Aww look. Some MAGA in a parking lot got their fee fees hurt by my bumper sticker and decided to vandalize it. So fragile (fortunately I ordered multiples for precisely this possibility, it was time to replace it anyway!) 😂
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Why you the MAGA snowflake vandalize your bumper sticker. If Donald Trump skied that would be amazing for his age. And skiing in jeans is perfectly acceptable.
aug 16, 2025, 2:02 pm • 0 0 • view
Was the vandal AI? Those letters are garbled nonsense.
aug 16, 2025, 1:51 pm • 3 0 • view
I don’t want my car vandalized by white fragility!
aug 16, 2025, 2:36 pm • 0 0 • view
Looks like an inbred confederate attacked you. I would step it up a notch on the next sticker.
aug 16, 2025, 1:53 pm • 2 0 • view
Did Donny Jr or Eric write that? It looks like it says... on top of me mom.
aug 16, 2025, 1:54 pm • 0 0 • view
You can order one here, btw! www.zazzle.com/donald_trump...
aug 16, 2025, 1:47 pm • 138 16 • view
I don’t get it
aug 16, 2025, 4:40 pm • 0 0 • view
I like that it lets us edit the font
aug 16, 2025, 2:05 pm • 0 0 • view
I find it easier to imagine Trump doing parkour than to imagine him skiing..
aug 16, 2025, 1:57 pm • 13 0 • view
Get one that says he’s got “swoll ankles”
aug 16, 2025, 1:51 pm • 2 0 • view
Don't know where to get this one, but saw it on a car in Santa Cruz. 🏄🏽♀️
aug 16, 2025, 2:40 pm • 2 0 • view
Another example of Dems messaging well?
aug 16, 2025, 2:09 pm • 0 0 • view
How vicious a sticker! By the way, EPSTEIN!!!!
aug 16, 2025, 2:59 pm • 1 0 • view
Trump couldn’t hack it in NYC
aug 20, 2025, 4:42 pm • 0 0 • view
Looks like they're practically illiterate
aug 16, 2025, 2:12 pm • 1 0 • view
My son had a Taylor Swift bumper sticker and had his tires punctured.
aug 16, 2025, 1:53 pm • 2 0 • view
"Resist" sticker = keyed 360 degrees on a new car.
aug 17, 2025, 4:47 pm • 0 0 • view
😂
aug 16, 2025, 2:04 pm • 0 0 • view
lol ❤️ that bumper sticker. Comedy is the best antidote to this horrible president.
aug 16, 2025, 1:53 pm • 1 0 • view
Yeah, it was written by a Trumpie, alright. It was scribbled by someone who was on their knees .
aug 16, 2025, 1:54 pm • 3 0 • view
Never seen a group so triggered and insecure as the white MAGA male. Needs to be a study some day.
aug 16, 2025, 1:46 pm • 8 0 • view
So he dry humps your mom because A- she's not gonna let him get any. and B- he sexually assaults women.
aug 16, 2025, 2:01 pm • 1 0 • view
But this was a joke about JD Vance. Trump doesn't ski...
aug 16, 2025, 1:53 pm • 1 0 • view
He does (maybe not anymore). In fact Ivana once told a story of her beating him down a slope and he lost his mind
aug 16, 2025, 2:04 pm • 10 3 • view
I hope he still does. He should try the slope with three black diamonds.
aug 16, 2025, 2:56 pm • 3 0 • view
Not sure if many needed that image in their mind.
aug 17, 2025, 2:29 am • 0 0 • view
Wish he would ski like Sonny Bono.
aug 16, 2025, 1:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Best post so far today! 👆👆
aug 16, 2025, 2:12 pm • 0 0 • view
They think that they are clever.
aug 16, 2025, 1:52 pm • 0 0 • view
Seems like they hit a significant literacy pothole at the your/you're intersection (much of MAGA seems to struggle with this) and I think it resulted in a broken "brain axle". Glad to read you have spares for the little snowflake vandals.
aug 16, 2025, 7:00 pm • 0 0 • view
As a NJ native who learned to ski at Vernon Valley, this insult is chef's kiss. 🤣
aug 16, 2025, 4:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Swedish chef, according to the sharpied reaction.
