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fatalist.bsky.social @fatalist.bsky.social

oh my god i could actually use one for its “intended purpose” when i have to put cases of water on the passenger seat

aug 18, 2025, 9:14 pm • 0 0

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Wonkish @wonkish.bsky.social

Just put the actual seatbelt in?

aug 18, 2025, 9:18 pm • 2 0 • view
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fatalist.bsky.social @fatalist.bsky.social

I tried that. Wouldn’t fit because the seat is smaller than the cases are wide.

aug 18, 2025, 9:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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Brittany ♨️ @sameoldstory.co

Can’t you buckle them behind the thing? Like how old people I used to know would silence the alarm for themselves

aug 18, 2025, 9:20 pm • 7 0 • view
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fatalist.bsky.social @fatalist.bsky.social

Maybe! I didn’t think about it until after I had put the water on the seat and it doesn’t come up a lot. I was not really planning on getting a Punisher skull to click into the belt in real life. It was yet another falsehood on the internet for (apparently inverse) clout.

aug 18, 2025, 9:24 pm • 3 0 • view
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Wonkish @wonkish.bsky.social

Yeah, that's what I meant too.

aug 18, 2025, 9:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social

You can just put the normal seatbelt in, right?

aug 18, 2025, 9:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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fatalist.bsky.social @fatalist.bsky.social

it would not fit it may have fit had i planned in advance i did not plan in advance i drove home and listened to the chimes for 45+ minutes let me have my punisher skull

aug 18, 2025, 9:26 pm • 3 0 • view
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Captain Beeftwat @captainbeeftwat.bsky.social

Okay. But because I love you and want good nonbeeping things for you I just want you to know the seatbelt doesn't have to go around the cargo. You can just clip it across the empty seat like it's holding your imaginary girlfriend, who is holding the water in her lap over the seatbelt.

aug 18, 2025, 9:48 pm • 8 0 • view
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∞ Monkeys @somanymonkeys.bsky.social

That water just got refrigerated, lol.

aug 19, 2025, 3:51 am • 2 0 • view