazza @hwhittam.bsky.social

🤣

aug 30, 2025, 11:41 am • 2 0 • view
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Phil The Sheep @asheepie.bsky.social

You just bloody know at least a couple of them have had a conversation like this - minus the geographic and historical accuracy, of course

aug 30, 2025, 12:42 pm • 4 0 • view
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Agent Pumpkin @agentpumpkin.bsky.social

"This must of been exactly how we won them Crusades Wally.. "

aug 30, 2025, 4:45 pm • 3 0 • view
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marty1981.bsky.social @marty1981.bsky.social

Strong kkk vibes

aug 30, 2025, 11:15 am • 8 0 • view
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Kimmy @ohyertiz.bsky.social

*numbers matey?!😂😂😂

aug 30, 2025, 2:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

Mate 🙂‍↔️😎😄

aug 30, 2025, 2:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kimmy @ohyertiz.bsky.social

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😘

aug 30, 2025, 3:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

Thanks mate. Really pleased with myself xx

aug 30, 2025, 3:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kimmy @ohyertiz.bsky.social

As you should be darlin’ xx

aug 30, 2025, 3:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jenerally Feckless @hotlegs.bsky.social

SHE'S TURNED THE KIDS AGAINST HIM!

aug 30, 2025, 2:42 pm • 4 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

😂

aug 30, 2025, 2:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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theangelofhistory.bsky.social @theangelofhistory.bsky.social

Where is this ?

aug 31, 2025, 8:49 am • 0 0 • view
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jjonesyb.bsky.social @jjonesyb.bsky.social

I feel sorry for their kids

aug 30, 2025, 12:07 pm • 4 0 • view
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Brian Woolfinder @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 10:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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Harry McNally @harrymcnally.bsky.social

Proper gang of King Richards

aug 30, 2025, 11:11 am • 6 0 • view
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social

I will never consider a Friday night of #totp shitposting a waste of time again.

aug 30, 2025, 10:42 am • 27 1 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

Hahaha

aug 30, 2025, 11:22 am • 1 0 • view
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social

You never really did, though. Did you?

aug 30, 2025, 11:06 am • 2 0 • view
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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social

It’s good for men’s mental health to do activities together.

aug 30, 2025, 12:10 pm • 5 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

At least they're getting out and doing stuff, you're right

aug 30, 2025, 1:34 pm • 3 0 • view
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Dom @domjohnson.bsky.social

How many neanderthals does it take to change a light bulb?

aug 30, 2025, 11:41 am • 9 0 • view
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Professor David Pickernell @profdgpickernell.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 1:05 pm • 10 0 • view
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Lady Girasoles @girasoles-lady.bsky.social

why are there England flags up - is this some kind of racism thing?

aug 30, 2025, 11:18 am • 2 0 • view
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Ken Tindell @kentindell.bsky.social

Am I the only one who sees a potentially lethal trip hazard?

aug 30, 2025, 11:27 am • 5 0 • view
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Emma @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

You're not

aug 30, 2025, 11:32 am • 2 0 • view
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𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖌 𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖔 𝖙𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖘 @clinteldorado.bsky.social

God willing.

aug 30, 2025, 12:13 pm • 0 0 • view