aug 16, 2025, 8:26 pm • 0 0 • view
He skis from the highest Alps on one leg stopping wars with the free hand breaking all of Lindsey Vonn's records and he doesn't need aki goggles just extra hairspray leaving an orange streak trailing behind.....
aug 16, 2025, 1:48 pm • 7 0 • view
Chef’s kiss 👆👆
aug 16, 2025, 2:11 pm • 1 0 • view
Very poor penmanship🤣
aug 16, 2025, 1:47 pm • 3 0 • view
now ordering multiples was thinking ahead!
aug 16, 2025, 7:05 pm • 0 0 • view
😂
aug 16, 2025, 3:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Leave Mr Mom outta this
aug 16, 2025, 8:44 pm • 0 0 • view
They are SO fragile. Kind of cute, no?
aug 16, 2025, 2:02 pm • 0 0 • view
Such a mean burn for a fourth grader.
aug 16, 2025, 2:31 pm • 0 0 • view
I’ve seen toddlers with better writing skills. Oh wait, that tracks.
aug 16, 2025, 1:48 pm • 3 0 • view
I'm from Florida- is it a faux pas to ski in jeans?🤓
aug 16, 2025, 2:11 pm • 0 0 • view
On so many levels 😀 Not practical. Even if you never fall, chair lifts etc can be wet. Not waterproof and little warmth & flexibility. You rarely see them on the mountain. Only muppets who think they're cool. A bit like first time divers who spend a fortune on kit. 'All the kit and clueless' types.
aug 16, 2025, 2:40 pm • 1 0 • view
Thank you!
aug 16, 2025, 10:21 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m having a hard time believing that Trump skis at all.
aug 16, 2025, 2:09 pm • 1 0 • view
I can't even read the scrawl that this inbred dropout fourth grader used, and can't be bothered attempting to decipher. Like economist Paul Krugman shared the other day, "MAGA's feelings don't care about your facts." I'd get a note pad version of that bumper sticker and just pull away the top sheet.
aug 16, 2025, 10:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Guys think that mother stuff works on anyone but them.
aug 16, 2025, 1:46 pm • 2 0 • view
I use iron-ons to make shirts and then just leave them random places. Mostly because you can't put an iron-on on a diaper.
aug 16, 2025, 1:54 pm • 5 0 • view
That handwriting looks like the result of a maga education.
aug 16, 2025, 1:55 pm • 1 0 • view
"ON TOP GI MR MOM? Why they gotta be like that to Michael Keaton?
aug 16, 2025, 1:48 pm • 7 0 • view
Penmanship leaves a bit to be desired. Probably having difficulty changing from jumbo crayon to a sharpie though
aug 16, 2025, 1:47 pm • 3 0 • view
Great handwriting. Functionally illiterate.
aug 16, 2025, 1:51 pm • 12 0 • view
Look at you being all generous and calling them functional.
aug 16, 2025, 3:49 pm • 2 0 • view
Yes, but gold star for them being prepared with a marker! LOL Actually, if you change the POV to you having added that yourself, it makes the bumper sticker even more offensive to MAGA. Win/win??
aug 16, 2025, 1:47 pm • 5 0 • view
Mom's prob busy with her brother....or cousin.
aug 17, 2025, 4:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Did they write... corgi mom?
aug 16, 2025, 1:46 pm • 4 0 • view
I think the vandal ate the sharp end of the crayon before writing with it. I can't make out a word.
aug 16, 2025, 3:48 pm • 1 0 • view
I never understood that joke. I’ve never skied in anything but jeans. 🤷♀️
aug 16, 2025, 1:59 pm • 1 0 • view
Cotton kills in winter
aug 16, 2025, 2:23 pm • 1 0 • view
As someone who lives in ski country, that is the perfect troll!
aug 16, 2025, 1:50 pm • 4 0 • view
Woo, and such an example of wit and nuance!🙄
aug 16, 2025, 1:58 pm • 0 0 • view
And they say Dems don't message well.
aug 16, 2025, 2:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Condolences on finding out your mom is Laura Loomer
aug 16, 2025, 2:14 pm • 0 0 • view
That threw me as well. Wtf were they going for there?
