I think it would be a great reality show to drop Stephen Miller in the middle of say, Mumbai (it has to be a foreign city, because 🤯), and then watch what happens. Honestly, I’m curious
I think it would be a great reality show to drop Stephen Miller in the middle of say, Mumbai (it has to be a foreign city, because 🤯), and then watch what happens. Honestly, I’m curious
He wouldn't do too well in the rural community either. Stick him in the corn belt and he's more than likely to get his ass beat for mouthing off where people like to keep their business, their business.
Dead in 5 minutes
Or drop him in DC Jail for 18 months while he’s waiting trial. I would definitely watch that show.
My vote is for Mogadishu.
Pee Wee German you mean!!
Yes, but with no money or access to it, no phone or other electronics, and just the clothes on his back.
Or stark bollock naked - in the middle of monsoon season.
Even better!
What a little neurotic ghoul.
Sadly, many rural Americans are already very fearful of cities, and other countries. His rhetoric works on them. Education is essential.
Sounds like a good show. I think you should pitch it, or even better in the middle of Chicago or Detroit.
I'm in. Pay-per-view, maybe?
How about Pyongyang?
He’s as evil (maybe more so!) as the 🍊🐔💩🌮!
No no, drop him in Toronto. Give me advance notice. We'll arrange a welcoming party and a Mr Beast inspired game show will organically result.
He's also selling blatant RACISM and white supremacy! With him, CRUELTY is the point! His proud accomplishment of the first term was separation of immigrant children from families!
I was thinking about sending him to Tehran & announcing his arrival.
Kampala would be apropos.
Mexico City would be more apropos, IMO. But I otherwise love your idea, @asharangappa.bsky.social.
Too bad we can't drop our very own Goebbels into reality. It would frighten his sick, delicate ego into a psychotic state worse than his normal psychotic state.
He would curl up in a corner, and implode
He has no idea what awaits him in 4-5 years!
He'd probably be hit by a car.
Nah, Mogadishu.
Rather see him dropped in to a pit of venomnos snakes.
Pretty much any cabinet member as well...
OK, but also there are 3,000 snipers and whoever gets him wins a million dollars
This reminds me of the time my relative had to go to downtown Atlanta during Freaknik. We laughed so hard at this. He wasn’t afraid whatsoever. But it was hilarious
Drop him anywhere in Maharashtra and just sit back to enjoy the show.
ok but one of the areas that hasn't yet gotten the pedestrian intersection lights
I was in Mumbai with a friend in 2007. My friend couldn’t handle the relatively calm places, had a breakdown and shuttered himself in a hotel room for two days. So, hypothetically, if we were to drop Stephen Miller into Mumbai, let’s not make it the middle. Let’s drop him into Dharavi!
I’d watch the shit out of that
He’d curl up in a ball like a terrified hedgehog ….only not nearly so cute and cuddly 😏
You’re not afraid of humans because they’re your species. With Stephen it’s different.
Too kind, Asha. Drop him in the middle of the Amazon with a butterfly net.
Sounds like a good plan to me.
Also, I've heard him say all of this same bullsh before.
He couldn't handle Santa Monica
Orange County would overwhelm him
I’m thinking Bakersfield.
Jeez, Asha - what did the good burghers of Mumbai ever do to you, to deserve that dead-eyed little creep being dropped on them?
Mogadishu
"completely full of shit" AND a nazi
I think I would drop him in North Korea and leave him.
Drop him in a Walmart in Mississippi on Black Friday.
Stephen Miller has a fundamental misunderstanding about gangs that feeds his twisted worldview. I've worked with rural kids who, among other challenges, have been involved with gangs. Gangs are terrible. But most of the kids who get caught up in them aren't. Gangs are a community problem.
Oh that would be SUCH fun. I can just imagine the average cabbie's response.
And everyone talking about how he'd be hit by a car or something - no. Traffic moves slowly, and there are lots of people on the street who would swarm any car that dared touch a pedestrian.
good GAWD I’d love that
I’m sorry, there is great crime in DC. It’s all happening near the White House. The White House, the justice department, the DOD are all lousy with crime.
