I'm sure the definition of "harassment" is going to be balanced. What with the demonstrated equality, and all.

Within our workplace, just one foul word out of your mouth within my hearing range is already harassment: fuck shit piss cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits God Jesus Christ gospel faith Satan sin creation Adam Eve Eden holy salvation Hell Hades Heaven geek nerd Pollack Daigo Nigger Chink Kraut Jap...

Wait until the Jehovah’s witnesses get ramped up. Significant Mormon population in California and Washington. I would start documenting each instance and telling them to stop harassing me from the first incident in clear and consistent language.”