Throwing a sandwich at a cop: REQUIRES 10-PERSON TACTICAL TEAM TO AREEST IN FULL RAID GEAR (even tho subject wanted to turn himself in) Beating a cop unconscious with a flag pole: “Go home. We love you.”
Throwing a sandwich at a cop: REQUIRES 10-PERSON TACTICAL TEAM TO AREEST IN FULL RAID GEAR (even tho subject wanted to turn himself in) Beating a cop unconscious with a flag pole: “Go home. We love you.”
*ARREST
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PARDONED THEM ALL!
They want martial law.
I suffer from the same finger-typing affliction. I share genuine thoughts and prayers
Thought for a sec you were doing a Melania impersonation. 🤣
My brain autocorrects.
I was lost for a minute. I didn't see the typo. 😂
I need some help. I want to know what kind of sub that Sean Charles Dunn threw at that cop. I want to be able to walk into a Subway and say, "Give me a Sean Charles Dunn, please!" Or, if I plan on attending a riot with friends, I say, "Let me have twenty of your military grade Sean Charles Dunns!"
Naw. Own this ☝️
When a mind like yours makes a typo, I KNOW you’re angry. I am, too, Ms Asha. I am, too. 🤬
Because they were bored and had nothing else to do!
Someone, not me, said that Jan 6 was a job fair for this administration and that pretty much sums it up. Criminal thugs.
That’s a good line. I may have to steal it.
I stole it first.
Oh. Well, call it re-gifting.
Or, liberating it for the people dot com.
Only in orange turd's delusional upside down world! 😡
Given the 22:1 cops to arrests ratio after the mobilization, only sending in 10 stormtroopers is quite efficient.
Honestly sending 10 people to arrest sandwich guy shows how disorganized and weak Trump's goons are. A little bit more resistance and we can send these paper tigers back to their paper cages.
If the shoe were on the other foot they would say “the wind was strong, blew my arm and my hand opened. I never threw anything”
It slipped 🙄
I like it.
OCD may serve as an adequate defense. The thrown sandwich may be accompanied by expletives unheard of except in Hell, and there will be a physician in the witness box explaining that they’re no more than a sneeze. A steaming hot cup of Starbucks, along w the sandwich will be explained (cont’d⬇️)
as as gesture of good will. Mind you, there is currently an epidemic of this malady. I think it’ll fly.
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What a waste of a good sandwich on ICE scum bags.
More waste by this administration
This poor, traumatized officer will never be able to visit the beach again due to all of the sand which is there.
www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/f... Pardoned and rehired then Promoted at DOJ for assaulting cops on 1/6
Former Jan. 6 defendant who called cops 'Nazis' gets DOJ job www.npr.org/2025/08/07/n...
Rules for thee not for me
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Confronting abuse of constitutional authority is the most patriotic thing a citizen can do
Even more patriotic if you do it with a sandwich.
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Let me see if memory serves 1600 traitors attack Congress and attempt to overthrow the government, and they all get a pardon One guy throws a subway sandwich and they want to throw the book at him ?
Well stated
So, there AREN’T good people on both sides?
Perfect defense: “I heard Trump’s voice in my heart. He said ‘give him the pastrami!’ So I did! MAGA!”
Surreal.
Yes - what is wrong with this picture?
Hey, a half dozen warrior ethos man bros couldn’t chase him down in a straight run, so….
It took an ENTIRE BATTALION to bring in *Sub Commander Sean*.... ....even tho he offered to appear voluntarily.
The Regime is sending clear messages daily, that it will use any manner of force to protect itself... Military action, against peaceful citizens who are protesting, is on the horizon!
Pardon and a badge.
Make it make sense, please. You can’t make this stuff up.
All that high sodium lunch meat made it an a-salt.
Thoughts and prayers for the cop. Also mustard.
Actions speak louder than words.
Back the blue my ass.
60 real Dem Senators can bring an end to the insanity. Day one.
Good thing he didn't throw a pie. They would have hit him with an air strike.
Kinda makes you wonder, doesn’t it?
Avoid prosecution: Throw a bag of chocolate donuts instead. The evidence will disappear. It’s also part of their peak fitness-diet/candy crush training program.
