Can we come up with other meaningless fear-mongering rhetoric for them that would involve doing something good? I wish public health stuff worked! But if fear is in the mix…it appears the main fear rhetoric has to involve harming someone else. So…SPACE INVASION? We need health to fight the aliens!
some sort of Watchmen interdimensional squid scenario that results in universal healthcare and housing would be cool
We need some kind of rival planet we have to beat in life expectancy and equality—a rival planet Egaligtaria to threaten and ridicule us for how crappily and unjustly we arrange things and then offer to take truly egalitarian people to their planet where everything is MUCH NICER.