There should be a rule that if your AC goes out, you’re allowed to eat ice cream four times a day.
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aug 11, 2025, 5:32 pm • 1 0 • view
Unrelated: xkcd.com/418/
aug 11, 2025, 4:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Ice cream supplied by your healthcare plan or, the government.
aug 11, 2025, 5:19 pm • 2 0 • view
Only 4 times?
aug 11, 2025, 4:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Why wait for the AC to go out?
aug 11, 2025, 3:54 pm • 0 0 • view
I think those are part of the unwritten rules of home/apartment occupancy.
aug 11, 2025, 5:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Make it so.
aug 11, 2025, 4:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Don't even joke. (About A/C)
aug 11, 2025, 5:45 pm • 0 0 • view
The rule is: Loads of ice cream, plenty of drinks with crushed ice. Favorites are absinthe and elderflower cordial + a good flowery gin.
aug 11, 2025, 2:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Me, I'm a grown man I can eat nothing but bacon, candy, and candied bacon
aug 11, 2025, 4:05 pm • 0 0 • view
That’s not a law? I thought it was a law.
aug 11, 2025, 3:20 pm • 0 0 • view
It should be mandatory.
aug 11, 2025, 3:46 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 11, 2025, 4:49 pm • 3 0 • view
Sounds like you just created it 🤷♂️
aug 11, 2025, 1:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Allowed? Required!
aug 11, 2025, 5:32 pm • 1 0 • view
Apparently I’ve been doing it wrong… cuz I eats ice cream whenever the mood strikes… which makes s several times a day…
aug 11, 2025, 3:36 pm • 0 0 • view
I’ll vote for that rule.
aug 11, 2025, 5:36 pm • 0 0 • view
That count seems low to me.
aug 10, 2025, 6:32 pm • 6 0 • view
I'm in
aug 11, 2025, 3:20 pm • 0 0 • view
It's worked for me 😊
aug 11, 2025, 1:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Works for me 🍦🍦🍦🍦💕‼️
aug 11, 2025, 6:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Haven’t you noticed, we can make up as many rules as we like these days.
aug 11, 2025, 4:27 pm • 1 0 • view
There IS such a rule! It's the 2nd amendment: the right to BARE ARMS, which you have to have in order to eat ice cream four times a day!
aug 11, 2025, 5:36 pm • 0 0 • view
I agree!
aug 11, 2025, 1:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Don’t mention ICE !
aug 11, 2025, 4:17 pm • 0 0 • view
There isn’t? Uh-oh
aug 11, 2025, 4:04 pm • 0 0 • view
It is only fair....
aug 11, 2025, 10:12 am • 0 0 • view
Rule 101-AC/ice cream to translational cooling rule: All person is without AC and it is hot as balls, gets unlimited dairy desserts.
aug 11, 2025, 10:37 pm • 0 0 • view
There is, my dear.
aug 11, 2025, 10:35 am • 4 0 • view
Go roque…5
aug 11, 2025, 1:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Seems reasonable. I might be willing to go as high as 6 or 8 even.
aug 11, 2025, 3:20 pm • 0 0 • view
You mean that ISN'T a rule?? 🍧🍦
aug 11, 2025, 5:35 pm • 0 0 • view
and even lose a little weight in the process
aug 11, 2025, 3:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Wait!!! You mean there isn't already?????
aug 11, 2025, 1:17 pm • 2 0 • view
Okay, if it makes you feel any better here's the new rule: If your AC goes out, you're allowed to eat ice cream four to 43 times a day There. Have at!
aug 11, 2025, 5:37 pm • 0 0 • view
So moved!
aug 11, 2025, 5:34 pm • 1 0 • view
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
aug 11, 2025, 4:24 pm • 0 0 • view
At least have a rule you're allowed to have ice cream after push mowing the lawn
aug 11, 2025, 3:10 pm • 0 0 • view
Without gaining weight…
aug 11, 2025, 5:12 pm • 1 0 • view
So it is written. So shall it be.
aug 11, 2025, 5:29 pm • 1 0 • view
That rule is part of the City of Tucson regulations.
aug 11, 2025, 2:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Agree
aug 11, 2025, 3:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Are you unfamiliar with the Häagen-Dazs Rule?
aug 11, 2025, 4:43 pm • 1 0 • view
I checked - there’s no rule that says you CAN’T!!
aug 11, 2025, 2:59 pm • 0 0 • view
When you're a grown up, you make the rules.😉
aug 11, 2025, 5:36 pm • 0 0 • view
I totally agree...more if necessary. 👍
aug 11, 2025, 1:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Who says you're not allowed to eat ice cream 4x a day?
aug 11, 2025, 5:18 pm • 2 0 • view
😊 Ok.
aug 11, 2025, 4:41 pm • 0 0 • view
i think that is already a law, enacted in 1973... and its six (6) times a day, not four. so eat...
aug 11, 2025, 4:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Why only 4
aug 11, 2025, 5:28 pm • 1 0 • view
Just four?
aug 11, 2025, 5:21 pm • 1 0 • view
The freezer still works
aug 11, 2025, 5:15 pm • 1 0 • view
there's not?
aug 11, 2025, 3:59 pm • 0 0 • view
😍✨
aug 11, 2025, 2:34 pm • 0 0 • view
I have this rule and it doesn't require the AC going out. 😅
aug 11, 2025, 1:17 pm • 11 0 • view
Same
aug 11, 2025, 4:07 pm • 1 0 • view
is there a rule you can't eat ice cream four times a day, cause I break it.
aug 11, 2025, 2:01 pm • 0 0 • view
Popsicles/juice bars are good too. Any chilled treat really. 🍨🍦🍧
aug 11, 2025, 2:15 am • 0 0 • view
FYI during the 2021 Vancouver heatwave, ice cream makers became an acceptable substitute for air conditioners or fans. in my house, anyway.
aug 11, 2025, 3:54 pm • 0 0 • view
Absolutely and your electric company has to pay for the ice cream
aug 11, 2025, 3:38 pm • 0 0 • view
I don’t need no stinkin rules to eat ice cream.
aug 11, 2025, 4:25 pm • 0 0 • view
I believe eating ice cream is exempt from rules. It's like drinking water. Necessary for survival.
aug 11, 2025, 2:58 pm • 0 0 • view