These are the people Trump praises and welcomes. But, an ordinary American? Not so much. He’s a thug-loving thug hiring thugs. He likes the tough guy image.
Thugs stick together
So...that's for a full 12" Sub. What if I just throw half of a BLT?
Avocado toast with a fried egg?
Let’s not forget that around half of the voters, voted for this. It includes some of our family members, friends, and neighbors. We are never going back to any kind of “normal.”
And the cops are all on-board for it.
…and took #taxpayer$ that they got in the #bbb to put together a #productionstudio to make #propagandastylevideo. #americadonotfallforit bsky.app/profile/lega...
The flag pole guys were political prisoners! (Noting this as a joke because this is BlueSky)
They had time to build a gallows and still NO military were called. ALL were pardoned.
I wonder, what would the charges be, if someone threw slices of American cheese on officials.
Don’t forget, you’re also more highly qualified for a position in the Trump administration if you participated in the J6 coup.
Don't let this all fall on Trump. ALL Republicans need to share the blame and scorn. Marco Rubio, Senate Republicans inc Thune, House Republicans inc Johnson. Miller, Vought. Billionaire backers inc Leo, Crow, Koch, Sanger, Thiel, Musk and Sax. SHAME, SHAME, SHAME!! SHAME, SHAME, SHAME!!
To be fair, it was a Footlong
Probably would’ve gotten 10 years if he threw a slice of pizza
Carrying in DC. bsky.app/profile/opsa... 🤣
#pedophilelife
If we take the sandwiches away from the good guys, only the bad guys will have sandwiches
Das ist ein ziemlich offensichtlicher Mangel an Prioritäten bei Trumps Leuten, oder?
"In the criminal justice system, sandwich based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Washington DC, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Sandwich Victims Unit. These are their stories.
Is that SVU based on the old Cotton-ball Victims Unit?
Of course I hear the voice of the guy who reads that for SVU.
Doj tried twice to ger the grand jury to indict someone for assault on ice, they lost both times. Hope that happens here.
It's a very meaty role no matter how you slice it.
Created by Wolf Dick
If it will remain a misdemeanor, can I make it a combo?
I know there’s a debate between the latest Sig Sauer and Glock product for personal protection, but I’m thinking about taking this bad boy to the range to practice at 3-7 yards.
Awesome.
They were bread for service, and their profile is rising. (though some suggest they need to loaf around less.)
Felony Sandwich, Misdemeanor Slider?
Dun, dun!
😂👏🏽😂👏🏽
This sounds familiar.
Sub-versive Behavior!
Bravo!
I heard it was a salami sandwich. The battle of Salamis saved Greek democracy, but will it save ours???
No more sandwiches for me
we don't have to allow this, free this man and seek out those who were "pardoned" and bring them back to prison where they belong. stop allowing blatant bullshit, stand up to the man
"Go home. We love you. Would you like a job governing the country?"
And if the thrower were Black, he would be in prison for life or unalived.
You misspelled "shot dead on sight." 😬
and if you get hurt during the arrest, the government compensates you or your family
He should have had someone else open the door and flung ice cream scoops of tuna at the cops.
Molesting a child: Medal of Honor, full Viking funeral
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He may have had more than one sharpened baguette in his possession.
It’s so fucked up in fact everything is fucked up. When is this going to end? I really can’t take much more of any of this.
The absurdity of it all. Just mind-blowing.
I wouldn't miss one minute of the Sandwich Trial. I hope it's televised. Exactly how fucking stupid do we want the world to think we are?
... Asha Franklin Graham is the issue. They are applying their Christian Nationalist values for all to see ...
In fairness, he could’ve been packing a Club Sandwich.
They had to be safe, they were going to his house, they had no idea how well his refrigerator might have been stocked. Could you imagine if he had a jar of pickles in there?
Has anyone ID'd what building sandwich bro lives in?
They should be ashamed of themselves 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Thoughts and prayers go out to that cop and his family. Getting hit by a salami sandwich can be devastating. Praying every day that he gets through this ordeal.
It was the way the first guy through the door was carefully behind his mayo proof shield 😂😂😂
Don't forget the 11th person there to record video and put it out on social media. Anything to make Trump tough to the MAGA out in rural red states and towns.