aug 16, 2025, 1:52 pm • 1 0 • view
It has to be your, right? (So glad my boss isn’t paying attention to me right now 😂)
aug 16, 2025, 1:56 pm • 1 0 • view
Grammatically you’d presume so but… it doesn’t appear to share literally a single letter with “your”! There looks to be an “n”, an “e”, and it starts with… a freckled butt? A mutant butterfly? For people that demand everyone speak English, they suck at English-ing!
aug 16, 2025, 2:47 pm • 2 0 • view
I love that we are all analyzing the shit out of this 😂
aug 16, 2025, 9:13 pm • 1 0 • view
Lol I’ve been staring at it for five minutes 😂
aug 16, 2025, 1:53 pm • 1 0 • view
Thank you. I wasn't prepared when they broke out the Middle Earth.
aug 16, 2025, 1:53 pm • 14 0 • view
Lmaoooooooo
aug 16, 2025, 1:53 pm • 2 0 • view
Is that a fucking umlaut?
aug 16, 2025, 3:19 pm • 2 0 • view
Leanne throw a lil German in thurr
aug 16, 2025, 3:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Goddamit lemme
aug 16, 2025, 3:39 pm • 1 0 • view
HAHAHA
aug 16, 2025, 3:38 pm • 1 0 • view
kinda fitting that they have to carry sharpies around to adjust reality
aug 16, 2025, 1:47 pm • 23 0 • view
Penmanship is giving deficient troglodyte.
aug 16, 2025, 1:47 pm • 2 1 • view
This is a serious gateway crime to more serious crimes. Stick the dude in the slammer.
aug 16, 2025, 1:53 pm • 0 0 • view
I thought I was the only one who didn’t know what the hell the moron wrote
aug 16, 2025, 2:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Poor MAGA got confused by the word ‘your’. I guess thats not surprising, they’re not any good at pronouns.
aug 16, 2025, 1:52 pm • 0 0 • view
The legibility is on brand
aug 16, 2025, 3:40 pm • 1 0 • view
But what does any of it mean?
aug 16, 2025, 2:14 pm • 1 0 • view
You are a Boss!!!!
aug 16, 2025, 1:48 pm • 0 0 • view
I’d get “Trump eats pizza with a fork.”
aug 16, 2025, 3:19 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 16, 2025, 1:47 pm • 8 0 • view
How will you ever survive? So cruel. Such crappy handwriting. 🤣
aug 16, 2025, 1:55 pm • 0 0 • view
They’re all whiny pissbabies
aug 16, 2025, 3:29 pm • 0 0 • view
Sorry to include this PS: In 2016, I simply put a "Resist" sticker on my car. My kids took it to a smaller town in upstate CT for the wknd, parked it one eve in a busy village, and returned to a 360 degree "key job".
aug 16, 2025, 4:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Ugh
aug 16, 2025, 9:30 pm • 2 0 • view
Insurance paid, but every single panel on a new Volvo, so no more bumper strips for me! Psychopaths.
aug 17, 2025, 2:12 pm • 0 0 • view
And it's such a compliment to suggest he could remain upright in any attire...
aug 16, 2025, 4:17 pm • 1 0 • view
That’s Gabby Johnson’s gibberish.
aug 16, 2025, 2:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Why do they all use insults from third grade?
aug 16, 2025, 1:48 pm • 3 0 • view
Just what I was thinking. Didn‘t we all grow out of „your mom“ jokes by the time we left grade school?
aug 16, 2025, 10:55 pm • 1 0 • view
Is the joke funny if you can’t read what they wrote?
aug 16, 2025, 1:52 pm • 17 0 • view
Oh. Truth is trump can’t ski. Those cankles won’t fit any boots.
aug 16, 2025, 2:19 pm • 2 0 • view
What? He can FIT in jeans?
aug 16, 2025, 2:29 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 16, 2025, 1:56 pm • 0 0 • view
It was probably Biden’s fault.
aug 16, 2025, 1:47 pm • 2 0 • view
It’s always a creepy se❌ pest comment 🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️hard drives are full for these Icks.
aug 16, 2025, 3:28 pm • 0 0 • view