The whole Miller philosophy is hate, cruelty, and the Nazi rule of tyranny. They’re taking advantage of the fact that people fear what they do not know. I’ve been in both DC and Chicago recently. There is no crisis there, no rebellion, no insurrection and less crime than in Tennessee.
My 36 hours in Mumbai were pretty magical. Drop him into Salzburg.
Salzburg's too easy for him. Get a train or bus to Munich, find his buddies in a beer hall.
Or Strasbourg. (I was shocked when Bourdain killed himself. Not by where he did it. I still can't get over stumbling upon a former concentration camp in the gorgeous countryside in Alsace.)
I was thinking Trump should be sent to the Rann of Kutch.
Yes. Literally drop him out of the plane.
I bet he'd last longer in Mumbai than in say... South Boston.
Kabul...yeah...that'd be great...
Lagos, Nigeria, to Kinchasa, DR Congo to Cairo, Egypt then Mumbai. Ragged and triggered. I'd watch every second.
What an extraordinary journey! The cultural tapestry from West Africa to the Indian subcontinent is truly mesmerizing.
Is he as demented as Felon47? He is living in a big scary world of his little Nazi mind.
Downtown LA would be more than enough.
i kinda think Haiti would be nice... you can even give him a gun, and let's see how that works out for him
Wonder if he ever is thinking of who and what he will be after trump. All of this administration will be disgraced for the rest of their lives. Hope to live long enough to enjoy their miserable existence. ( I do realize this is not exactly healthy) but I do not care.
Heck... drop him in Santa Monica without a security detail, and then watch what happens. ; )
He’d do fine. He’s full of shit!
He lies like he breathes. From LA no less.
Himmiller is evil
Maybe somewhere more like Kinshasa. Really make him feel the cultural difference.
It can be called Amazing Racist.
Mogadishu, please.
I’d watch and then watch again.
As simple as a taxi to the US embassy/consulate, unfortunately.
Drop him in Cairo. IYKYK
Mumbai sucks, but even the city's worst critic will agree that the city does not deserve to have to deal with Stephen Miller in any way, shape or form
I can’t help but think of the brilliant allegorical movie District 9.
Mogadishu?
Fear mongerer.
He also needs to go.
Death is preferred. We'll need a few silver bullets, a stake and garlic.
Could someone run on that as a campaign promise? I would suggest Caracas.
Mumbai? I vote for Santa Monica
I think Uganda might be more appropriate. I’d pay to watch that. ☺️
I'd like to know what medications this freak is on or what medications he is supposed to be on and isn't taking! His own relatives say he's a disgusting racist.
Lived in DC for 11 years as a single woman, 5 more single years in NYC (Manhattan n Brooklyn), another 3 single yrs in Buenos Aires. He’s totally full of shit.
Totally! When I traveled for business, DC and especially NYC were like second homes. Never felt unsafe or scared of my own shadow and I'm NOT someone who limits my travels to tourist traps and antiseptic bubbles. For supposed "alpha males," A LOT of everyday things scare the bejeezus out of them.
As a woman, the anonymity and people-everywhere-24-7 that big cities offer make them safer than quieter, less populated places. But they have to play to the suburban/rural base fears…
The same people who are terrified of places they've never been, people they'll never meet and cities they have zero intention of ever visiting. But the rest of us are forced to live in a shit show because of their fragile egos and micro intellects.
Drop his twitchy weird pencil neck ass off here in Chicago... I got a feeling that would be a short, but highly entertaining, reality show
Standing to fetal position in .4 seconds.
Drop head scumbag Rupert Murdoch and whoever keeps putting these fascists on TV along with him and I'd pay for that.
He'd have a hard time finding mayo & I would want them to make sure he only has access to really spicy food options.
He doesn’t deserve spicy food. He should only get instant oatmeal.