I know there’s a debate between the latest Sig Sauer and Glock product for personal protection, but I’m thinking about taking this bad boy to the range to practice at 3-7 yards.
Grrrr
MAGA’s worst nightmare is a woke white guy with a foot long. Thanks, I’ll throw myself out 😂 #SomethingsomethingMayoLOL
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Trump is disgusting. Trump is the scum of the earth.
It doesn’t take a show of force like they presented. But, don’t be a mixing spoon. You know damn well that he shouldn’t have thrown anything at the police. He was either is completely stupid or looking for all of what he’s getting right now.
maybe they didnt realize that throwing a sandwich is a felony in a dictatorship.
Well come on….a message needs to be sent or there could be pumpernickel, Italian, flying all over the place.
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Need more sandwiches, honestly.
The definition of conservatism as "establishing an order with people whom the law protects and does not bind and people whom the law binds and does not protect" (and the side on which the police stand) seems hard to make clearer than this.
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Thugs.
There was only one gyro in that story..
Give some a job in this fucking sham of an administration. 🤬🤬🤬
They look way too good to throw, though
Freedom comes at a price. Besides, there's no onions and peppers on those c'steaks, so they're totally tribute-worthy.
Wellllll, I'm very very very much against wasting food. They could've thrown something else at those a-holes.
These look like South Philly Cheese Steaks. These are holy in Philadelphia.
C'mon he might have had Mayonnaise in a squirt container.
Since when is sharing your sandwich a crime?
It’s so horrific. 😩
A two tiered justice system bsky.app/profile/eddi...
Soooooo....what i hear....is....carry a flag pole with me and im good if I beat a cop with one? 🤔🙄 good lord... sigh....
Now you seem to get it Asha! They are all fucking NAZIS!
Causing death to cops doing their job! These pieces of shit aren’t cops. They are 1st grade bullies. Their parents ought to be called and shamed for raising such pieces of UN-AMERICAN SHIT! It’s time to find out who they are. We need a spy to get us a list. Elon??? We may forgive you if you help
Meal Team Six is just mad they weren't there to fight over it
If only that guy had stopped to traffic some children while the cops were chasing him, they'd have let him go--maybe even offered him a job in the 47 Regime.
The Blues Brothers had less trouble paying that property tax bill
Yeah, throwing that sandwich hurt that prick’s ego. He should’ve used a flagpole, and beat the piss out of him. And then you could go to court with a stupid Maga hat on, and they’ll let you go.
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Wow. Cops LOVE a chance to use force, even when not at all necessary. They're young, got new guns. When can we beat up someone?
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And that is not hyperbole.
You've heard of 'false flag operations' BUT have you felt a 'real flag in your face' operation?!
So the message this Executive Office intends to convey through these incidents is apparently that they would love it if peaceful tourists started beating ICE commandos with flagpoles
In all fairness, they got a tip that he was harboring jalapeños on his premises
The sandwich did have salami
So messed up!
Delay depose throw sandwiches
These are the worst people in America.
Here’s a million bucks
That is Trump’s new America and it sucks!
Good thing it wasn't a Quiznos. That would have required air support
Priorities. They got video to share with the brainwashed.
Pretty fucked up!
10 person group of cowards
Ludicrous Crybaby pedophile has temper tantrum 🤔
😒
These from the people who suggested the agent who shot Ashley Babbit should be charged with MURDER!
He couldn't yell at them. Who would join ICE in 2025 if he did that?
Also, EPSTEIN
Didn't they catch him on the street ? video suggested they did - one guy outran 10 cops that day??
The chase was the bestest part!
I hope the Judge throws the case out and reprimands the DOJ for wasting the court's time.
Pro Trump: freedom and rewards. Anti-Trump: felony Quit trying to see it rationally. It’s a dictatorship, and the dictator is a psychotic narcissist.
And I did catch the Cato the Elder reference in your handle.
We are all Carthage.
It’s the tried and true fascist way: For my friends, everything. For my enemies, the law.
Thank you. Exactly. Their Nazi cosplay is over the nose.
