tariffs are extra funny bc, inevitably, a terrible pandemic will develop and we’ll need to buy all our meds (and supplies) from the countries who develop the vaccine, thanks in part to our scientists who left and/or leaked their research to save it.
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I will go completely insane if we end up in a second Donald Trump pandemic.
sep 1, 2025, 3:59 pm • 1 0 • view
there’s gonna be so many headlines like “ICE kidnapped him from his DC lab. Today he won the Nobel for eliminating cancer for everyone except americans.” and “She was fired from the CDC and fled to Portugal. She just developed the pill that instantly cures bone spurs.”
sep 1, 2025, 3:41 pm • 50 3 • view
Scientists will reveal the cure for back pain and just not tell Americans, as a laugh
sep 1, 2025, 8:17 pm • 0 0 • view
OH I LOVE SPURLAXITINE!
sep 1, 2025, 8:08 pm • 3 0 • view
"This global superpower effectively lobotomized itself; you'll never guess what happened next!"
sep 1, 2025, 3:42 pm • 3 0 • view
Not only medications but the test kits, instrumentation, even the damn phlebotomy tubes.
sep 1, 2025, 3:41 pm • 1 0 • view
Uh huh death by a thousand cuts
sep 1, 2025, 3:49 pm • 0 0 • view