Miller's childhood move to a diverse school when his father fell on hard times seems to have been a trigger point in his racism and xenophobia.
Drop him in the middle of the Sahara.
Oh no. It would have to be the libertarian utopia Mogadishu.
They would eat him alive. We’d never hear from him again.
I would like to suggest Mexico 🇲🇽
From how high?
Hell, drop him in Memphis or East St. Louis or Birmingham, AL…. Let’s see him order at a BBQ joint or stop for a drink in a blues club.
I live in STL; I don't want that POS anywhere near me, river or no river separating us, tyvm
Yes, most reasonable people would agree with that. Wouldn’t be fair to those cities to send Miller there…
I suggested Kinshasa higher up in the thread, but you're right, not really fair to the Congolese.
I'd settle for South Central, Watts or Compton as long as it was in the middle of the night with advanced notification.
WTF is he babbling about?!?!
Stephen looks more confident when lying and that scares the shit out of me! He isn’t all fidgety while lying.
Smart of JB Pritzker to call out Stephen Miller by name. He's one of the least likable government officials in memory who oozes sadism and anger from every pore. Dems need to make him the villainous face of ICE brutality.
Drop him in downtown Berkeley. It's about as foreign as you can get from Stephen Miller. And let me know, I'll be there in a hot New York minute. [He's a lantzmen. His grandfather and my grandfather are from the same shtetl (population 2,000 at the time).]
People literally afraid of cities they've never been too because of these people. I suppose I should have more empathy, but seriously just ask someone who lives in a city what there like. Most tourists come here to visit those mean old cities these people are afraid of.
Thanks for labeling!
and Fox continue to broadcast his bullshit. who is worse?
Kidnapped by Faux ICE Thugs with no due process and whisked off to whereabouts unknown!
Asha, you have excelled yourself!! I'd PAY to watch that show. What a HOOT-and-a-half it'd be!
PAINT them both Black and drop them on Fifth AVe
Lagos would be another excellent venue. Nigerians know how to handle little men like this!
Pay per View!
He’s an evil 👿 POS.
NYC would also work
Stephen Miller on Naked and Afraid. In the middle of some snake and insect infested location. Drop him off and never come back.
Racist and Afraid
Somewhere in uganda
I vote for dumping him in Lagos.
Urban relocation strategies can be fascinating. However, focusing on positive solutions often yields better results for all parties.
I’m going with Lagos.
I'm not sure whether his head would explode or if he'd just curl up in a ball on the sidewalk, mumbling to himself while rocking back and forth. And for the record, I've walked through SF after dark by myself, ridden the NY subway, and did volunteer work in South Central LA - and never felt unsafe.
I would pay to see that.
PROJECTION, it is.
Best a city (even just a neighborhood) with relatively few English speakers
I'm curious how many Americans have actually traveled abroad Not to Canada or some all inclusive club, but to see how others live
In pink pants, a ruffled tux shirt, cheap flip flops and maybe a little mascara .
I'd just like to see Miller come to Chicago. Then watch what happens.
Love it! Shark tank or pen of hungry wolves would work as well -
We could call it… Kiss Your Ass Mumbai
Asha, I think the ppl in Mumbai would be nice and help Stephen Miller find his way around. And SM wouldn’t know how to act because he’d be shocked. Or am I clueless about Mumbai?
I have just the place in mind: North Sentinel Island.
I suggest the Pacific Ocean, but that's me. Next to a dead whale. Which great white sharks are feeding on. Now that would be an enjoyable reality show.
Yes, please!!!
Steven Miller is a beta male cuck, is hero likes fake tan and he likes fake hair.
mmm, thinking more of an organized Hunger-Games form of accountability is what’s required for this lot.
I think that anywhere there are normal people should be enough to completely freak him out
Alternatively, drop Stephen Miller here in my part of semi-rural Kentucky. After 20 minutes, he'll hate "the country," too.
Drop, you say? Like, from about 1000 feet?
Add a zero and yeet that motherfucker out the back of a plane sans chute. And for those feeling particularly spicy... rig him up with a Go Pro and PPV that shit.