Police in their capacity of enforcing the will of God/White Supremacy are the sacred cowest of sacred cows. Police who would dare to sin by inconveniencing White Supremacists are naught but ground pork
Trumpian upside-down world.
molesting and raping little girls - - go home. nothing to see here
How is it possible that MAGAts cannot see the blatant hypocrisy in this juxtaposition? Even knowing that MAGA is clearly a cult, how do they rationalize it to themselves? How do they manage the cognitive dissonance?
In America we take our lunch meat seriously.
“I wore a mask & extreme body armor to invade our nation’s capital for my fascist boss and all I got was a lousy sandwich”
Party of law and order
Yip, America has turned upside down🥵
Water balloons are a better choice.
My understanding is that throw had quite a bit of mustard on it….
Well, now we know what's legal. A precedent has been set. 2026?
EPSTEIN FILES PLEASE!!!
And the guy with the shield had it upside down. 🤦
Bruising a cop’s ego leads abusing their power. Sad times.
It is almost impossible to understand the cognitive dissonance that enables this.
Did they have to call up to get let in the building?
So disgusting!
Very soon we must all be "tourists"....
How can they be taken seriously even by Maga's??? Fools!! These people are all imbeciles!!
You don't know what he had in his apartment! He might have a had cold cuts, mustard, and whole-wheat rolls ready to go - maybe a pile of premade sandwitches in the fridge. Those pigs didn't know what they were walking in to.
And what if one of them were gluten intolerant?
But did they eat the evidence? Did it spoil before the trial? If this weren't so stupid it would actually be funny.
Sad and truthful
Would be nice if they caught some real criminals
So if the sandwich guy had instead knocked the heck out of the cop with a flagpole, it would have been quickly forgiven? Good to know.
If we are going to be accused of assault over shit like this we may ad well start breaking some bones and make it worth it. Next time use a hammer.
Words cannot express my anger at the giant, orange, diapered turd who is trying to lead our country off a damned cliff. Gimme a sandwich AND a can of soup!
Hey now, taking a foot-long in the Kevlar can cause PTSD.
And that Jeannie Pirozzolo witch had the never to charge him with a felony. Glad the Judge threw that charge out. Wonder what the charge would be for a Bagel with cream cheese and lox.
or a cucumber triangle?
Maybe
They'd probably claim antisemitism
Someone needs to calculate the costs of these dog and pony shows
Oh my a sandwich had to hurt the feeling to warrant a FELONY? And the police in dc who are ok with this take over and support it should really remember j6,2021
Well, the type of sandwich will serve to mitigate the intent.
Their BS is so obviously transparent!
Is that a concealed submarine sandwich in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me? 😉
The police were acting like heels. They could’ve acted like gyros but they aioli make it wurst.
American's taxpayer dollars at work -- heaven forbid someone cannot survive getting hit by a sandwich. Anyone think they might melt if someone throws a pail of water on them?
Murdering a young black woman asleep in her bed at home: totally fine if you're a cop.
They should get paid Hollywood money for their acting!
Good thing there were cameras rolling or the thugs probably would've beat him up.
That’s Trump’s’Merica
In their defense, most of those cops were just hoping to catch another free sandwich.
The regime is pushing Americans towards violence to justify martial law. Treating us with unnecessary force and punishing with disproportionate measures. It’s all an intentional provocation. Let’s keep throwing sandwiches. Let’s not bite. Let’s gerrymander. #savedemocracy
He has a fridge. You don't know how many sandwiches he might have in there. You can never be careful enough because of that
He could be stockpiling hamunition.
Let alone perhaps some mustard and/or ketchup...
or SRIRACHA! omg the HUMANITY
Sriracha might introduce new levels of lethality
I’m thinking of cheesecloth packed with dog poop.
Wearing tactical gear is no match for a flying grinder.
Finally, the hero we’ve been waiting for. ;
Sorry sorry sorry! Subway wanted my marketing firm to create a viral ad and we MAY have went too far. We’ll do better!
It does for that bunch of mask wearing fake cops
Why isn't that Jesse Walter guy mentioning a police officer was attacked wearing tactical gear of pink shirt and shorts.
Come on Asha, they thought they were going to arrest the Hulk, who had thrown a subway at an officer!