Dumpsterfire is making an announcement tomorrow at 2:00 p.m. EST. I know what I would like to hear, but he’s probably just announcing another batch of NFTs, ones that show him as healthy and fit.
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sep 2, 2025, 3:17 am • 3 0 • view
Here's to hoping he resigns.
sep 2, 2025, 3:29 am • 1 0 • view
Sounds accurate.
sep 2, 2025, 4:12 am • 0 0 • view
Or that he is stepping down to let Vance run things. Sounds crazy unless you think voter outrage will make it impossible to stop Congress turning blue in the midterms, because that would lead to impeachment+conviction, and loss of Republican Party control. <-crazy theory I know, but possible. Maybe.
sep 2, 2025, 5:23 am • 0 0 • view
He’s trying to get in front of his victim’s statements and control the narrative. By accusing his victims and Biden of plotting his assassination by poisoning thus explaining his absence and why he looks and smells like poop.
sep 2, 2025, 3:55 am • 2 0 • view
Probably gonna say something before all those victims speak on Wednesday...or probably to say shit we already knew 🤷
sep 2, 2025, 2:23 am • 5 0 • view
Sounds accurate.
sep 2, 2025, 2:26 am • 2 0 • view
We all have to amplify their message on Wednesday! No distractions!
sep 2, 2025, 2:25 am • 1 0 • view
That's what I think too
sep 2, 2025, 2:23 am • 1 0 • view
What new horror is he going to announce? The possibilities are endless.
sep 2, 2025, 10:28 am • 2 0 • view
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sep 2, 2025, 2:22 am • 0 0 • view
Or maybe he will be hosting a national workout session to demonstrate what great shape he is in. Putin says his downward dog is very impressive.
sep 2, 2025, 2:49 am • 2 0 • view
Here’s hoping he says “Nmm flg hmpydf blugabn” and they wheel him off screen. Although how we would distinguish this from his usual drivel I’m not so sure.
sep 2, 2025, 2:41 am • 3 0 • view
he is retiring, I mean resigning.
sep 2, 2025, 2:42 am • 3 0 • view
I am compelled to say that whatever the felon says today will be a DISTRACTION from the victims testifying. He thought he got away with it by bribing Maxwell, but karma keeps catching up to him. Anywho, whatever he announces today will be BIG to overshadow his guilt of raping little girls.
sep 2, 2025, 1:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Don't give a shit what he has to say, unless it's his last breath.
sep 2, 2025, 2:45 am • 5 0 • view
⬆️ why would anyone want to listen to zero words of truth
sep 2, 2025, 2:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Yeah but today bsky.app/profile/eosi...
sep 2, 2025, 2:57 am • 0 0 • view
sep 2, 2025, 2:34 am • 5 0 • view
He may wear his Superman pajamas
sep 2, 2025, 2:55 am • 1 0 • view
My guess...He will be going after Judges who said his tariffs are illegal and how he is sending the military into every city across the nation. His goons exposed it today. His ridiculous war plan with Venezuela and how he's the best thing ever
sep 2, 2025, 4:48 am • 1 0 • view
I found it interesting that the press release simply said "the president" will be making a statement. Not "President Trump". Could it be he died and Couchfucker was sworn in secretly, and HE will be making a statement at 2? Perhaps the statement we've all been waiting for?
sep 2, 2025, 2:30 pm • 1 0 • view
2 PM. Means he’ll have time for an infusion, diuretic AND spray tan and coif. The way manly men plan their days.
sep 2, 2025, 2:29 am • 3 0 • view