Heard he may also be bi sexual leaning more toward the male side hmm
His secret agent skills are crazy, and he would sail out disguised as a Dutch lounge singer.
Drop him in the middle of Hades. He’s the most vile human being ever. And I’ve seen some vile people in my years. He tops the list.
👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They're free to go to pool halls?? That's his example. Seriously??
That is not the worst place on earth. How about Komodo Island, full of komodo dragons.
You would find him in a corner in the fetal position sobbing his eyes out like a little girl. Guys like Miller are too soft to live in the real world. All bark with a condescending pussy bite.
Bombay has too many English-speakers, and he’d rush to the US Consulate to have his Uncle Mafia Don give him sanctuary. Bishkek (Kyrgyzstan) would be more amusing but it has a US embassy. So let’s make it Mogadishu (Somalia).
Drop him in the middle of Africa & let the lions decide if he should live. Isn't that what they did in the bible?
I doubt if he speaks either Marathi or Hindi, but most Indians, including my housemates, impressively speak a variety of languages and would be able to communicate perfectly well in English.
Pretty sure that almost anywhere in Africa would produce the same result.
Every one of his sound bites needs to be on a T shirt
Even better send him to my house.
“A Bigot Abroad”
I’m voting for Mexico City.
He is #1 problem - Trump is his puppet president
or anywhere during daylight hours
Uganda?
I really think Uganda would be more appropriate.
He's going to get completely stopped up because he won't eat anything but naan. Better give him some dulcolax.
I think there are a whole lot of sitches in neighborhoods across the US that Stephen would not have a pleasant reception in.
I’d watch. I’d even pay to watch
My understanding is that trump and Stephen Miller have reservations ...
I’d watch that! Hopefully it’s an interactive show where we can 👎 to Miller and then he has to stay there.
Lagos. I’d watch that.
Which part of Mumbai? Dharavi, maybe!
The Florida Everglades would be even more interesting
"Bigoted, Naked & Afraid"
Don't tease with a good time! Miller in Mumbai?!? He'd be a nervous breakdown in shoes.
Mogadishu.
Was pondering this the other day. Like if you put a miller in a non white country and he had no way out and had to live there forever. Would he continue to hate everyone around him or would he adapt to the culture and find love😍
Stephen Miller is an Arsonist and a NAZI, pay no attention to his freakish looks and behavior and that Big Bright Shiny sweaty recently cuckd by Elon Bald Dome Blimp Hanger of a Head.
I like that suggestion...but only if we drop him from 10,000 feet with no parachute. Wait, check that. Give him a parachute, tell him to jump, instruct on how to pull ripcord. But rig it so that when he pulls it nothing happens.
Girrrrrrl, I would pay oh so much cash to watch that……
As long as we could *literally* drop him at the start of each episode, like from a drone clutching him as an eagle with prey. I can hear the theme music in my head, and see the opening sequence of freeze frames as he looks around confused and terrified in each new location...
Port au Prince would be so much more satisfying to watch…just have drone footage on PPV…give him a match, a small knife and a KKK outfit and HALO drop him in…nature’s fireworks are always the best.
Call it Project Whiny Bitch
It seems such an odd/sad thing to be “scared” of cities.
Well this may be even a better reality show than having 24/7 live action of him behind bars at CeCot.
You know the arena in Catching Fire, the clock one that spins? Go with me here: if there was the technology for it, SM could be dropped into foreign city A and then, a few days into it, the dial is spun and he's transported to foreign city B (say, Kampala, Uganda) and so on. Ratings gold.
With nothing, no money, no phone, no clothes.
Well just what he’s wearing.
Somalia. They need tough guys [sic] and someone needs to help them after 33 years.
I’d pay good money to watch that reality show
Ahhh…I see it now. His hair died because he’s so full of shit.
Too many smart & kind people in Mumbai will speak English & help this punk-ass stranger-in-a-strange-land. A kindness Miller would never extend himself.