I was pissed enough on Friday to buy me and Mrs G tickets to a Michael Jackson tribute act. She loves MJ. I, however, very much do not 🙁

😬 have you been yet?

In 2 weeks. So I’ve got 2 weeks to die

Fingers crossed x

actual wholesome content

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I HATE THEM IT'S ALL RIGGED

TOO RIGHT

An old photographer friend was a judge on many nature photo competitions. The panel were constantly swamped with photos of sunsets they called AFS - ‘another fucking sunset’.

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HAHAHAHA

The fuck do I think I am mate?

Crying.

What a twat 😂

It's nice you remembered...or maybe not...

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You would make a great October

Oh you

I was pissed when I sent my audition video in for Bargain Hunt 😆

🤣 did you get on?

I got through the first round but then they said they didn’t think we’d suit the expert on that particular day we’d auditioned for 😂

FFS 😂

Can’t remember who it was now but they must have decided ‘nah not them, please’ and told the producers. Bastards.

I was pissed when I applied to The Wheel.

I was pissed and covered in mud on Vanessa

I was pissed when I took my driving test.

I woke one morning with a banging hangover to find I had applied for a job the night before. Twenty years later, still work for them.

Was this to present it?

All part of my fiendish masterplan to get near Angela Scanlon.

You’ll have to forget the brain worm she had on the programme.

I'd give her a brain worm alright.

What photo did you send in?

Lol it's too embarrassing 😂 It's a nice photo but not calendar worthy 🤦🏼‍♀️

It's a good job that it wasn't today and you sent them Canada geese a long way away on a lake

😂😂 but you knew what they were and that's all that matters

I think that there were a couple of mallards in there, too

There probably were. Hey it was raining lol

Did you choose a telescope or were you just window shopping?

I have found one, just deciding whether to go for it or not. It's not very expensive, and it is on offer at the moment. Not sure what to do ha

You go out birding quite often, you'd get good use out of it. I got my dad's old one when he passed away last year. It's the one that we used to use when he took me bird watching as a kid. I haven't taken it out yet, I really ought to

Yeah that's true, I'm not sure if I should invest in a better camera though instead The Telescope is pretty cheap though so is probably a good idea. You should definitely take it out!

Show it, show it! *Chanting*

Nooo I'm too embarrassed haha

Think they'd accept this one of mine? It's Tanzanian rather than British countryside... 😏

I'd say it's classed as a wild encounter, just lie about where it was taken

"'Aftermath of the spanking sesh' - Clapham Common, August 2025"

brilliant 🤣🤣

LOL

The trip was just full of exotic sights. Guide could not satisfactorily explain to me why this species is the 'green monkey' when the mildly greenish tint to the fur is NOT AS FUCKING VIBRANT AS THE LUMINOUSLY BLUE BOLLOCKS HE IS ROCKING

😭🤣 just fantastic hahaha

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This picture hasn't been touched up - pardon the mental image - in the slighest. He really was that bloody blue, poor boy.

👀 Which one? There are 2, the one where you send in a picture you’ve taken in the wilds like a Swallow in flight or Stag looking majestic in a misty morning meadow, that kind of thing or the other where your in a state of undress but it’s all left to the imagination? I’ve entered the latter

🤦🏼‍♀️ hopefully you get December 🎅🏽

Definitely, because I was pickled when I sent mine too! God knows what I sent 🤣🤣

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I’ll be getting a knock on the door no doubt, but not the kind I’m after ☹️

Pmsl