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anyone else remember the guy who posted in a minecraft let’s play about how he wrote the book on fairy torture (literally)

sep 2, 2025, 11:41 pm • 7 0

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oslowe @oslowe.bsky.social

Whaaaaaaaaat

sep 3, 2025, 12:00 am • 2 0 • view
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sid @sidvicious.ca

ill try and find the original post it was so out of pocket

sep 3, 2025, 12:21 am • 1 0 • view
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oslowe @oslowe.bsky.social

I'll take the cliffs notes if need be, Minecraft was a wild time apparently

sep 3, 2025, 12:24 am • 1 0 • view
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sid @sidvicious.ca

he posted this after months of normal talking about minecraft just out of nowhere

• quote: Thanks to NOW, I now have a glass-block chamber full of about twenty fairies. Since I literally wrote the book on how to torment fairies, I've been performing various experiments on them. But, alas, I have more of them than experiments given Minecraft's limited toolset in that area, so I'm open to suggestions on what to do with the survivors, ahem, remainder. I can say that they despawn when out-of-sight unless given a headband of flowers, stay spawned if headbanded as long as you stay within the 81-block mob management radius of Mincraft, and make a lot of very annoying noises when in close proximity. Also, setting the queen on fire and letting her die that way makes it far easier to capture her flock of groupies. Finally, I found that replacing fairies' pain and death sounds with actual scream sounds makes for a far creepier experience when, say, setting them on fire with a flint and steel. (If anyone wants those I might bundle 'em for download.) I've head tell that some consider me heartless. Not sure where they get that idea...
sep 3, 2025, 12:25 am • 2 0 • view
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oslowe @oslowe.bsky.social

Oh wow. Someone has a lot to unpack in therapy.

sep 3, 2025, 12:50 am • 1 0 • view
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Commie Lasorda @commielasorda.bsky.social

oh god... I remember this freak. he was the reason why I removed the fairy mod from an old Goon/YogsCast modpack I used to manage

sep 3, 2025, 1:53 am • 1 0 • view